The Devils Dandruff

S.O.S

2009-11-07T04:23:00.002Z

Hey i have just read about loads of new features on blogger. I'm confused it looks awesome but I'm scared that it will fuck up my blog if i start meddling with it !!

I need some advise shall i hit the button or is it a case of @Better the devil you no''

Who knows ???

Welcome to the crib Andrea...

2009-11-07T03:29:00.005Z

I was very Tempted when i came across this request from a punter, who had placed this request on a website seeking an escort.

Here is what he was potentially looking for.

Hi I am an intelligent mature closet cross dressing guy who is

seeking a lady whom I could stay with for say 4 nights and days

who would enjoy feminizing me, shopping, waxing that sort of

thing. i am submissive so sensual domination is fine though

would also love some loving. I am bi curious so would be willing to lose my cherry in the right circumstances. I am sexually adventurous and willing to experiment.

Alan/Andrea xxx

£1500 is what i am willing to pay.

Here is what i responded back to him !! (copy & pasted)

Hello Andrea

I really enjoyed reading your reverse booking. I have had a lot of experience with guys who love to dress up.

I am a real girl's girl who's likes are similar to yourself i.e playing dress up and Lot's of pampering. I have a lovely house which i would love to share with you for four days.

I even have experience in beauty as that was my choice of career before discovering my extremely high sex drive. Therefore i have all of the best equipment to make you look fantastic.

I also have a great friend who advertises on Aw and I'm sure she would love to come and help me pamper you as well.

I also have another trick up my sleeve! i have another great male friend who is very bi and i am almost certain that he would love to pop your cherry !

I very much look forward to your response. If you decide not to pick me ion this occasion then maybe next time ??

Lot's of love and licks

Vicky kiss kiss

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!

Always get the wonga sorted first !

2009-11-01T02:03:00.005Z

APARTMENT FOR RENT

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclose the following typed note: >>

'Dear Madam: Enclosed find a check for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that: #1 - it had never been occupied; #2 - there was plenty of heat; and #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that: #1 - it had been previously occupied, #2 - there wasn't any heat, and #3 - it was entirely too large.'

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:

' Dear Sir: #1 - I cannot understand how you could expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. #2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know just how to turn it on. #3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame management.

So, kindly send the rent in full or I will be forced to contact your present landlady

The full payment of $500.00 arrived early the next day!!!!!!!!!!

Check out some recent emails in response to adverts

2009-11-01T01:38:00.002Z

I notice you do domination. Do you offer dom sessions where you force me to lick and worship all your sexy high heel shoes/boots. Do you have many pairs.Do you also offer ball kicking and facekicking whilst wearing your sexy shoes and do you kick with the toe part.Heelfetish

Hi Babe, love the pics.......very hot.I have a dirty little fetish you might like to help me with!Basically you catch me sniffing your dirty soiled panties!What you do do with me is up to you as long as there are no marks at the end. I love being tied up - especially my cock and balls and love the feel of a woman pissing all over me and making me do dirty things.Would love to meet soon.

Malc

Hi, I am looking to explore some fantasies with a very sexy lady such as yourself. I have a small penis only 4 inches when fully erect I am looking for a foxy female to put me in my place and tell me what to do. Would you grant me my fantasy hope fully. Also do you have any silk/satin pyjamas ??

Regards Thin Dick

Hello, good afternoon. My name is Steve,i was wondering if you would be interested in a personal slave!?.I am based in Stafford and i am of smart appearene, clean, and discreet.I am 32,5,8,slim,brown eyes,short hair, i have a executive car, and work as a retail manager.

Hi roxy. Im looking for somebody that can help with my horsewoman fantasy. Jods and long boots are my weakness, well whole attire actually! Worn and smelly even better, trust me it works just need a true horse woman to help. Im in area this weekend. Kind regards martin x (new forest man)

staff required!hi my name is maddam bling and i am looking for hot ladyes like yourself to work for me in my two very busy places massage/escort in kent they are both 24hrs 7 days a week i can accomodate 1 of the places is in medway a 3 bedroom semi detached and a luxury 5 bedroom house on the sheerness seafront with very high earning potential!if you are intersted then please call me on 01634 4&%$£ 262 or email me back thank you maddam bling

What a fantastic idea !

2009-11-01T01:02:00.001Z

Oh Shit mommy !!

2009-11-01T00:53:00.001Z

''Dream On Dreamer''

2009-10-31T23:36:00.003Z

As i awoke once more in the early hours of this morning,wondering once again why i keep having this same reoccurring nightmare.

It has suddenly dawned on me why this keeps coming back to me. I have only really analyzed it recently and i can't believe how traumatic a situation i endured.

Break it down i was 20 years of age living in my first flat and don't get it twisted i was in a crummy council maisonette mixing with scumbags.

Sat alone on the sofa when all of a sudden the door was being kicked in by two girls and a male associate of theirs. They kicked shit out of me one by one all three of them at once. She was the guy i was seeings ex that he dumped for me.

I don't remember too much detail but i remember waking up the next morning and looking at my reflection.

I was totally horrified i was swollen with black eyes bust up lips.

Moving along i never got over that i nearly threw myself off the fourth floor balcony not long after. I remember hearing the same kind of knocking which happened on that fateful night. I was terrified i was shaking like crazy i ran out of the second bedroom balcony as i remember thinking it was the only place i could hide.

I lay in the foetus position fearing for my life. I heard the bedroom door open and was just about to jump when all of a sudden my best friend Jayne put her hand on my shoulder.

I dream all the time about that whole messed up situation.

Moving along i read a very interesting statement just this week. It's a statement from a crack addicts mother her story. she said that from the time an addict becomes addicted they stay at that same age !!

MM interesting !

Trick or Treat !!

2009-10-31T23:35:00.000Z

Where the streets have no name ?

2009-10-11T06:01:00.002+01:00

I am bugging out for real ! My head is hurting me through what the man who has stole my heart is putting me through.

Everything isn't good in fact its reading like the movie script that my own mother had mentioned days before.

For whatever reason which i cant even get my head around the man has ended up on the streets.

How the hell has this happened. I have cried my eyes out that i have to hear his auntie say he has been seen on the corner of eight avenue not looking the way he is supposed to be looking.

I am sat here wondering how a man of that calibre and don't get it twisted. I am saying this is my man so hes no hood rat. An intelligent man who had a vision is now a homeless black man on the streets of NYC.

It don't make no sense what so ever. Wheres the fucking payout yeah the 500 thousand dollars ! there is no money that's a wrap !

I just want to be successful

2009-10-02T23:41:00.005+01:00

Whats Good ? I'm surviving, still living everyday like a story that never has a happy ending.

My day began around 11am about to start taking calls in response to my advert which i had placed in the local rag !

I have entertained four clients today starting with a proper hottie which i opened my front door too at around 2.15 pm.

The phone did not ring once Ali afternoon not even the usual stream of time wasters !

I made some dinner around 6.30pm which i sat alone to eat once again. I was just about to lay on my sofa and read my papers when the phone starting ringing.

I arranged to see another client who agreed to be here for 7.15pm. As soon as he lay on the bed he said would you like a line of charlie ? i looked at him and said why not "rack um up" his gak was the best i had had for ages.

He was okay but his sex game was not up too my standards. He then suggested that we get another lot of chisel dropped and i went along with him. Whilst we were tapping our hands waiting for the dealer to come

I tried to get freaky with him. His dick was shrinking right before my eyes ! I suggested that he should buy a Viagra from me. He declined saying he wouldn't be needing any help.

Thinking back I should have crushed one in his can of Pepsi then maybe i would have got laid properly.

The sniff landed he order a quarter, his lines were humongous ! every time he lay back down on the bed he tried to convince me how dirty and up for it when he does coke.

Well i beg to differ ! let me tell you something, the man was a turn off i couldn't even cum just for the sake of cumming ! He then arranged to get another two grams dropped off, which was through one of my connections.

I felt a bit embarrassed when he started examining the bags which i had just dropped into his sweaty waiting hands. My stuff wasn't anything like what he had been getting but i don't think he noticed as by this point we were now chopping up our sixth gram.

I was that wired that i started to get paranoid that he wasn't enjoying me. Every time he did a line i knew what was coming next. Yes ! back at his dick once more.

I just wanted to tell him to knock it on the head Ha just give it up its not going to happen.

I decided to be a bit diplomatic for once and promised him a proper good time if he booked me to come to hotel next time.

He then arranged one final time to get more gear dropped off but he then tried his luck by asking if we could have a three sum with his pal who would be here in the next 10 Min's.

Hell no ! i wasn't up for it one bit, and i knew it was not going to be good due to his impotence for the previous three hours of the time we had just spent trying to revive the drowning rat !

He left me a few lines as a token of good gesture, which i thought was a very cool thing for him to have done.

I was very happy that i could now enjoy being high on my own. I am sat here typing on my sofa whilst smoking a skunk spliff.

Moving on. My mood sadly is very low at the moment i don't feel happy one bit. I feel so bloody lonely and depressed i feel unloved and uncared for. I guess that people are not feeling my energy and don't want to be around me. I don't feel like i am the nice pleasant person i was once before.

It all revolves around the fact that i now spend my whole life being ruled my a piece of what others may see as technology. All i see when i look at my cell phone is an existence that dictates my whole life. It has become a misery that, all i do 24/7 is take calls from people i don't even want to speak too. I guess they sense my vibes which at times is not pleasant, and i know for a fact that i loose loads of business through my bad attitude.

I have lost the go get it motto i once had for this industry, i no longer see the vision that i used to see. The one that i would crack all of this or beat the industry and become successful and be able to see the whole picture the reasons the answers that i would tell me why i got involved for what ? i have given part or even most of my life to an industry that has fucked me up.

Prime suspect

2009-09-18T23:49:00.004+01:00

Check this out !

Sat here last Monday afternoon chilling with my best friend P, knock knock somebody at the door. I opened it and stood right before me where two guys who i knew straight away were CID.

i can tell you right now, they were not here to talk about the neighbourhood watch scheme. I was under caution for being the key witness to a murder enquiry !

Jesus ! the story is that a guy had been murdered and my number was the last number that he had dialled before he got murdered. Typical i was the only lead they had leading up to him being sliced up !

Ha I really thought it was a wind up i had to explain why he could have possibly called me ! the bags came out each of my cell phones were confiscated and sealed into police property bags. All he kept saying was where were you at this time ?

I'm like um in bed what else would i be doing ! i don't no how all of a sudden i was a suspect in a murder case.

I had to explain where i came from and why this dude could be possibly be calling me ! i stood there and said i provide a massage service and had placed an advert in his local paper.

Anyway it all turned out okay in the end but it could have been a lot worse....

9/9/2009

2009-09-18T22:07:00.005+01:00

How bizarre ! I was awoken by the sound of my blackberry phone bleeping as it does when i have received mail. All of a sudden it dawned on me that it was 9/9/09 a very significant date in my life or so i thought.

I hadn't even realised that i would be waking up to a date that has to be the most memorial date for me. I digress : the email woke me and i knew that that email out of any email it could have been was from America ! i looked and it was a message telling me to call my baby !

The feeling of finally hearing from the man i thought had my back and would never let me down yeah right ! had finally decided to appear back on the radar.

I cant believe that however strong you lay those foundations they will be destroyed if you loose that trust. I was happy to hear from him and i still love him but next month it will be twelve months since i spent time with him in NYC.

In New York,Concrete jungle where dreams are made of,
Theres nothing you can’t do,
Now you’re in New York,
These streets will make you feel brand new,
The lights will inspire you,
Lets here it for New York, New York, New York

The life he is living sounds horrendous ! he is surviving in a fucked up way The streets of NYC are not glistening with gold the place in overpopulated the rich are getting richer the poor are getting poorer.

His family are proper hood ! Grandma is old skool she has lived a life which took her from various housing projects around the five borough's which are the grimiest neighbourhoods you Will ever see.

Grandma ain't taking her finger off that trigger for no one. If anyone has seen the film Belly which is one of the best hood flicks ever made in my eyes that is ! she lives in the block where Nas sits on the bench.

I was a little taken back when i walked into the apartment where she has a room which is shared by Mikey who has a room next to hers he was shot in the head back in the day and was never the same again. Then you have the sister Darlene who is her daughter my mans auntie , her man is a dohphine addict he looks like one of those stereotypical black man in a hood flick who is always whooping his beatches ass ha.

Then there is this mean looking dog that looks like a coyote. Then the lounge is occupied what they call over there a project nympho Ha

'
'Holla out the window its the project nympho,
stay at home all day giving blow jobs !

I must say i couldn't wait to show my mum my new in laws Ha it is what it is ! who cares it is what it is. Hmm even i was shocked by how people actually live like that and the fucked up part is who cares about those whose apartment it is, but its a sorry ass situation that having spent the best part of your life making sacrifices that you cant sit back and relax in the last years of your life.

So yeah shes a Sweet lady who loves the bones off me. so back to this call he made my day 'Anything worth having don't come easy' Why he hasn't come over to the UK yet is because on NYE 09 the truck he was riding in got hit by a greyhound bus.

I guess in a country that bought us 'Where theres blame theres a claim' being hit by a greyhound bus is like holy shit im talking serious poke !

He has been told to expect $550 million dollars but how long do these things take. He promised me he would be home by 4th July then it went to I'll be home by labour day now its i promise ill be home for thanks giving ha !

How can i check out this i do believe him but i still want to see it on paper !

All i can say is why do you have to keep going to court wtf I slowly broke the news to my parents over tapas last Sunday that i would be taking a trip to NYC next month and could they have Maxwell.

Hmm bad move all i got was 'are you serious'? she basically beasted me' she laughed in my face and said ''for gods sake Roxy, i really thought all of that American nonsense had been put to sleep. She continued to say '' are you reading this out of a film script, its laughable the man that you haven't heard from for the last five months.

''so come on then ! wheres he been'' it got to a point that i considered saying he had got banged up ! ha that would have been a bad move. shes like so wheres he been, I'm trying to say that people go through there things at times. shes like you are deranged and these American men are even more deranged than you are !

She wont be happy until i introduce her to some man that she thinks i should be with.

Polly (her name) always has something to say.

I feel like saying for someone who's only ever seen two dicks in her life that ill pass on the advise. I now feel like i have been disrespectful, but she can keep talking and doesn't she just, words so slick they pistol whip your mind until you cant take no more.

I am 37 now and i still get told off by my mum. Ha but let me tell you something the woman is the greatest. I need to wrap this up Love n light Roxy foxy xx

You are what you eat !

2009-08-31T17:02:00.005+01:00

Wow i cant believe that i finally got to squirt infront of a client. I just did it for the fun of it ha but you no what ? what a waste of time he thought it was hurricane Katrina all over again ! Pussy is all i can say not impressed. Too make matters worse i was the one whose arse was lay on the wet patch

! Good morning whats good ? Ive had a very eventful day which has been very challenging to say the least. i was woke up around 5.15 am to the sound of some hot rock in beats i am in the horrors as we must have had a power cut which resulted in setting off my ipod sat on the docking station,oh shit... my house was rocking and the fucked up part of it is around five tunes must have played before i was woken up and realised what had been going on causing mayhem.

I then took a booking from a client who loves to get me high and fuck the shit out of me.

but you no what i landed there and he started touching me but i just was not feeling it one bit.

He was saying all the right things that i love hearing a man say. He lay on top of me and right before my eyes he really did for a moment forget how to fuck !

unfucking believable i clocked it as well it was in my eyes a fucking trip ha i was like get off me not now but right fucking now.

But even if he had turned me out i still don't believe that i would have enjoyed it boo hoo ... its my own fault i have totally let my health regime go down the pan !

but I'm on it things have once again got out of control so Ive had to stop doing things my way but take the highway. I have enrolled for the last three months a boot camp regime.

Its the first routine that is in my life for the first time in around eight years. I can honestly say that i have only ever gone to boot camp twisted once.

I'm going to publish this post so i can start another one !

Get somebody else to suck your dick player

2009-08-31T16:28:00.000+01:00

When surgery goes wrong !

2009-08-31T16:25:00.000+01:00

Mmm white nose or green fingers !

2009-08-31T16:22:00.000+01:00

Happy Mondays

2009-08-31T16:19:00.000+01:00

The ninth month of the year 2009

2009-08-31T13:22:00.003+01:00

I'm sat here wondering where the hell i should start ? Ill just type and see if i can make any sense of my shitty messed up life. Its now August in fact all months just keep passing by and leaving no meaning or lasting memories in my mind.

The American dream that i have spent the last three years of my life chasing is getting further and further away. The last i heard from Henry was he had applied for his passport and he would be here by June. The man has disappeared for the last five months. How could he be so heartless having promised me and given me his word that he would never do what Sha did too me.

These American men are deranged ! so I'm feeling kind of fucked up at the moment. Business has suffered badly because of my emotional state. That is not good because my hustle is the foundation of my whole world. Can you believe that i have took a backward step ! Not forgetting the credit crunch fucking hell i am having to experience day to day things that are what normal people do. BOGOF at tesco no more M&S or Waitrose !

I really am feeling the pinch its hideous. Shall i fill you in on my greatest vice of all The devils dandruff" well who would have thought that some government funded drug programme actually cured my addiction wow i have nothing but admiration and love for Sonia the girl who showed me a life without cocaine !

Bet you wer'nt expecting me to drop that on you was you ! "true story" the days of getting twisted are well and truly over. Of course i still do it but when i choose too. My life changed so much when i gave into my biggest vice of all ! I sleep in my bed seven nights out of seven, i wake up to the birds singing not me waking them up ha !

I have spent the last ten years of my life living my whole life in an industry that has bought no lasting results. I never saw all of this coming in my wildest dreams. Fuck i am in a dark place once again i cant keep doing the same things and getting the same results.

My boy had his xmas picture taken he looks stush as a mother fucker !

2008-12-30T02:10:00.000Z

My Birthday party

2008-12-30T02:04:00.002Z

Me and P looking fly !!

2008-12-30T02:01:00.000Z

''My American Boy''

2008-12-30T02:00:00.000Z

Rocking it in New York !

2008-12-30T01:57:00.000Z

The strength of a women

2008-10-05T06:02:00.001+01:00

All women are beautiful; the things she must overcome are endless.

With open arms and an open heart she conquers all sacrificing herself, putting others needs before her own. The true beauty of a women lies in her soul not her curves.

The unconditional love she possesses is mind boggling to many. The strength of a women can not be described with words it shows in the way she carries herself, her walk, her confidence, her sensuality, her self respect, the ability to walk with a smile and her head held high when deep inside she’s crying out, yet she is able to put all emotions aside and rise to any occasion

I should know better''

2008-10-05T04:59:00.003+01:00

Well as my previous post states things are fucking not running smooth !

In fact I'm in loads of shit ! real talk !

So not only am i breaking my back to make this new york trip i have promised to go and collect my future husband on his first day of freedom having been locked in a Cage for 16 long years !!!

Yup !! my new man is perfect for me and i love him too bits. But we all no and we know very well that in any relationship.

''One is loved'

''and the other is in love''

I hope i got that right Ha yes I'm on a mini sesh !

So things are tight at the moment real tight this credit crunch bullshit scare stories have fucked me up for real !

Business is worse than worse. So I'm carry all the weight on my shoulders of another journey across the pond to yet again go and find my American boy. My mum has fallen out with me over it. She said ''i just don't get this whole American thing'' Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Well I'm getting tired of people who really think they no what my life is like cause they don't and never will my life is real.

So I'm yet again without a ride, yeah and this is another drama that i have had to face due to my irresponsible hazardous lifestyle.

I was driving back from a clients house last Friday the booking was okay i got a bit carried away with the Bombay sapphire. I got around a mile away from my house when all of a sudden i heard a huge thud and a real long bang. I felt everything cutting out so i navigated the car into a side street. I came to a hault. I got out of my BMW and fell onto the hard concrete pavement on my knees. I looked at the passenger side of my car and all i could see was a huge long grey thing lay on the passenger side window.

I immediately called a guy who drives for an escort agency i know the girl who runs it. He came and pulled up as i was crying my eyes out saying half the lamppost was attached to the side of my car.

He cam back as he had told me to wait in his car, he said its the airbag not a lamppost you have curbed the car and it has activated the airbag with the huge impact.

Well i left the car there for over 24 hours as i couldn't face going to collect it after the mess i had made of the whole situation.

I would have been sent to hell for driving in that state i worked out that breaking it down i had consumed 12 large gin and tonics.

The car is to put it politely fooked Durrrrrrrrr what a backward hustle, I'm mad as hell so now i have no car its sat on my drive and i don't know what the hell is going to get me out of this fine mess.