Monday, April 12, 2010

Well i never !

Check it... (a list of interesting facts you didn't know about me)


1: I'm not bisexual but bi curious

2: I smoke davidoff or Cartier cigarettes

3: My next move is to become a mummy (adoption even etc don't have to come from me !)

4: I suffer with bad OCD

5: I hate having to fake an orgasm !

oo6: My ideal man is white suited n booted but rough around the edges diamond geezer type

7: I love gardening

8: I was once a web cam addict !!!

9: I have never ever had an aids test (see next fact)

10: I have a needle phobia

11: I have had two tattoos laissered off

12:I lost my vaginity at 13 lay down on a wall at the back of the local bingo hall

13: I used to be a top class credit card/chequebook fraudster

roxyfoxy @ 2:02 am < 3 comments


It's a numbers game !

I have just done some research regarding the blog ! I deserve a pat on the back for the things i had to do too find out the answer to something i needed an answer for !

Just to let you know that i am on one ! I am all of a sudden sat here riding through a Sunday sesh !

Okay so here is how the whole thing played out. I had too find out the current stat on my blog hit counter. Then i remembered that a while back i noted down the number.


But i knew that i couldn't just go into my documents and get it out like any other documents i keep. Hell yeah I'm slick with everything in my life lives in a certain place. But this Lil move i made was whilst on a Colombian mini vacation.

Because this is another thing that i had to see in a critical way. Yes your girl took the numbers down like she was supposed to ! But this must have been the frame of my i was in.


The simplest thing i my retarded mind was too hit inbox at the bottom of the screen and hit create mail write the number down and hit send to my own email address. !

It has been like searching for a mutant object. It was in my sent folder so i'm like okay. I had to relive a whole differentld that i never knew existed.

The thing that did surprise me the most, not the watching never ending fall of things i purchase online. The things for my job yeah i have to keep on top of my game. I can't not tell you that and not give you a few examples so here goes i''ll list a few random things.


In fact let's not Ha !

So yeah what really did make me a little concerned was how many unnamed blank emails i seem to send to myself !! Hmmmmm...

At last ! I found the email !!

So then i had to go back and find the new figures which funnily enough i had sent not ten minutes prior. Exactly the same way as i had done the first time.

So now i have one mail with one stat on and another email that i had logged the second one on !

So I'm like a freaking retard looking at two sets of stats. Then i conjoined the two figures together for the first time. Not forgetting that they were being treated like something that at that particular moment my life depended on these two emails i had open.

All i kept thinking was these emails could disappear at any moment.

I tried to work out the sum on my desktop calculator which didn't get me my answer.

I'm baffled at this point so i reach for my blackberry (storm don't' ya know !)

I still couldn't find the divided by key. So this whole set back if i remember took quite some time !!!

I'm now starting to bug out for real and i still ain't found the answer WTF

Did i miss something I'm now wondering my keyboard, the blackberry calculator and the desktop vista calculator dont have the divided sign im looking for ??????


I had to ask google the question but because i still had not got the sign.

Well blow me Ha i just realised you gotta type the numbers as that is what the story is about.

Wow... I'm not kidding you but all of a sudden i can't get back into what i was trying to say !

Hell yeah i wanna holla whats good.


The figure worked out over the last five months that i get on average 505 hits per day !!

roxyfoxy @ 1:13 am < 2 comments


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