The Devils Dandruff

Poorly Sick

2011-02-25T13:17:00.004Z

I know it has been so long since i updated this blog...I have been quite ill. I had a back operation in October and it caused me to loose all feeling in my left leg and i got a condition called foot drop !

I am four months into my recovery now so all being well i will be able to start rocking the high heels again and walking without a stick !!

Funny how one day you are fine and then bam, partially disabled :(

I really feel blessed that i have overcome all of this because i may not of ever walked again ! wondering if my lifestyle had anything to do with the back getting fooked up LOL !!

I promise i will get my writing back on track i really do not want to give up on this blog as i have come a long way and have so much more to give.

Love N Light Roxy xxxx

Never stop chasing your dreams..

2010-05-15T05:42:00.004+01:00

Life for me at the moment is so so ! Still doing the same things so keep getting the same results...

I guess i should sit back and feel blessed that i am still alive, after doing some of the things i have put myself through !! i applied for a sales role last week but i didn't get a response. I guess my CV looks perfect until 2001 which was the last company i worked for.

I will be forty years old next year and i did not expect to be still doing the things i do still !!

When i go back through the blog archives, at times i really cannot believe how fast pace my lifestyle was. My life now is so much different to how it used to be which in a way can only be good.

But on the flip side the void in my new life is a killer. I am no longer part of the club scene that i have spent the last thirteen years totally wilding out too !

where did all those people go that i met along the way ?

The way i used to live my life, at the time suited me always riding alone it had to be that way. But now i feel like life has passed me by.

I have no one to love me, very few friends that stuck around and a lifestyle that at this moment in time was not worth what i had to sacrifice along the way.

I don't even look the way i am supposed to look like ! you will be shocked when i tell you this but its true i have become servilely overweight and this is killing me the most. I cannot believe that i have overcome one hurdle (cocaine) and replaced it with food.

I don't look right real talk ... i have well i did let it get out of control. When i sit here thinking back to as to what has happened i guess being lonely and having more time played a part.

However... On a brighter note don't sit back and talk about things do something to help yourself !! get the fuck out of my face people who moan about negative things.. go kick rocks !

I am now a very proud member of BOOT CAMP !! I guess being around a group of people that are in no way affiliated to my life is a beautiful thing.

I go three times per week 6pm until 6.45 which is every Mon,wed and Thursday. Even just having that stability of a few hours per week that i am totally not used to has been great.

Its tough and brutal at times but i have to stay focused. I have to loose money at times which hurts but it is a must. I drop bookings when they fall on the night before i have to go and train but so be it.

Do you realise that for the last nine years i have lived my life with not one bit of structure to it ?

I have basically been able to do what the hell i have wanted.No commitments no nothing to adhere too. That has been my downfall and i am starting to see the whole picture very clear.

Can you imagine never looking forward to a weekend,not knowing that its a bank holiday. Never having to set your alarm clock to wake up ? eating when you feel like it ? staying in bed and sleeping at times your life away ? always being aware that your neighbours must be saying shit about you or constantly being on their radar !!

That is the least of my problems which being until they pay my mortgage they cant say shit but it's always there. What the hell happened to the person i once was ?

Up until a few weeks i noticed how hard faced the industry had made me.

Constantly taking all those calls, in the end made me into someone i was not raised to be.

It is impossible in this industry to keep your real identity. Maybe if you are just an escort you can switch back and forth in and out of character but not when you constantly take all the calls.

I guess i should keep chasing the dream ! that was the whole purpose of me creating ''The Devils Dandruff '' Wasn't it ???

Nite Nite Love N Light Roxy xxx

Well i never !

2010-04-12T02:02:00.004+01:00

Check it... (a list of interesting facts you didn't know about me)

1: I'm not bisexual but bi curious

2: I smoke davidoff or Cartier cigarettes

3: My next move is to become a mummy (adoption even etc don't have to come from me !)

4: I suffer with bad OCD

5: I hate having to fake an orgasm !

oo6: My ideal man is white suited n booted but rough around the edges diamond geezer type

7: I love gardening

8: I was once a web cam addict !!!

9: I have never ever had an aids test (see next fact)

10: I have a needle phobia

11: I have had two tattoos laissered off

12:I lost my vaginity at 13 lay down on a wall at the back of the local bingo hall

13: I used to be a top class credit card/chequebook fraudster

It's a numbers game !

2010-04-12T01:13:00.002+01:00

I have just done some research regarding the blog ! I deserve a pat on the back for the things i had to do too find out the answer to something i needed an answer for !

Just to let you know that i am on one ! I am all of a sudden sat here riding through a Sunday sesh !

Okay so here is how the whole thing played out. I had too find out the current stat on my blog hit counter. Then i remembered that a while back i noted down the number.

But i knew that i couldn't just go into my documents and get it out like any other documents i keep. Hell yeah I'm slick with everything in my life lives in a certain place. But this Lil move i made was whilst on a Colombian mini vacation.

Because this is another thing that i had to see in a critical way. Yes your girl took the numbers down like she was supposed to ! But this must have been the frame of my i was in.

The simplest thing i my retarded mind was too hit inbox at the bottom of the screen and hit create mail write the number down and hit send to my own email address. !

It has been like searching for a mutant object. It was in my sent folder so i'm like okay. I had to relive a whole differentld that i never knew existed.

The thing that did surprise me the most, not the watching never ending fall of things i purchase online. The things for my job yeah i have to keep on top of my game. I can't not tell you that and not give you a few examples so here goes i''ll list a few random things.

In fact let's not Ha !

So yeah what really did make me a little concerned was how many unnamed blank emails i seem to send to myself !! Hmmmmm...

At last ! I found the email !!

So then i had to go back and find the new figures which funnily enough i had sent not ten minutes prior. Exactly the same way as i had done the first time.

So now i have one mail with one stat on and another email that i had logged the second one on !

So I'm like a freaking retard looking at two sets of stats. Then i conjoined the two figures together for the first time. Not forgetting that they were being treated like something that at that particular moment my life depended on these two emails i had open.

All i kept thinking was these emails could disappear at any moment.

I tried to work out the sum on my desktop calculator which didn't get me my answer.

I'm baffled at this point so i reach for my blackberry (storm don't' ya know !)

I still couldn't find the divided by key. So this whole set back if i remember took quite some time !!!

I'm now starting to bug out for real and i still ain't found the answer WTF

Did i miss something I'm now wondering my keyboard, the blackberry calculator and the desktop vista calculator dont have the divided sign im looking for ??????

I had to ask google the question but because i still had not got the sign.

Well blow me Ha i just realised you gotta type the numbers as that is what the story is about.

Wow... I'm not kidding you but all of a sudden i can't get back into what i was trying to say !

Hell yeah i wanna holla whats good.

The figure worked out over the last five months that i get on average 505 hits per day !!

New batteries required

2010-03-31T06:42:00.004+01:00

I have a booking on Thursday at 4PM with a lady called Tina....

She contacted me a while back regarding details on how to book me as a present for her husbands birthday.

Now she has decided to book me herself before his big day !! She is coming on her way home from a meeting. Nice !!

She has never been with a woman before ! Mmmmm I'm as you already no not really into girls on the regular. It's just a thing i enjoy when wrecked !

Hell no i love men !! so I'm a little nervous but i need the wonga so I'm game !

As long as she plays her part as in ''I'm the plug and she's the socket'' Then we will get along just fine.

She sounds lovely on the phone so i hope she doesn't disappoint...

Saying that i love her already I only put the advert in. Shes actually calling me up and going all out to get her some ! nice...

This made me smile earlier ! i answered the door to a client earlier and as he walked in he went straight over to my rug and wiped his feet on it !!

I was like what the hell are you doing. He was that nervous that he completely lost it on the way in that he did some crazy thing.

He babbled something about never to doing that in his own house !

''No shit'' !!

The next level !

2010-03-28T02:49:00.002+01:00

Well.... I have some excellent news ! I have met a client that has requested that i send him about four blog posts for him to give me his opinion on taking things to the next level.

It has always been a dream of mine to publish ''The devils dandruff''

so can i get some feedback on which four posts i should send him to read ?

I look forward to your response !!

This is the blueprint that belongs to the below flicks !

2010-03-14T01:33:00.001Z

Hi

Would you and your friend be available tonight for a 30 minute tonight at 900 pm. I would like you both to laugh and humiliate me about the size of my penis.

You pretend to be my partner and she is your friend and you are telling her how shit it is for you to have to put up with a small dick like mine.

You measure my penis and laugh your heads off. You tell her how sad I am and how I am prepared to let you fuck a black man with a big dick rather than lose you.

Hope this would be fun for you Dan :)

Pencil dick yuk

2010-03-14T01:24:00.000Z

Loving it........... What's not too love !!!

2010-03-14T01:21:00.001Z

Worry looks around,Sorry looks back, Faith looks up !!

2010-02-20T02:43:00.004Z

Holla ....

I'm not sure what i am going to type so please be patient and bare with me. I'm hanging in there trying to stay positive and be the best person that i can be.

Can you believe that i am totally on my arse, yup woke up this morning not knowing where my next penny was coming from. I was freezing cold my gas had been turned off. I spoke to my girl she said she would weigh me in some poke if i needed it. Can you believe all of the money that i have earned over the years has decreased my bank account to zero !! unfuckin believable.

I'm tired of hustling in fact i applied for two jobs this week yes legal jobs Ha.

I have an interview on Tuesday for a job selling advertising space and another interview lined up for an account manager for a telecommunications company.

I have emailed my CV to various agency's so lets see what happens. I am fed up of being broke. Can you believe how much money i used to earn every week compared to now ! Wow... good job that i am no longer a coke head i would be in a right mess i reckon i would have been relegated to amphetamines poor mans charlie !!

My heart is not in the sex industry anymore. I woke up broke and will be going to bed rich ! i earned shit loads today but it's paper money in one hand out the other. You never know where your next dollar is coming from.

Ten hours ago i was one bill away from repossession now i have a wad of notes.

I cant keep living my life this way it's not right.

Another valentines day with nothing i really am feeling no love or loyalty right now.

Give it up

2010-01-20T06:54:00.004Z

Twenty Ten huh ... If you didn't realise that we are not i repeat we are not in a new decade.

Okay 2000 was the start of a new decade, last year was 2009 and we are now in 2010 or twenty ten how ever you choose to say it.

so 2009 was the ninth year of our decade and 2010 is the tenth. A whole decade has not passed us by for another eleven months !!!

Wow did i feel so much better knowing i can still turn things around before we do go into a new decade.

Excuse my manners ''HAPPY NEW YEAR''

Things for me to be honest are not hunky dory. I'm all of a sudden realising that the game is over ... i am not hustling anymore in the way that is all i know how to do.

Break it down i have run the whole of my escorting career from day one from a whole type of clientele that is as close to my type of people you can get.

Ive been too the best country mansions in this area Ive fucked lords of the manor, from farms to chalets penthouses five star hotels boats to sat in a hot tub that looks over the best landscape you could ever look at whilst been lay down. Ive visited enough amazing cribs that would make grand design homes look like a George wimpy home.

CRASH BANG WALLOP

This publication was my safety blanket my Lil touch that was a fucking gold mine as you know.

I loved the fact that all the city vice trade didn't no anything about it cause it only distributed to the nicest towns and villages i have ever seen.

That upper class publication could be left anywhere where ever in that mans house. It sold livestock campers a section for all it was not a seedy publication.

Whether that house wanted that free yes FREE magazine it didn't matter, it popped through the letterbox every week. It wasn't a daily paper that has a minimal time before it becomes tomorrows fish and chip paper. That advert that costs you £52.00 each night,
and your advert then within 24 hours is redundant.

That little publication was always within reach of potential clients usually found in ones magazine rack just in case you needed a local plumber a telephone extension a job in a nursing home my little friend was there.

The quality of most of these people didn't have to sneak out to buy a copy of the Evening Mail. They didn't have to reach for the other one which stands out like a sore thumb. Its called the Bargain Pages... these type of people do not even exist in there world. Scanning adverts for mixed bag of 10 year old boys clothes £2.50 or nearest offer !

They take the number and make sure they get rid of ASAP.

I think i have explained things so far regarding the magazine

The Magazine has become no longer, boo hoo gutted ! it was a victim of the recession and that's where i come into it. My whole client base has been wiped away.

I am now going to try and explain what i mean. In a nutshell my whole world will never be the same again.

I played the game good in the best way i could. The way i lived was with good times.

You all read this blog you see how things were not perfect but i ran things the way that i made smart.

I haven't blogged for a while because i feel like a mess. I am now if the truth be known im jammed fucking zip locked in a corner. I thought my adverts would run forever i never expected all this too happen.

Okay wait for it here we go yeah that's right we got to hold on tight we are now into a whole new part of this fucked up industry.

Six months later)

I'm just gonna say it cause this is all true.

One day in the life of Roxy

Hi its Roxy here can i place an advert in the bargain pages ? Now the bargain pages is not a good look.

How can one go from looking at buying a second hand pair of only worn once mint condition pair of Farah's.

I am that disgusted words are not enough. I have gone from clients in suburbia to being asked for change from a fiver !!

It has too stop. Then i try the evening paper does being next to the death column and obituaries for family's like the Gallagher's on shameless justify £52.00 per night plus VAT.

I cannot continue for much longer in this part of the industry that exists.

For what why ? I'm in a mess and it has all of a sudden sucked me in.

These clients ar'nt what i am used too nope not one bit they are rock bottom.

What the fuck has happened, my safety will always be number one these clients scare the shit out of me its so fucking different to what i know.

I am amongst girls doing this for a hobby not hardcore cash the magazine bought down the high class hookers that ran from the back pages for years.

Can you believe that i am not even really an escort anymore. These readers are not in the escort league more like drive one !! ha no its just not for me one bit.

In the meantime i have been totally letting myself go.

I get stressed out by so many men that i turn down more than i see these calls are from people that to me are rock bottom.

I have tried everything i can I'm no quitter you have to advertise Internet is not enough fact.

But sat here now i don't want to find a replacement even if i could i have to stop once an for all.

I am so fucked up still not at the last stage or near as to finding the answer to all of this shit !!

peace xxx love n light

Last Nights front page news unbelievable !!!

2009-12-06T07:00:00.006Z

****prostitute gets sex-in-potting-shed ASBO ban

A PROSTITUTE and her boyfriend have been handed three-year Anti Social Behaviour Orders after she had sex with clients on communal staircases and in a garden shed.

K^^&& Owens, aged 31, has been banned from having sex in the shed and from lining clients up along the stairs to a waiting room-style sofa outside her front door.

Her boyfriend, K*** Iq**, 29, was also given a court order after neighbours said they had been terrorised by the couple’s late night foul mouthed punch ups, visits from drug dealers and abuse towards other residents.

Neighbours said “punters” had queued up the stairs to have sex with O** and that she had
formed sex acts in cars, the shared shed and even on the stairs themselves.

They claimed that Iq*** would also lie in wait to rob some of the clients inside the flat once they had handed over the money to O***.
A full three-year Asbo was granted at B*** Magistrates’ Court yesterday after B***** City Council’s Anti Social Behaviour Unit took the pair to court.

The “thoroughly unpleasant” couple failed to turn up and were handed the Asbo in their absence.
District Judge Zara, said there had been overwhelming evidence against the couple who share a privately rented flat in Bro*** Close,

Neighbours, who arrived to give evidence yesterday, said they were “relieved” that it was now all over.
One of the residents, who did not want her name printed, said some residents had left the area and one family was too scared to open their own front door.

She added: “We are relieved that we will finally get some reprieve. She has lived here for four years and the last two years have been hell.
“The problems have been non-stop. The flat does not even have windows anymore. There are used condoms everywhere, drugs, fights, screaming and shouting at 3am and punters queuing up the stairs.
“She has even been having sex in full view of people in the communal stairs areas and in cars.

“We have called out police to very serious incidents at least 15 times and there have been cases where he has robbed her clients. They are thoroughly unpleasant people.

“We just want to thank B*** and the police for all of the work they have done to help us. They have been absolutely marvellous.”
Owens was given a nine point Asbo which bans her from having any visitors after 11pm. She has also been told that she must not engage in any sexual acts in a public place, including the shared shed.

She was also told that nobody could wait on the stairs up to her property or on a sofa outside her front door or on a garden bench outside.
Iqbal was given a six point Asbo.

Both of them were banned from verbally abusing, harassing or intimidating anybody on the street. They were also banned from shouting, screaming and using foul language near the home.
They will also breach the Asbo if they fight in the area, or discard used condoms, cans or cigarette stubs.

If either of them breach the terms of the Asbo, which will be in place until 2012, they could face up to five years in prison.

Wonder if they got their sofa from ikea !!!!!!!! ha rollin

Hapy Birthday The Devils Dandruff Blog is Four Today

2009-12-01T18:41:00.000Z

Can you believe that i have been writing this blog for the last four years ! I would just like to thank my readers for supporting me.

I hope to continue with writing this for as long as possible when Will it ever end who knows...

Happy Thanksgiving America

2009-11-26T14:48:00.000Z

Fuck thy neighbor (Ha I'm rollin)

2009-11-21T02:36:00.006Z

Okay i feel like i need to make some sense of last weekends antics

I was out of control...

It was like the old days which seen as we are now in 2009 three years is a long time ago. I completely wilded out i got the urge on the Thursday evening around 3am. Having landed back from getting high with a client.

I held it together all day the next day which was Friday but the previous night i had been passed a new connection for fire coke !!

I met the guy around 4pm on Friday evening and completely turned into a freaking junkie !!!

1am i went outside to get Maxwell in and who should be stood right before me ?it was one of my neighbors.

I'm going to be discreet regarding who he was...

He said ''Are you working tonight'' What the fuck this is my neighbor how close to home can you get ? He came in for the first time in the three years that we had lived besides each other !!

This is too close to home for real !!!!!

He came in and sat down saying i cant believe how long i have wanted to come and knock your door to come and hang with you.

He started by saying ''Ive seen your pictures and profile on blah blah website''. Wow !!!

He is a cutie but he is My NEIGHBOR unfreaking believable.

Of course i made it clear it was business and he crossed my palm with wonga and freaky we got !!

He was bordering on slave man ! he was totally in lust..

I reckon this isn't going to be a one off !!!

To be continued.......

Turbanator

2009-11-14T00:55:00.001Z

Can you believe that my 6.30pm client resembled the above !

unfucking believable i fucked a guru !! do i feel blessed Urmm... nope, more like in the horrors. How dare he fail to inform me of his ethnic background...

I don't remember leaving any cards by the temple. He introduced himself as Hardeep kaur !!

He enquired if it was the first time i had rode a man with a turban on... Err cant say I'm too familiar with the rules of the ten gurus !!!!

The sheer capacity and amount of his body hair made my shag pile bedroom carpet look like it had Appalachia !!!

The man was hairy as a mother fukka !!!!

It just didn't really work the whole situation was like.... think of :sex without an orgasm, jack Daniel's without coke, a drink without ice, a fuck with out poppers. Exactly ridiculous.

Hmmmm I'm not feeling all that one bit. At least i now know that It's not for me, man with Asian doo rag so wrong.

Infact... any man that sleeps with his hat on is not getting any love from muwh

Loving this !!!

2009-11-12T04:51:00.000Z

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2009-11-12T04:39:00.006Z

Lets see where once again it has got to a point of no return. Saw a client early evening well to be precise was 4.30 exactly !

I had asked him to bring a file or some sort of business attire whatever he could put his hands on that made him look like someone official not a punter.

I stood peering through the front door which has frosted glass. This could not be happening i was furious. My four thirty was only starting to go past my house and onto my neighbors !

WTF I nearly lost my mind. He didn't even get chance to push the doorbell i was ''get in nowwwwwwwwwwwww''

Anyway he turned out to be a top punter he has verbally confirmed that he would like to book me for an all niter and stay in a hotel.

He does all of the advertising for formular one. To be fair he is hung like a python which always makes things a lil better !!

I'll let you all know our second encounter went.......k

S.O.S

2009-11-07T04:23:00.002Z

Hey i have just read about loads of new features on blogger. I'm confused it looks awesome but I'm scared that it will fuck up my blog if i start meddling with it !!

I need some advise shall i hit the button or is it a case of @Better the devil you no''

Who knows ???

Welcome to the crib Andrea...

2009-11-07T03:29:00.005Z

I was very Tempted when i came across this request from a punter, who had placed this request on a website seeking an escort.

Here is what he was potentially looking for.

Hi I am an intelligent mature closet cross dressing guy who is

seeking a lady whom I could stay with for say 4 nights and days

who would enjoy feminizing me, shopping, waxing that sort of

thing. i am submissive so sensual domination is fine though

would also love some loving. I am bi curious so would be willing to lose my cherry in the right circumstances. I am sexually adventurous and willing to experiment.

Alan/Andrea xxx

£1500 is what i am willing to pay.

Here is what i responded back to him !! (copy & pasted)

Hello Andrea

I really enjoyed reading your reverse booking. I have had a lot of experience with guys who love to dress up.

I am a real girl's girl who's likes are similar to yourself i.e playing dress up and Lot's of pampering. I have a lovely house which i would love to share with you for four days.

I even have experience in beauty as that was my choice of career before discovering my extremely high sex drive. Therefore i have all of the best equipment to make you look fantastic.

I also have a great friend who advertises on Aw and I'm sure she would love to come and help me pamper you as well.

I also have another trick up my sleeve! i have another great male friend who is very bi and i am almost certain that he would love to pop your cherry !

I very much look forward to your response. If you decide not to pick me ion this occasion then maybe next time ??

Lot's of love and licks

Vicky kiss kiss

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!

Always get the wonga sorted first !

2009-11-01T02:03:00.005Z

APARTMENT FOR RENT

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclose the following typed note: >>

'Dear Madam: Enclosed find a check for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that: #1 - it had never been occupied; #2 - there was plenty of heat; and #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that: #1 - it had been previously occupied, #2 - there wasn't any heat, and #3 - it was entirely too large.'

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:

' Dear Sir: #1 - I cannot understand how you could expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. #2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know just how to turn it on. #3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame management.

So, kindly send the rent in full or I will be forced to contact your present landlady

The full payment of $500.00 arrived early the next day!!!!!!!!!!

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2009-11-01T01:38:00.002Z

I notice you do domination. Do you offer dom sessions where you force me to lick and worship all your sexy high heel shoes/boots. Do you have many pairs.Do you also offer ball kicking and facekicking whilst wearing your sexy shoes and do you kick with the toe part.Heelfetish

Hi Babe, love the pics.......very hot.I have a dirty little fetish you might like to help me with!Basically you catch me sniffing your dirty soiled panties!What you do do with me is up to you as long as there are no marks at the end. I love being tied up - especially my cock and balls and love the feel of a woman pissing all over me and making me do dirty things.Would love to meet soon.

Malc

Hi, I am looking to explore some fantasies with a very sexy lady such as yourself. I have a small penis only 4 inches when fully erect I am looking for a foxy female to put me in my place and tell me what to do. Would you grant me my fantasy hope fully. Also do you have any silk/satin pyjamas ??

Regards Thin Dick

Hello, good afternoon. My name is Steve,i was wondering if you would be interested in a personal slave!?.I am based in Stafford and i am of smart appearene, clean, and discreet.I am 32,5,8,slim,brown eyes,short hair, i have a executive car, and work as a retail manager.

Hi roxy. Im looking for somebody that can help with my horsewoman fantasy. Jods and long boots are my weakness, well whole attire actually! Worn and smelly even better, trust me it works just need a true horse woman to help. Im in area this weekend. Kind regards martin x (new forest man)

staff required!hi my name is maddam bling and i am looking for hot ladyes like yourself to work for me in my two very busy places massage/escort in kent they are both 24hrs 7 days a week i can accomodate 1 of the places is in medway a 3 bedroom semi detached and a luxury 5 bedroom house on the sheerness seafront with very high earning potential!if you are intersted then please call me on 01634 4&%$£ 262 or email me back thank you maddam bling

What a fantastic idea !

2009-11-01T01:02:00.001Z

Oh Shit mommy !!

2009-11-01T00:53:00.001Z

''Dream On Dreamer''

2009-10-31T23:36:00.003Z

As i awoke once more in the early hours of this morning,wondering once again why i keep having this same reoccurring nightmare.

It has suddenly dawned on me why this keeps coming back to me. I have only really analyzed it recently and i can't believe how traumatic a situation i endured.

Break it down i was 20 years of age living in my first flat and don't get it twisted i was in a crummy council maisonette mixing with scumbags.

Sat alone on the sofa when all of a sudden the door was being kicked in by two girls and a male associate of theirs. They kicked shit out of me one by one all three of them at once. She was the guy i was seeings ex that he dumped for me.

I don't remember too much detail but i remember waking up the next morning and looking at my reflection.

I was totally horrified i was swollen with black eyes bust up lips.

Moving along i never got over that i nearly threw myself off the fourth floor balcony not long after. I remember hearing the same kind of knocking which happened on that fateful night. I was terrified i was shaking like crazy i ran out of the second bedroom balcony as i remember thinking it was the only place i could hide.

I lay in the foetus position fearing for my life. I heard the bedroom door open and was just about to jump when all of a sudden my best friend Jayne put her hand on my shoulder.

I dream all the time about that whole messed up situation.

Moving along i read a very interesting statement just this week. It's a statement from a crack addicts mother her story. she said that from the time an addict becomes addicted they stay at that same age !!

MM interesting !

Trick or Treat !!

2009-10-31T23:35:00.000Z

Where the streets have no name ?

2009-10-11T06:01:00.002+01:00

I am bugging out for real ! My head is hurting me through what the man who has stole my heart is putting me through.

Everything isn't good in fact its reading like the movie script that my own mother had mentioned days before.

For whatever reason which i cant even get my head around the man has ended up on the streets.

How the hell has this happened. I have cried my eyes out that i have to hear his auntie say he has been seen on the corner of eight avenue not looking the way he is supposed to be looking.

I am sat here wondering how a man of that calibre and don't get it twisted. I am saying this is my man so hes no hood rat. An intelligent man who had a vision is now a homeless black man on the streets of NYC.

It don't make no sense what so ever. Wheres the fucking payout yeah the 500 thousand dollars ! there is no money that's a wrap !

I just want to be successful

2009-10-02T23:41:00.005+01:00

Whats Good ? I'm surviving, still living everyday like a story that never has a happy ending.

My day began around 11am about to start taking calls in response to my advert which i had placed in the local rag !

I have entertained four clients today starting with a proper hottie which i opened my front door too at around 2.15 pm.

The phone did not ring once Ali afternoon not even the usual stream of time wasters !

I made some dinner around 6.30pm which i sat alone to eat once again. I was just about to lay on my sofa and read my papers when the phone starting ringing.

I arranged to see another client who agreed to be here for 7.15pm. As soon as he lay on the bed he said would you like a line of charlie ? i looked at him and said why not "rack um up" his gak was the best i had had for ages.

He was okay but his sex game was not up too my standards. He then suggested that we get another lot of chisel dropped and i went along with him. Whilst we were tapping our hands waiting for the dealer to come

I tried to get freaky with him. His dick was shrinking right before my eyes ! I suggested that he should buy a Viagra from me. He declined saying he wouldn't be needing any help.

Thinking back I should have crushed one in his can of Pepsi then maybe i would have got laid properly.

The sniff landed he order a quarter, his lines were humongous ! every time he lay back down on the bed he tried to convince me how dirty and up for it when he does coke.

Well i beg to differ ! let me tell you something, the man was a turn off i couldn't even cum just for the sake of cumming ! He then arranged to get another two grams dropped off, which was through one of my connections.

I felt a bit embarrassed when he started examining the bags which i had just dropped into his sweaty waiting hands. My stuff wasn't anything like what he had been getting but i don't think he noticed as by this point we were now chopping up our sixth gram.

I was that wired that i started to get paranoid that he wasn't enjoying me. Every time he did a line i knew what was coming next. Yes ! back at his dick once more.

I just wanted to tell him to knock it on the head Ha just give it up its not going to happen.

I decided to be a bit diplomatic for once and promised him a proper good time if he booked me to come to hotel next time.

He then arranged one final time to get more gear dropped off but he then tried his luck by asking if we could have a three sum with his pal who would be here in the next 10 Min's.

Hell no ! i wasn't up for it one bit, and i knew it was not going to be good due to his impotence for the previous three hours of the time we had just spent trying to revive the drowning rat !

He left me a few lines as a token of good gesture, which i thought was a very cool thing for him to have done.

I was very happy that i could now enjoy being high on my own. I am sat here typing on my sofa whilst smoking a skunk spliff.

Moving on. My mood sadly is very low at the moment i don't feel happy one bit. I feel so bloody lonely and depressed i feel unloved and uncared for. I guess that people are not feeling my energy and don't want to be around me. I don't feel like i am the nice pleasant person i was once before.

It all revolves around the fact that i now spend my whole life being ruled my a piece of what others may see as technology. All i see when i look at my cell phone is an existence that dictates my whole life. It has become a misery that, all i do 24/7 is take calls from people i don't even want to speak too. I guess they sense my vibes which at times is not pleasant, and i know for a fact that i loose loads of business through my bad attitude.

I have lost the go get it motto i once had for this industry, i no longer see the vision that i used to see. The one that i would crack all of this or beat the industry and become successful and be able to see the whole picture the reasons the answers that i would tell me why i got involved for what ? i have given part or even most of my life to an industry that has fucked me up.

Prime suspect

2009-09-18T23:49:00.004+01:00

Check this out !

Sat here last Monday afternoon chilling with my best friend P, knock knock somebody at the door. I opened it and stood right before me where two guys who i knew straight away were CID.

i can tell you right now, they were not here to talk about the neighbourhood watch scheme. I was under caution for being the key witness to a murder enquiry !

Jesus ! the story is that a guy had been murdered and my number was the last number that he had dialled before he got murdered. Typical i was the only lead they had leading up to him being sliced up !

Ha I really thought it was a wind up i had to explain why he could have possibly called me ! the bags came out each of my cell phones were confiscated and sealed into police property bags. All he kept saying was where were you at this time ?

I'm like um in bed what else would i be doing ! i don't no how all of a sudden i was a suspect in a murder case.

I had to explain where i came from and why this dude could be possibly be calling me ! i stood there and said i provide a massage service and had placed an advert in his local paper.

Anyway it all turned out okay in the end but it could have been a lot worse....

9/9/2009

2009-09-18T22:07:00.005+01:00

How bizarre ! I was awoken by the sound of my blackberry phone bleeping as it does when i have received mail. All of a sudden it dawned on me that it was 9/9/09 a very significant date in my life or so i thought.

I hadn't even realised that i would be waking up to a date that has to be the most memorial date for me. I digress : the email woke me and i knew that that email out of any email it could have been was from America ! i looked and it was a message telling me to call my baby !

The feeling of finally hearing from the man i thought had my back and would never let me down yeah right ! had finally decided to appear back on the radar.

I cant believe that however strong you lay those foundations they will be destroyed if you loose that trust. I was happy to hear from him and i still love him but next month it will be twelve months since i spent time with him in NYC.

In New York,Concrete jungle where dreams are made of,
Theres nothing you can’t do,
Now you’re in New York,
These streets will make you feel brand new,
The lights will inspire you,
Lets here it for New York, New York, New York

The life he is living sounds horrendous ! he is surviving in a fucked up way The streets of NYC are not glistening with gold the place in overpopulated the rich are getting richer the poor are getting poorer.

His family are proper hood ! Grandma is old skool she has lived a life which took her from various housing projects around the five borough's which are the grimiest neighbourhoods you Will ever see.

Grandma ain't taking her finger off that trigger for no one. If anyone has seen the film Belly which is one of the best hood flicks ever made in my eyes that is ! she lives in the block where Nas sits on the bench.

I was a little taken back when i walked into the apartment where she has a room which is shared by Mikey who has a room next to hers he was shot in the head back in the day and was never the same again. Then you have the sister Darlene who is her daughter my mans auntie , her man is a dohphine addict he looks like one of those stereotypical black man in a hood flick who is always whooping his beatches ass ha.

Then there is this mean looking dog that looks like a coyote. Then the lounge is occupied what they call over there a project nympho Ha

'
'Holla out the window its the project nympho,
stay at home all day giving blow jobs !

I must say i couldn't wait to show my mum my new in laws Ha it is what it is ! who cares it is what it is. Hmm even i was shocked by how people actually live like that and the fucked up part is who cares about those whose apartment it is, but its a sorry ass situation that having spent the best part of your life making sacrifices that you cant sit back and relax in the last years of your life.

So yeah shes a Sweet lady who loves the bones off me. so back to this call he made my day 'Anything worth having don't come easy' Why he hasn't come over to the UK yet is because on NYE 09 the truck he was riding in got hit by a greyhound bus.

I guess in a country that bought us 'Where theres blame theres a claim' being hit by a greyhound bus is like holy shit im talking serious poke !

He has been told to expect $550 million dollars but how long do these things take. He promised me he would be home by 4th July then it went to I'll be home by labour day now its i promise ill be home for thanks giving ha !

How can i check out this i do believe him but i still want to see it on paper !

All i can say is why do you have to keep going to court wtf I slowly broke the news to my parents over tapas last Sunday that i would be taking a trip to NYC next month and could they have Maxwell.

Hmm bad move all i got was 'are you serious'? she basically beasted me' she laughed in my face and said ''for gods sake Roxy, i really thought all of that American nonsense had been put to sleep. She continued to say '' are you reading this out of a film script, its laughable the man that you haven't heard from for the last five months.

''so come on then ! wheres he been'' it got to a point that i considered saying he had got banged up ! ha that would have been a bad move. shes like so wheres he been, I'm trying to say that people go through there things at times. shes like you are deranged and these American men are even more deranged than you are !

She wont be happy until i introduce her to some man that she thinks i should be with.

Polly (her name) always has something to say.

I feel like saying for someone who's only ever seen two dicks in her life that ill pass on the advise. I now feel like i have been disrespectful, but she can keep talking and doesn't she just, words so slick they pistol whip your mind until you cant take no more.

I am 37 now and i still get told off by my mum. Ha but let me tell you something the woman is the greatest. I need to wrap this up Love n light Roxy foxy xx

You are what you eat !

2009-08-31T17:02:00.005+01:00

Wow i cant believe that i finally got to squirt infront of a client. I just did it for the fun of it ha but you no what ? what a waste of time he thought it was hurricane Katrina all over again ! Pussy is all i can say not impressed. Too make matters worse i was the one whose arse was lay on the wet patch

! Good morning whats good ? Ive had a very eventful day which has been very challenging to say the least. i was woke up around 5.15 am to the sound of some hot rock in beats i am in the horrors as we must have had a power cut which resulted in setting off my ipod sat on the docking station,oh shit... my house was rocking and the fucked up part of it is around five tunes must have played before i was woken up and realised what had been going on causing mayhem.

I then took a booking from a client who loves to get me high and fuck the shit out of me.

but you no what i landed there and he started touching me but i just was not feeling it one bit.

He was saying all the right things that i love hearing a man say. He lay on top of me and right before my eyes he really did for a moment forget how to fuck !

unfucking believable i clocked it as well it was in my eyes a fucking trip ha i was like get off me not now but right fucking now.

But even if he had turned me out i still don't believe that i would have enjoyed it boo hoo ... its my own fault i have totally let my health regime go down the pan !

but I'm on it things have once again got out of control so Ive had to stop doing things my way but take the highway. I have enrolled for the last three months a boot camp regime.

Its the first routine that is in my life for the first time in around eight years. I can honestly say that i have only ever gone to boot camp twisted once.

I'm going to publish this post so i can start another one !

Get somebody else to suck your dick player

2009-08-31T16:28:00.000+01:00

When surgery goes wrong !

2009-08-31T16:25:00.000+01:00

Mmm white nose or green fingers !

2009-08-31T16:22:00.000+01:00

Happy Mondays

2009-08-31T16:19:00.000+01:00

The ninth month of the year 2009

2009-08-31T13:22:00.003+01:00

I'm sat here wondering where the hell i should start ? Ill just type and see if i can make any sense of my shitty messed up life. Its now August in fact all months just keep passing by and leaving no meaning or lasting memories in my mind.

The American dream that i have spent the last three years of my life chasing is getting further and further away. The last i heard from Henry was he had applied for his passport and he would be here by June. The man has disappeared for the last five months. How could he be so heartless having promised me and given me his word that he would never do what Sha did too me.

These American men are deranged ! so I'm feeling kind of fucked up at the moment. Business has suffered badly because of my emotional state. That is not good because my hustle is the foundation of my whole world. Can you believe that i have took a backward step ! Not forgetting the credit crunch fucking hell i am having to experience day to day things that are what normal people do. BOGOF at tesco no more M&S or Waitrose !

I really am feeling the pinch its hideous. Shall i fill you in on my greatest vice of all The devils dandruff" well who would have thought that some government funded drug programme actually cured my addiction wow i have nothing but admiration and love for Sonia the girl who showed me a life without cocaine !

Bet you wer'nt expecting me to drop that on you was you ! "true story" the days of getting twisted are well and truly over. Of course i still do it but when i choose too. My life changed so much when i gave into my biggest vice of all ! I sleep in my bed seven nights out of seven, i wake up to the birds singing not me waking them up ha !

I have spent the last ten years of my life living my whole life in an industry that has bought no lasting results. I never saw all of this coming in my wildest dreams. Fuck i am in a dark place once again i cant keep doing the same things and getting the same results.

My boy had his xmas picture taken he looks stush as a mother fucker !

2008-12-30T02:10:00.000Z

My Birthday party

2008-12-30T02:04:00.002Z

Me and P looking fly !!

2008-12-30T02:01:00.000Z

''My American Boy''

2008-12-30T02:00:00.000Z

Rocking it in New York !

2008-12-30T01:57:00.000Z

The strength of a women

2008-10-05T06:02:00.001+01:00

All women are beautiful; the things she must overcome are endless.

With open arms and an open heart she conquers all sacrificing herself, putting others needs before her own. The true beauty of a women lies in her soul not her curves.

The unconditional love she possesses is mind boggling to many. The strength of a women can not be described with words it shows in the way she carries herself, her walk, her confidence, her sensuality, her self respect, the ability to walk with a smile and her head held high when deep inside she’s crying out, yet she is able to put all emotions aside and rise to any occasion

I should know better''

2008-10-05T04:59:00.003+01:00

Well as my previous post states things are fucking not running smooth !

In fact I'm in loads of shit ! real talk !

So not only am i breaking my back to make this new york trip i have promised to go and collect my future husband on his first day of freedom having been locked in a Cage for 16 long years !!!

Yup !! my new man is perfect for me and i love him too bits. But we all no and we know very well that in any relationship.

''One is loved'

''and the other is in love''

I hope i got that right Ha yes I'm on a mini sesh !

So things are tight at the moment real tight this credit crunch bullshit scare stories have fucked me up for real !

Business is worse than worse. So I'm carry all the weight on my shoulders of another journey across the pond to yet again go and find my American boy. My mum has fallen out with me over it. She said ''i just don't get this whole American thing'' Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Well I'm getting tired of people who really think they no what my life is like cause they don't and never will my life is real.

So I'm yet again without a ride, yeah and this is another drama that i have had to face due to my irresponsible hazardous lifestyle.

I was driving back from a clients house last Friday the booking was okay i got a bit carried away with the Bombay sapphire. I got around a mile away from my house when all of a sudden i heard a huge thud and a real long bang. I felt everything cutting out so i navigated the car into a side street. I came to a hault. I got out of my BMW and fell onto the hard concrete pavement on my knees. I looked at the passenger side of my car and all i could see was a huge long grey thing lay on the passenger side window.

I immediately called a guy who drives for an escort agency i know the girl who runs it. He came and pulled up as i was crying my eyes out saying half the lamppost was attached to the side of my car.

He cam back as he had told me to wait in his car, he said its the airbag not a lamppost you have curbed the car and it has activated the airbag with the huge impact.

Well i left the car there for over 24 hours as i couldn't face going to collect it after the mess i had made of the whole situation.

I would have been sent to hell for driving in that state i worked out that breaking it down i had consumed 12 large gin and tonics.

The car is to put it politely fooked Durrrrrrrrr what a backward hustle, I'm mad as hell so now i have no car its sat on my drive and i don't know what the hell is going to get me out of this fine mess.

These punters will do anything to get out of paying for my time !

2008-10-05T04:53:00.001+01:00

Boo

2008-10-05T04:51:00.000+01:00

One of the girls i work with her birthday bash !

2008-10-05T04:50:00.000+01:00

Mmmm I'm that close i can smell him

2008-10-05T04:31:00.002+01:00

I guess i should stop being such a lazy beatch and share my latest antics. To be fair i think i am a point of no return. Before i mention i am meant to be flying to New York to pick up my latest squeeze.

I thought that everything was going to be ok. Nope i had to find out that nothing in life worth having comes easy. Where i am at is that my husband will be released from jail on 30th of October and nope im not ashamed and i'm not blushing.

So i have been doing my homework on visas and the lowdown of bringing someone into or country (UK)

Hiya Roxy

response to your email. I will do my best to help. I must ask a few questions first: Does he hold a US passport? What type of felony is on record? Has he ever been to the UK before?Does he have family/UK heritage? This may sound odd, but have you met in person before? (it may seem a strange question, but this is pertinent to which visa)does he have any type of pending probation or restriction?

Would he be able to get a letter of reference from perhaps an Officer of the State, a judge, or even a PO.In normal circumstances, when one has a criminal record, they are not able to get a passport to leave the US. Or if they have one it is revoked.

This holds true especially in violent or drug-related cases. However, once I get the answers to your questions I will do some digging and see what it is we can do for you.I am not an agent and am not looking for any type of payment. I simply believe that everyone deserves a fresh start and should not be kept from those they love because of where they were born.

It may be difficult for him. I will not lie. However, where there is will, there is a way. Hopefully.Will be in touch. Any additional information you care to share with me will help me to suss out what needs to be done

Regards,Rio

RESPONSE

your question has many complications. First let me start of by apologising fpr my delay in response.As for Your boyfriend here is what I can tell you from basic UK law.

I am passing thos question onm to my superiour to get a more precise answer what to do next.First off, you will be unable to apply for a fiance visa. The reason being is you have not met in person. You must know each other for a minimum of six months. his clause refers to the recent growth in online meetings and relationships. Keep hold of the letters exchanged between you. Whe you do apply for a fiance visa they will be needed to show you have been in contact with one another

He may be able to enter the UK, but on a very restricted visitors visa with you acting as his sponsor (if need be) Once my colleague gets back to me I will elaborate into further detail of a UK sponsor. As of now it is not neccessary since he has not received a US passport.It is to my understanding he will be denied a US passport which is a mandatory requirement for UK entry.

( Another question I forgot is does he have children> Does he owe child support? Again, I have to ask these questions to give a valid answer) If the answer is yes, then I am afraid he will be unable to leave the country.As mentioned before, He may be unable to obtain a US passport due to his time in prison. Generally the law is you must be crime free to gain status in the UK for teen years before being allowed in.

These laws have recently been modified, but vary by circumstances. Any drug-related crime will result in denial of passport and/entry to the United Kingdom.Any violent crime will do the same.He will not be able to acquire a passport within a week. That is for certain. If you plan to have him come back to the UK with You, then you may stay a period of up to 90 days on a US visitors visa.

I understand your work will not allow this.Even if he is allowed to visit the UK, in order to marry you must be prepared to spend money.for instance: A fiance visa runs in the area of £500. You will be required to marry within six months and they apply for a spousal visa (£395) and 2 year ILR for him to stay as your husband. In order to apply for these visas you must first. meet each other in person prove that he is able to live in the UK with you and that you will have proper support and access to funds as he will not be able to work until you are married and it will be 14 weeks after you are wed that it is decided if he may stay under a spousal law.

**Marriage Does Not guarantee visa approval** See how it is your visit goes.

Please feel Free to email me. I have been on holiday so now back, i will answer more quickly

A small bit of advice: seeing as he is in New York, then he is in the main area for passport applicants. Have him do some research to see if he is able to get a passport.He may speak to his attorney or US passport agency of any kind.

It may not be in your best interest to go to NY just yet if you plan to take him back with you. It will be too soon and he will not get a passport withing a week even if he was not holding a criminal record.You will be in store for a great amount of work if you want to be together. Perhaps a visit to see how you get on may be a good idea if you wish to do that.

I can tell you by experience that in letters and in prison, a person is different. I understand your love. I met my husband through the Internet. So I do not doubt your love is genuine. It is however, the way I can guarantee great amounts of paperwork and difficulties obtaining his ability to stay in our country.Please keep me informed. I look forward to hearing from you and wish the Best.Fraser--- On Thu, 18/9/08, roxyfoxy wrote:
From: roxyfoxy Subject: Re: immigration status To: "Rio"

Hey I am so happy that you replied to my email.

okay here are the answers to your questions.

Nope he doesn't hold a passport he has never had one but he is going to apply for it as soon as he is released from prison on Oct 30Th

The felony on record is for a robbery in 1992

he has never been out of the USA

He will have no probation whatsoever as he has 'maxed out his sentence

nope I have never met him in person before but we have been writing for the last year

No he doesn't have any family or UK heritage

I'm sure he will be able to get any letters as he has lots of contacts and connections

Wow I didn't realize that you couldn't get a passport to leave the country if you have a record that is so harsh.

I am planning on flying out to NYC on October the 30Th to meet him and we had planned on doing some sightseeing shopping and sorting out all of the relevant paperwork I.e passport and visas we are limited on time spent there maybe a week max due to my work commitments. I just don't want to waste a plane flight with the cost and him being rejected.

There's not a lot that I can tell you other than we have proof that we are in love from our letters. I met him though my ex boyfriend who was an American citizen. I was last in NYC in Feb but I didn't get to see him and I spent 3 months living in CT in 2000 I don't think this is relevant but I just mentioned it in case. I own my own house and have a business so can provide proof of earnings to support him.

If you need any more info then please get in touch thank you so much once again for taking the time to reply to my email.

Love N light

Roxy

A review from a punter

2008-09-20T02:08:00.003+01:00

Rating & Feedback

Positive - Fantastic time we both had

About the Venue

Score: 9/10
Had to re-arrange the meeting and met a Roxy home, which was in a quiet secluded area, no window twitchers, I the address was easy to fin and car parking was safe and secure.I felt safe and secure in the surroundings.

About roxyfoxy

Physical
Score: 9/10

Roxy photos on *** do not do her justice, she was more endearing and very sexy. She was well presented and dressed in a black basque with no knickers on.The pictures were very accurate and could be made more flattering.

Personality

Score: 10/10
Upon arrival was greeted with a friendly smile and she was outgoing and we talked.I got the gfe that I expected.
Services

Score: 10/10
We discussed what I wanted and she was agreeable to this and wanted some photo's taking for a book that she is writing.All services on profile are reflected in the service offered, excellent.
About the Meeting
Score: 10/10

Upon arrival I was greeted with a smile and proceeded to the upstairs bedroom, I noticed that she was not wearing any knickers.

Having got the business over with, we sat and discussed what we were going to do and had a light hearted chat. I then proceeded to tie her to the bed and perform on her tits which she likes to be bitten and caressed.

I then used a vibrator on her clit and also bit her and licked her tits and after a few minutes she had an orgasm, I then blindfolded her and she wanted the same again, I also gave her oral which she enjoyed.

We then talked about her book and she wanted to try a hog-tie which I duly gave and blindfold, she then wanted some photos taking. This escort certainly enjoys what she does.

I released her and she wanted to tie me to the bed which she did, she then gave me oral and placed a condom on and I had an enjoyable time and finally realised all my juices for her.

She then played around for a while and we discussed have another meeting, this was the first time she had allowed someone to tie her up but only because of FEEDBACK.

WE have discussed arranging another meeting and what will happen. She would like to try a threesome with another girl which I am hoping to arrange and we can continue from there.

Roxy is certainly a lady that you could die for and I hope to see more of her in the future and develop our relationship further.

Meeting some one for the first time is always hard but we can go further.

If you meet ROXY please treat with respect and you will get the best.

Lastest collection of emails from various punters that i received this past week ...

2008-09-20T01:18:00.007+01:00

1:

Hi Having looked at your profile,

I would love to come and see you, i have a food fetish, I would like you to wear jeans and a T shirt, I would then like to pour custard down the front of your jeans and pour strawberry sauce over your tits, then perhaps shower together before finishing on the bed.

I would provide the food and a cover to keep things clean. Is this something you would be interested in doing.

Yours Chris.

2:

Hi,I'm looking to try some new stuff, complete beginner but read Ur profile and thought u might be the person to help me!

Things id like to try are stuff like... being dressed up in PVC/fetish stuff and humiliated, covered in baby oil, teased, strap on used on me, u sitting on my face, maybe water sports (unsure on that one)... just teased to fk, and try lots of kinky stuff and then let me relieve myself after! lol

Also interested in trying sploshing, where u get really messy with choc sauce, custard etc...This is all new to me, but want to find someone who can help me thru finding what things i enjoy :)

Let me know if u can help, if there is anything id mentioned Ur not interested just let me know as I'm quite flexible on what we do...Hopefully speak soon x x x

3:

Hi,I would like to put you into light bondage and use my toys which includes a naughty vibrator and whilst tied up give you some oral and caress you and make you a gigantic orgasm.

I am not into pain or violence. I would then blindfold you and get you all excited and want to come. When we have done that you can then tie me and do whatever you want, I love oral and also a good spanking and being blindfolded.

Does this appeal to you, if so let me have a number and we can arrange something.

Alan xx

4:

Hi Katie,Thanks very much for a good time together, I really enjoyed it and I think you did also.

Thanks.Here are some names to look at Vix**3N & Vicky BBW Slut, they are both girls that I have seen and can give us both a good time together have a look and see what you think.

Also I am meeting Alison in May at a Motel in ***** and she was a the girl I was telling you about that I see every month for a session.

If any take your fancy let me know and I will try and arrange something for you.Also the girl I was telling you about Bustyblonde22 seems to have disappeared again but she will be back?Hope to hear from you soon.

lol Alan xx

5:

Hi Katie,Thanks for confirming the booking, I will text you about 3 pm when I am on my way, so that you can get ready for another relaxed session of fun.

I would also like you to have some bunches in your hair if poss and dressed very sexily for me. I have also confirmed a booking for 7.30pm on Friday at TRAVEL-LODGE ******* Road, which is just down the road from you.

Looking for ward to seeing you again. If poss I would like to stop for 3 hrs to-morrow.Alan xx

6:

i hope you don't think the email is wasting you time. I have never done this before and wish to try. I have read you profile and reviews and am interested.

The only thing is that I am looking for an entirely "safe" experience - massaging, playing with each other etc. maybe some toys?

and really interested in the "female ejaculation" listed in your profile - I would love to learn how to make this happen!

Is the very "safe" thing okay?Thanks

7:

Hiya Hun,Sorry for the delayed reply! Things have been so hectic with the new house.

We were supposed to be doing a party tonight but it was just a trial thing to see how it went, but we haven't sold any tickets or made any bookings . To be honest we've all been dead - don't know what's going on. I've only had one job myself this week, and I'm bloody skint!

Anyway, if you're getting any interest in duos then we can do them here as I have a spare room all set up for taking calls. I have to be a little bit careful because of my neighbours, but certainly a couple a week would be no problem.

If you like I can add you to my duo section and a link your profile to mine and vice versa and just see what happens. I personally charge £250 per hour for duos in/out calls same price and split fifty fifty. If you're up for this then let me know. My number is 07793 ****** so you can get hold of me anytime for bookings, and my msn is ********@***** if you want to chat on here.

If you have any other cash making ideas let me know, cos I'm always up for most things where that's involved lol.

I'm also considering a tour of the south - London/oxford/Essex in the summer if you fancy that - cheap hotels, in calls, together or alone and my mate Sophi and possibly vix are up for it.

Anyway, how's things generally, and how's the book coming along??

Speak soon babes

Han xxx

8:

Hi Roxy, my name is Simon. I have sent a booking request for tomorrow afternoon (14.00hrs) for you to visit me in my own home (*****************).

I came across your profile on the ***** website and think you look and sound beautiful. I am a (young) 43, blue eyes, long (darkish) hair.There is something I need to tell you as well though, I am confined to a wheelchair (I had a Motocross accident back in `89) - I can explain in more detail when we get to talk or, by email if you want me to.

If you come and visit me, my ideal scenario would be... you massaging my shoulders (which do genuinely get stiff) whilst in-between you get undressed, purposely moving round me letting your breasts rub across my face, letting me gently kiss/massage your breasts with my mouth... then touching you gently between your legs... after this, you could sit in front of me on a comfortable chair and close your eyes (or not) while I talk to you, you pretending that your hands/fingers were mine whilst touching yourself etc... would this be OK in reality??

Because of my situation timing is important as I have a couple of carers that come in at certain times etc; so ideally, 14.00/14.30 would be best (also, could you please dress casually on the outside??, nice lingerie inside, thank you.).

So, if this is not a problem for you please reply and let me know... please let me know as soon as possible, thanks - I REALLY hope you can accommodate me and that I hear from you soon, from what I can see of your photo`s you look truly beautiful. All the best, Si xxx.

9:

Hi I came to see you a few months back and would very much like to repeat the session, this time maybe with you wearing a strap-on! Do you have anytime free this afternoon?

''That's all folks ''

(Thank fuck !!!)

Taliban Call Girl

2008-09-17T23:15:00.000+01:00

Im going back to NYC on October 28th

2008-08-25T04:05:00.002+01:00

Friday night was totally manic to say the least. I took a call whilst i was getting ready to work out at the gym. I asked him to call me back around 6PM. Right on the dot he called me. I felt really bad as i had thought he was Asian so asked him if he was. He informed me he was an American Jamaican man from the Bronx and Harlem. He asked me to be there for 9PM as he was a doorman and had to go to work later on.

I got to him house and he opened the door in the pitch black and i got a glimpse of him and he wasn't like i had imagined actually i9 don't even think i had a vision i just knew it would be fun Ha !!

So he led me up to his room and i saw his whole body was covered in proper hood style tats. He was peanut butter complexion with a body built like a brick shit house and dripping in bling. He said hey baby !! he told me he had a very greedy sexual appetite he paid me and offered me a cognac Mmm until i realised we are drinking it neat !! I don't no why but there was something that made me hold back ?? The whole time the only thing that played on the TV in the background was trouble TV with some bullshit comedy sitcom no porn no beats just this show with loads of men with soul glow in there fro He He i kill me.

He was funny,when he bust his first nut. I enquired if he wanted me to leave,was he done. ..... Hell no !! He's only just started he's not giving his dollars to have me walk after the first nut. He made me laugh .

I digress !!

I really think that if i sit here typing about Friday nights antics i will never stop. I didn't get home until 7AM and i saw 8 clients. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ WOOT Ive had a night of tonight i just got home from a club. To be fair i'm twisted. Im sat here drinking pims which i can't decide if i like the taste. I'm really going to focus on this blog again as i have some news i'm getting married soon.

Yup there is a part of the story that i have failed to enlighten you on. I can't thats how fucked up it is Haaaaaaaaa

Doctor Doo very little !!

2008-08-16T06:30:00.008+01:00

Hello how ya doing ? I'm okay for now !

I landed at my first booking of the evening to see a client called David. I pulled up and he buzzed me in. When he opened the door, i was surprised that he was a man of colour HA. He was a brain surgeon from Nigeria. The wonga was inside an envelope on his table in the lounge. He had seen my picture on the net and commented how happy he was that i didn't resemble a toothpick like most of the other girls on the site.

I asked him if he had any liqueur which he did but unfortunately he didn't own a corkscrew. He then appeared from the kitchen with a small bottle of house red wine the type you get on an aeroplane. I made out how good it tasted even though it was as rough as a badgers arse !!

I asked him if he would like to go through to the bedroom so we could relax, and he led the way. The place was a fucking shit hole not to my liking one bit ! he undressed and so did i as he commented on my voluptuous body.

I really thought that i was going to get a real good seeing too ! Hmmmmmm wrong ! all he kept saying was Shhhhhhh the neighbours will hear us. I'm like, Hang on a minute Doctor do they pay the fucking rent on this place. He was so para it made me feel on edge.

He was the shittiest fuck I've had in a long time. I asked him if he would like to go down on me ? nope not really was his answer ! Great !! he then said that he always takes ages to cum for some reason.

He was so paranoid about the whole situation which really was a fucking turn off. After i had let him bend me over and slam me with his 10 inches of meat Ouch ! he decided that he wanted me to wank him off. I tried my best but in the end he sat up and said it's not happening !

well Doctor, if you really think that having muted sex and whispering in my ear is ever going to rock my world then think again !! it was fucking hideous to say the least. The mans hung like a anaconda and hasn't got a clue what the hell to do with it !!

I got in my car and started to drive back to the ranch. It was still early and i started craving for some posh. I called my man up and arranged to meet outside this pub on route home. I got home and poured a glass of vino whilst powdering my nose Mmmmm. I then got another booking virtually straight away so i got dressed again and got in my car. That was like 11pm its now 6AM and I've just got back home. He was okay quite norrrrrrrrrrrrmal HA do you no i can't even be bothered to talk about clients !!

Me no have ping pong ball !

2008-08-03T07:18:00.004+01:00

Well i went on the most hideous booking this evening ! I landed at this pokey sweat box at 9PM as arranged. Well what greeted me at the door was some fucked up genetics ! shit he was resembling Seth Armstrong on a bad day. I was disgusted to say the least.

The flat was above a tanning salon which made the place feel like a fucking furnace. I was not amused to say the least, especially as i had jumped out of the shower feeling fresh as a daisy, out of my air conditioned car into this sweat box complete with ole sweaty cock.

I commented on the lack of ventilation and he assured me the windows were open in the bedroom. I've never seen a place piled so high with so much junk as he had. He had pulled the duvet over expecting me to put my booty on his cum stained sheets. I said ''I don't think so'' as i pulled the duvet back over. I said why don't you take that lumberjack shirt off ? before it sticks to you ! well i didn't say that but i was thinking it !

He had a humungus cock that was heavy as fuck but floppy as hell. All he kept going 0n about was his girlfriend in Thailand and how good the oriental girls are yadda yadda !

He just wouldn't stop going on about there head game, i said did you not realise when you called me that i was Caucasian and busty !! he said he was well aware and had to use me as the oriental Peking pussy parlour had been raided !!

He was not happy i said i need some ventilation and Lent over to the window to open the curtains but ass naked to open the window more, the window was closed ! its like 90 degrees in his room without taking into consideration all the sunbeds being caned down below.

As i pulled the curtains the whole lot fell down ! i was totally exposed to the street down below. I went totally crazy due to the fact he had made me feel sweaty and bust up whilst trying to get his dick hard.

That was enough for me i was not impressed one bit. I said ''shall we call it a day'' he agreed and said he would wait until he was in Thailand for his dim sum !!

Yuk yuk yuk

Oh dear 4 pills later check out my Sunday morning face

2008-08-03T07:13:00.000+01:00

Check out the Bentley

2008-08-03T07:11:00.000+01:00

Wow i look like i had a good night HA Good job !!

2008-08-03T07:07:00.000+01:00

I love them really !!

2008-08-03T07:05:00.000+01:00

Roses are red violets are blue if you ever send me roses again then i'll hate you !!

2008-08-03T07:03:00.000+01:00

I hope i get picked !!

2008-07-18T16:08:00.000+01:00

Hi roxyfoxyfoxyroxy...great name BTW....

Hope you are keeping well? Thanks for bidding for my 'party night'...........

one of the other ladies has kindly agreed to 'manage' the event for me and to select my 'victims' without me knowing until the night who is walking through the door........mmmmm

She gets to see all the bids and will select the girls accordingly.........

I wonder if we will be meeting up or not?.........

Love to lick that pussy of yours.....

Lots of licks Kevin

What is it all about ?

2008-07-15T03:22:00.004+01:00

Good morning ! how are you doing ? I'm fine and dandy in fact just to let you know i just took like nearly an hour to cum !! WTF I'm sweating my tits off and panting like a bitch HA the sorry ass thing about the whole situation was i really have no good wanking material.

That is not a good look i really have nothing worth flicking my bean over !!

I have to admit it but i really am not feeling entertaining clients at the moment. I am feeling so vulnerable and scared i really am i keep going into the horrors and freaking out on every booking Im going on. I have never felt so scared and paranoid in all the years i have been doing this shit. I am back to the point of wondering if i can keep living this sad lonely life. I have nothing to get up for in the mornings i am only staying alive for Maxwell. He is okay in fact he has never had it so good it is so chilled in the new house compared to life at the old place but something is missing. I started to look for a real job over the last few weeks but even that is a nightmare, i used to chase all of the top sales jobs and was very employable.

I feel like i have lost my confidence and think how on earth is some one going to employ me having been out of the game for nine years. The thought of even getting up on a Monday morning scares the hell out of me i have truly forgotten what it is like to do the nine to five. I am nearly 37 this year yup !! I'm way past my prime and sell by date in the industry, i used to be able to jump out of my bed at 3AM 5 AM ! not now by 1.00 AM i am ready to rest. I am finding it harder and harder to earn money the way i used to. There seems to be less calls and double the amount of Asian and foreign clients. I just cant go there i really cant,cuss my arse but i speak as i find. I do not entertain Asian clients they scare the shit out of me. Yup they really do, i have only ever in this industry had grief of Asian clients.

Why shouldn't i be allowed to say in my adverts ''No Asians'' but i cant !! its up too me who i choose to sleep with but unfortunately it doesn't work like that.

I am on such a downer at the moment i really wish that i didn't have Maxwell then maybe i could just go peacefully. But that is not the case he needs me and i could never just leave him. I just want to be happy but everything i touch turns to tears and pain.

I just wasted the best part of two years giving my all to a man that shattered my dreams. That was such a harsh thing to go through it really was. I put my whole life on hold waiting for him and he repayed me by lying cheating and totally making a fool out of me. I ask myself how could someone do that to a person that held them down for so long ?????????????

He had me fly on my own to see his silly ass in A whole new country on my own to treat me like a piece of shit and abandon me. It just doesn't make sense, I'm over it now but what was the reason for all of that. I don't have an answer i really don't.

Then i start thinking to myself maybe what goes around comes around ''You get out of life what you put in'' I'm no angel maybe in did someone some wrong i just don't no anymore.

''How could you ??

2008-07-09T07:04:00.003+01:00

Just for the record my husband cheated on me !! yup he not only cheated but he betrayed me and nothing can ever undo what he did to me.

He betrayed me and that is the worse trait that can never be fixed in my eyes.

I hope the piece of pussy he gave me up for was worth it !!

OK ive been dabbling in the gimp scene WTF LOL

2008-07-09T04:34:00.000+01:00

He said on the phone he was very convincing ...

2008-07-09T04:30:00.000+01:00

Hideous !

2008-07-09T04:29:00.000+01:00

I think i would rather take wax over smeg any day !!

2008-07-09T03:44:00.000+01:00

The lords prayer

2008-07-09T03:37:00.001+01:00

my vibrator brings me to heaven

rabbit is its name

till kingdoms done

it makes me come

on earth with eyes on heaven

give me a daily thrill

and forgive my screams

as i forgive flat batteries

lead me not into temptation

deliver me from frustration

thy is the rotation the power

and the buzzin forever and ever

no men

''If i dont see you through the week i'll see you through the window''

2008-07-09T03:17:00.005+01:00

I have to say i really need my readers help ?? i need some cyber love for real ! This blog is too special to me to give up. I can honestly say that i have never ever in my whole life finished one single project and stayed with it to the very end. !

I never stay with one single thing and see it through. i drift from one brainstorming task to the next, you name it, this queen of fads has decided that enough is enough i have done my bit i have seen things i have done things i have survived the bowels of the adult industry that has to be turned into something so people can experience a life that is HA i am so mad with myself for letting the only thing in my life bar Maxwell that i love.

Tell me to blog then i will HA

Still no Green Card !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL

2008-07-09T03:06:00.006+01:00

Hey whats up !! Well i just read the last few posts of me trying my Sunday best to explain the most fucked up situation even for my usual unbelievable tales you are so used to hearing about.

I have decided that will be the ending of this never ending madness. So lets get back to sharing where I'm at in life:::

I never got hitched and he got big style ditched

2008-06-15T13:56:00.005+01:00

I'm back its took this sensitive ass you may know her shes that fox that rox. Basically telling this nightmare has took me nearly four months to tell the tale it would be better if i really told it slick. I just read this post and it has not been my greatest writing style so here's part two cum on rox. He was a lot more hood than what i had visioned don't forget he got good conversation but this gal didn't just land she had the whole lot of our love in the suitcase. I had been promised for nearly two long years i was gonna get turned the fuck out.

I put the laptop on the bed with every film he had missed whilst being incarcarated so just to give you a vision he never sen or heard so much like UK gangsta movies so i had packed The business mean machine unleashed Rollin with the nines Ross Kemp on gangs Louisiana Kingston and another thing i downloaded by mistake but it was one of them feel good Lil blessings i was looking for anything gangsta drug movies and i downloaded the worse hoods of the us HA download it it shows every hood in the us even grandma got her finger on the trigger and this blag dude tells shorty too pick her tracker off the sidewalk LOL funny fuck so oh yeah the man ain't nothing like the man i have been led to think.

Hes rough around the edges the nigger told me too get ready he was gonna do me up lovely so I'm killing it i was looking fly oh yeah expecting us too take our time he gonna fuck me like hes the last piece of dick in the world.

I was fresh but what happened next was he pushed me with force right onto that fucking bed that was too become the coldest loneliest bed i ever slept in. So the dick that i longed too suck for so long hell yeah it tasted fucking NASTY YEAH NASTY. From this moment feel this so 2 hours late hommie throws me on the bed after he choked me with the dick okay he threw it down my throat and that was OK. But then don't forget i had the laptop with me for all the filthy porn movies we used to talk about i had the ipod ready to drop all the tunes we had and we had too many so i had took a play list i had names Roxy and sha in order from the very first time i had heard a choon that reminded me of him. I had enough porn movies we used to talk about his girl Jada Fire check her out she is fire she is dynamite.

So I'm in the hood and i am not kidding you he out of the blue threw me on the bed and said get on your knees bitch he fucking wanted to fuck me i don't care about shit but he couldn't hold it for long. So I'm dazed jet lagged being thrown on the bed he was sweating all over me and the most laziest fuck i have ever had. He got off me and said baby I'm gonna go get us some supplies you want some coke what do you want to drink i get me some bud. It was nice i gave him 400 $ as he was my husband he can rock the dollars i said see you soon babes. Then before i left the room i said baby let me come to the spot with you. Hes like no its too hood ill be back.

yes shes back like cooked crack

2008-06-15T13:40:00.000+01:00

Two blocks away from my hotel !

2008-06-15T13:32:00.000+01:00

Happy Birthday today girlfriend MWAH

2008-06-15T13:31:00.000+01:00

Yeah i got bored typing enjoy the flicks MWAH i m back x

2008-06-15T13:27:00.000+01:00

Karma is a motherfucker believe me !!

2008-06-15T12:34:00.005+01:00

Fuck this is gonna blown your fucking minds !! shit you couldn't make up what has happened to the last time i blogged ! sit back and listen to why i fell off the fucking earth fuck it here goes not planned so hold on fuck this is so hard going back to this.

Okay lets start from me landing at JFK airport break it down I'm actually living the fairytale love i thought i had finally found i loved that man more than life itself no business I'm not talking anything other than he had my heart i never really bought this man into the devils dandruff but i lived for a man that i had held down for nearly 18 months i rocked things with him we had the most explosive loving amazing fucking bond and collection i was his backbone, for once in this ride or die bitches livf there was never gonna ever ever, let me stress it again.

I felt every fucking thing wherever i looked it never ever for once ever crossed my mind that this would happen.

So Hommie been locked up for 8.5 years tries to run before he can walk don't forget when he got locked up pagers anyway check this out i get a call and the dumb ass fucking bozo is right fucking back to where he started. I told him if he goes back to the hood and queens he will end up right back where he started. When that happened i was fucking stunned as in '' the man who i promise you i could listen too his smart slick chat all day long I'm feeling the shit out of him why wouldn't i I'm not gonna or need too this was ROXY'S husband nothing was any less than perfect. But when you get a call from some raggedy arsed ghetto beat ch. ''Will you accept a collect call from an inmate at a correctional facility''

What a fucking backward hustle, so moving along I'm loyal to the core but this happening you couldn't of ever seen it coming in a fucking million years ! Hell know it was us us and us our future what type of man sits in the fucking box and that happens shit don't forget I'm still thinking the mans clever hes fucked up and i wasn't there for him. so bozos now sat on Rikers Island yeah one of the toughest jails in the US i was so not feeling this i accepted it but Lil things started to happen but it didn't become apparent until the story starts unfolding. Don't forget hes still my man i told him if he got tempted then keep it real he told me he fucked some hoe !

So the day came but in my mind the vibe wasn't right but i had no firm doubts. Don't forget Ive done the time though by now in 18 months my man had been in upstate correctional facility the rikers island (ha check out the fucking joint on you tube its the place before they send your ass upstate. Then sing sing anyway don't forget the hours of pure waiting for this moment we BOTH lived for. I said hey babes i booked the flight i land at JFK at whatever time it was i remember asking him if he was excited about us finally fucking making the dream happen his girl who had held him down had planned everything.

Our love included shit loads of tunes so lets break it down what i had done. On the morning i met him my gal P had come into the salon on her day off. My hair was done i had a fly outfit on i sat on the virgin flight buzzing my tits off i really wasn't nervous one bit we were going to get married on valentines day. The deal was fuck me this is fucking how good it could have been. Just before i landed i went to the bathroom prepared everything freshen up i was fucking on cloud nine.

I stood at the luggage carousal killing it i had on a mink blue ankle length fur coat. Animal print loubuitton shoes jeans a red fendi b handbag ha i said tangent !!! why did i ever think that as i walked out the arrival lounge my knight in shining armour would be stood there with the flowers.

Okay still no problem i put one foot outside of the automatic doors at JFK airport the wind fucked up my hairstyle it was totally fucking NYC winter i stood there keep calling he saying he never been to the airport I'm thinking shit you only live a few miles away. One hour later i am stressing the fuck out.

I am livid the moment came as i serenaded up the mall in the terminal don't forget i had never ever ever set eyes on this man we fell in love by pen and paper.

Shit it was surreal. We get dropped.

.....To be continued sorry the story is to painful to go into at the moment.

Roxy does Queens !!

2008-02-08T04:10:00.000Z

Well the big day is nearly here ! i am finally going to meet my future husband after nearly two years of pure fucking the best wanking material i have ever had. No shit.

I thought i would be nervous and between you and in the complete horrors. I bet you all wish you knew how we met. Well fuck it this is how and how long has it took me to fucking tell you ?????????????? i dont no how why whatever but quick before i change my mind and run out of flake HA

Fucked up beatch sat here two years ago nearly so still when i was a craving coke bitch.

I sat here and typed black cock !! all of a sudden im directed too this site full of fit as fuck men.

"I said Dinner" MMM Hmmm

I email this guy all of a sudden it pings back "sorry this inamte at this correctional facility has no access to a PC

That was it ms coked up bitch gets bored.

Too get too the poiint i get a letter remember the time Luley went missing.(XX) so thiis letter landed and i read it and breaking it down we became lovers.

I am not ashamed af the way we met but i am hardly shouting from the rooftops !!

Please dont think im one of those sad bitched who falls in love with a man on death row kida thing !!!

This post has to be continued im fooked ill rake my laptop and post in NYC hell yeah and post pics

Mwah

I love it

2008-02-08T03:01:00.000Z

My bestest mate ever !! you know i call her P

2008-02-08T02:19:00.000Z

It really was'nt that funny !!

2008-02-08T02:17:00.000Z

Lactose Intolorance

2008-02-08T01:24:00.000Z

I took a call this afternoon for a booking at "Sunnymead dairy farm" i thought nothing of it and dressed up in all my usual swag as normal. As i approached the winding driveway to the farmhouse i called my client to let him know i had arrived.

I told him i was parked outsiide his picturesque farmhouse expecting him to come and greet me and lead me into his country kitchen complete with an arga stove. Dream on !!

He told me to carry on around the path and pull up next to the cow shed. WTF

By this point my car was already filled with the aroma of fresh cow shit. As i got out my car i began tottering up the yard in my new Jimmy Choos, never in a million years expecting what happened next.

Suddenly these doors too the fucking cow shed spring open and there stood right before me is this hideous looking quivering dairy farmer inviting me in to be his lil milkmade !!

My face as he lead me into this cold stinking milk producing shack. Check this out, my man had laid the floor with bubble rap and placed this rank looking blue dirty stained gas lift PC chair.

I looked at him having clocked this setup in sheer disbelief !!

He stood there looking smug in this blue stained boiler type suit as if i should be fucking grateful.

All i could hear was the popping of this bubble wrap which was caked in filth from our shoes. I said please dont tell me you have booked me to come and lay down on the floor of this stinking fucking cow shed ?

He said is it not too your likings ! "Likings" I said darling i'm a high class hooker do you really think im putting my booty anywhere fucking near this floor.

I stood there draped in my mink and told him too strip off right now and sit down. Oh yeah that was after i had sorted the poke out !!!!

I stood there touching his limp cock whilst glancing around clocking the milking tubes lay on the floor and seeiing all these bottles of mlking parraphanalia including cream for sore udders, thrush of the udder blah blah HA !

He stuck of stale BO aswell he came not a second fast enough i was done see you later !!

I was more vexed that i had no baby wipes in the glove and had to touch the wheel with my cock stenched hands until i reached the next store.

P.S im twatted and spell check aint in my corner or i have been away for so long the settngs have changed GRRRRRRRRR

P.S

I'll try and do another post as i have some news i fly to NYC next week to get married HAAAAAAAAA

Helloooooooo

2008-01-31T02:13:00.000Z

"Taken in a clients back garden"

2007-11-18T04:14:00.000Z

Is it me or does D look like an extra from "Everybody hates Chris"

2007-11-18T04:08:00.000Z

The night me and P saw Amy Winehouse in concert "top night got spannered, "now thats not like us HA"

2007-11-18T03:54:00.000Z

My number one girlfriend (infact ONLY ONE)

2007-11-18T03:52:00.000Z

The Invisible Mailman

2007-11-18T03:09:00.000Z

The strangest thing happened today,
An invisible mailman passed my way,
He handed me an envelope that just wasn't there.

An invisible mailman, you know it's quite rare.
I opened the envelope so very wide,
To find less than nothing deep inside.

The smell was so faint, as I recall.
In fact, there was no smell at all.
The writing was so neat and so very clean,
So crystal clear that it couldn't be seen.

I read the words that I expected to be there,
But, all I could see was invisible air.

I need to hear sweet words, only from you.
But the letter I wanted never came through.
Don't get me wrong, I'm still deeply in love,
That will never end, it comes from up above.

So, I'm writing you back, with love you can bet,
Saying thanks for the letter that I never did get.

I hope very soon, you'll think twice,
And pay close attention to this bit of advise.

I'm locked up, but only for now,
All things change, some where, some how!

I could be out there where things are much better,

With your ass in here,
Expecting a letter!!!!

Funny !!

2007-10-19T20:28:00.000+01:00

I''m black.
When I was born I was black.
When I grew up I was black.
When I'm sick I'm black.
When I go in the sun I'm black.
When I'm cold I'm black.
When I die I'll still be black.

But you, When you were born you were pink.
When you grew up you were white.
When your sick you're green.
When you go in the sun you're red.
When you're cold you're blue.
When you die you'll be purple.
And you have the nerve to call me colored. Pass this on and stop racism

Do your time don't let your time do you

2007-10-13T22:47:00.000+01:00

Good Evening ! I'm good things are OK at this end the big romance is still on even though he called me on Thursday to let me know they had given him another ninety days for his misdemeanor.

He will be released on January 11th 2008, so i guess that's yet another Christmas birthday and new years eve on my own !! i knew it wouldn't be good news, due to him breaking his parole conditions. I am so glad that i didn't book the flight over there imagine me sat there on a visit behind one of those metal grills HA !! maybe they would have allowed us a conjugal visit.

At least at this jail we can talk on the phone instead of pen and paper thank goodness. Business is so so at the moment its not like it was. Where i place my adverts has all of a sudden graduated from the last two pages of the magazine to like six pages of personal ads. It seems like every girl around is now selling pussy !! i don't get anywhere near the volume of calls i used to get. Maybe i should retire, i don't want to be still doing this when everything has started to go south !

Can you believe how wak the ITV Belle De Jour drama is its pants ! but i knew it would be anyway.

I have to go now as i have just took a call I'll be back soon love n light Roxy x

2007-09-29T02:55:00.000+01:00

2007-09-29T02:53:00.000+01:00

I am blonde Ha !!

2007-09-29T02:52:00.000+01:00

Slut !!!!!

2007-09-16T00:37:00.000+01:00

Just because....

2007-09-16T00:36:00.000+01:00

Oh Darling !

2007-09-16T00:35:00.000+01:00

Maybe i was never meant to find true love !

2007-09-07T01:50:00.000+01:00

I Haven't got much to say this evening ! (For once), forgot i had arranged to go to the cinema with my parents we watched "Sherry Baby" not at a normal cinema a kind of one screen type place. Big mistake i may add ! i have been on one for the last few days oops and today was such a hot humid day so i was coked up sweating like a bitch and trying to act normal infrount of my parents. The cinema was so hot and the movie was really deep and weird it was fucked up and the girl in the movie was basically in the same fucked up situation as me a wreck head.

I pretended to go to the bathroom twice so i could down a quick jack Daniels and coke and shove a fat one up my nose. To be fair its not the best moved being twatted in the cinema with your parents ! They had booked a table at a Moroccan restaurant after we had watched the movie but i couldn't face pretending to be the perfect daughter for a moment longer.

I got in my car driving as fast as i could trying to find the nearest off licence to get a tot. I pulled over and got a bottle of Smirnoff ice for the rest of the journey and a bottle of Henny MMmm. I couldn't wait to get home as i had left the rest of the sniff on the chopping board in my kitchen.

I really have fallen off the waggon again and who can blame me "Short story" my man has been out 4 weeks and he is locked back up in Rikers Island jail for violating his parole.

When he called me on Saturday to tell me i really thought it was a wind up. My head is fucked hence being back on the gear. Can i really go through all of this again i ask myself, i told him if he went back to Queens he would end up back where he started !!

I told him ages ago that if he got back into trouble and went back down he would take me with him, and he's done exactly that. All of my dreams have once again been shattered i really cant take much more all i have once again is cocaine !

I prefer jet skiing myself

2007-09-06T03:36:00.000+01:00

Having recovered from yesterdays antics i took a call from a guy booking me for 9PM. He asked on the phone if i did water sports which i said yes. I don't usually but as long as its his carpet being pissed on i don't give a flying fuck. He also asked me if i minded that he was a cross dresser.

"Backside".........

The man answered the door looking like a freak of nature ! he had on this black A line dress that you could tell had come from a dead persons belongings, left at a charity shop. These hideous black stockings a dirty grey bra and a pair of matted looking panty girdle type thing.

The man was a beast and to top it off he had a sanitary towel hanging out of the side of his ball bag. I asked him "WTF" he said he liked wearing one.

He had really bad BO as well it fucking hummed. He said so are you ready to piss on me "Hell Yeah" well i had already necked a litre of water and made him run the tap to hurry things on. "Nope" i have this problem every time i kept thinking water, running tap, swimming still no joy. I told him to stop heavy breathing up my gash as it was not helping things !

We went from the lounge to the kitchen to the bathroom then all of a sudden the Golden shower started. It felt like it went on for ever but he moaned that it was only a trickle. I felt like i was going to pop with all of the water i had consumed withing 30 minutes. In fact i had to pull over twice on the way home to hover on some nettles !!

I cant believe how minging he was, but the best of it was i made myself cum !! what the hell was i thinking for that to happen Yikes !!!!!!!!!!! Nite Nite Love N Light Mwah...............

Pond life scum !

2007-09-06T00:05:00.000+01:00

Well another drama for ya asses to read !!

I took a call yesterday afternoon from a fella called Jim, who i remember had called me last week enquiring prices for a meet up. He wanted me to accompany him to an adult cinema club which i had agreed to do. His only request was that i meet him outside around 3.30 pm and be wearing a skirt.

I landed at 3.30PM on the dot and saw Jim stood outside waiting for me. We arrived at a city sex shop which had a downstairs cinema club. He lead me to the front row and we sat down ready to watch the prod movie. As we sat down i requested that we sort the money out which he happily obliged and crossed my palm with one hundred pounds.

The cinema was half packed with what looked like the dredges of society !! I put the dollars in my Fendi bag and sat back.

I said to Jim "so what happens next" he said ''O.K", "i go to the toilets and come back naked and we make our way to the back seat where you will strip off and get naked"

I said "'i ain't taking shit off" He said you have to, that is the only way it will work. I told him if he really thought that i was going to get naked infront of a room full of men in macs he was mistaken.

At this point is where it began to very quickly go tits up. He said "If you won't get naked then give me my money back right now" He said that being both naked was the only way he could do it. I got up to leave, as by this point things were starting to get out of hand. I got as far as the exit before this streak of piss stood infront of me blocking the door. If you could see him he looked like a gust of wind would floor him.

He, all of a sudden started being violent towards me. He grabbed my arms really tight and at the same time trying to grab my bag. He was shouting "Give me my money back now" I was trying as hard as i possibly could to open the door whilst trying to reason with him. I said can you just let go of me and lets go outside of the cinema and discuss this "Please i begged him" I really did feel totally humiliated infront of all these men.

All i could here was "Give him his fucking dough so we can carry on watching the movie" I'm being thrown around the place like a rag doll and do you know not one of these guys stood up to intervene. All i could see out of the corner of my eye was a room full of dirty pervey men wanking like there lives depended on it "Wankers"

All of a sudden the door opened and this girl shouts what the hell is going on get off her. Was i relieved to see her or what ! she ordered him out of the premises saying she was calling the old bill. I stood in the shop looking at him in disgust showing him the bruises that were appearing all down my arms from where he had roughed me up. At this point, the man had gone from physio to a quivering wreck. He stood there begging that we didn't call the filth balling his eyes out. The girl was shouting at him to fuck off and i was as you can imagine going ballistic.

I thanked the girl for helping me and ran to my car and locked myself in. I called up P my hairdresser friend and told her i was on my way. When i landed there i was mad as hell she said why don't you call him back up and make him give you compensation for your injuries. Good point so i called him up and demanded that he pay me some money or i was going to tell his wife how he had spent his afternoon and report him to the police for assault.

He hadn't got a pot to piss in and all he could come up with was a ton ! I met him a few hours later and he was still crying like a baby. I showed him what he had done to my arms and told him what a cunt he was.

Can you believe that not one of those lame men stood up for me !!

Shameless

2007-08-27T18:15:00.000+01:00

What a peculiar booking last night ! I took all of the details and after quite a long drive i landed at my destination, well that's what i thought it was.

I started knocking on the door no answer, i knocked again, and again still no answer. I was starting to get mad thinking it was a bogus booking when all of a sudden i looked across the road and saw this guy running towards the driveway. I said "hi, just slipping a quick pint in before i got here" he nodded at me and put the key into his front door.

We walked through to his kitchen and i put my arms around him and gave him a welcoming kiss and introduced myself. He stood there staring at me, i said so shall we sort the money out then that's blah blah blah. He just stood there i said your John right ? he said in a foreign accent no I'm Fredericka i said you told me on the phone that your name was John. He just stood there and said in a funny accent that he hadn't but the landlord was called George ? i thought maybe i had got the name wrong . It then dawned on me what the fuck was this man letting me into the house if he didn't know who the hell i was ?? when i asked him he just shrugged his shoulders. It was totally bizarre more so that everytime that i had asked him if it was 60 Rain****b he had said yes ! fucking guy didn't even know his own address, turns out that it was 60 abbey road which continues into the road that i had wanted and the guy who had booked me was waiting outside the correct house.

More too the point i was thinking i cant believe i have just waltzed into this strangers house who could have been anybody but then realised whats different that's what you do most nights anyway yikes !!!

Not much to say about the booking except when he got the dick out he said its small isn't it ! he was quite correct but i just said it was an average size, which seemed to make him feel better.

Not much happened after except there was a good set on radio One playing the last Ten years of dance anthems which took me back a few years.

Lay around the house today getting through the whole box set of shameless which is fucking mint, due to my unsociable hours job thats what i usually have to do if it's something i enjoy watching. I guess Sky Plus would do the job now that I come to think about it.

Help The Aged

2007-08-25T17:39:00.000+01:00

Wow, what a night ! i took a call, from whats becoming a regular booty call on the regular each week. ($$$$$$$$$$) :)

It was around 11pm last night when i got the call from Ian, i was at the time fake tanning, preening myself and more than likely busy doing fuck all !!

He made out i had to get there ASAP which wasn't a problem as i was ready to role as soon as i got dressed and put some makeup on. I put on the easiest choice of clothes which was a very OTT leopard print dress which at the time was a great choice. But it turned out not to be the greatest choice when you are still wearing it the next morning standing out like a sore thumb on tescos forecourt amongst the Saturday shoppers whilst getting fags and fuel !!

In fact, if you had looked at me you would have known i had had, a good night HA

Anyway, getting to the point, i arrived at his apartment having drove like a mad bitch. The only hurry he was in was to get my ass through the door and shove loads of gear up my hooter !

He was totally fucking spangled off his fuckin pod ! I get on with him we have good conversation but fuck me talk about beating around the bush ! ask him a question he turns it into a never ending story "Just get too the point"

So he paid me for one hour as per usual, and just for the record Ian must have been thinking that this hour he has paid me for, entitles him to a whole fucking night of my time.

I got up to go as by this point i really was exhausted by the fact that this man was totally in denial regarding his coke cock. This has to be the most severe case i have ever had to deal with it was desperate and i was having none of his piffle. "Please Kate five minutes you wait and see I'll be able to cum, "This time i promise I'm nearly there yadda yadda nearly there, yeah right ! that cock ain't going nowhere until at least Tuesday at the earliest ! he was sweating all over me, yuk ! at the same time trying to shove my pussy, with this drowned rat thing hanging in between his legs complete with a banana flavoured rubber hanging off it !

by this point i really had, had enough bearing in mind I've had no dick still ! and my pussy has had quite enough of being slapped by a stretched piece of latex and quite frankly i was not impressed. I told him "no cock no pussy"

All he had to do was get it hard it's not a big job ! i said shut the fuck up and concentrate never mind anything else ! I got up to go in the lounge i said OK the deal is if you can come in five minutes then put your poke where your mouth is fifty quid that you can't ! his next words where OK fifty quid but give me ten minutes i said see you just proved that you are chatting shit. He said ten minutes fifty quid i said no, five minutes fifty quid, you want ten minutes then it goes up too a ton.

He couldn't back it up !! so the next thing hes like right ill pay you for another hour. I was back on the grind again and accepted his offer i don't mind doing it if Ive been paid to do it but I'm not going to sit there and do it for free hell no.

So here we go again back to the bedroom which isn't actually his bedroom its the master suite of his friends that he lodges with. I don't think i would be very happy if i found out that roger the lodger had took it upon himself to use my bedroom. My question was are you fucking her or what he's like nope i said so what the fuck are we doing on her bed. I don't think that me and her have a lot in common i said wheres her dildos look in the drawer she must have one. The best he could come up with was her fucking hairbrush ! Ha not only have i used her bed been fucked with her hairbrush, then made him find me a hair bobble to tie my hair up with so i could take a shower in HER shower he came back with one of her black thongs as she had no bobbles !

Anyway i end up once again back on his sofa ready to go ! next thing the Cheque book comes flying back out, you no the story back in the bedroom. Having made him sign on the dotted line !

This man is still totally trying to convince me that he's gonna give it to me !

Now are you ready for what happened next ? i can't remember who calculated the next move must have been me ! no surprise there but as he wasn't ever going to manage to satisfy me i suggested we call a hooker up to come and fuck us. So i found the local paper and started from the best girls having clocked right at the bottom "Mature Suzy" which i had no intentions of trying to call her. Well its like 6am in the morning and all of a sudden the only person who takes the call is "Mature Suzy" So i called her pretending we are husband and wife she quoted a price which i couldn't believe was more than what I charge !!!

I didn't like her one bit from the start she was nothing like the way i do business with in fact i had to ask her if she was actually real as i did really think i was listening too her answering machine. I said how big are your tits "34B" OH ! she was as rude as fuck and was a turn off. But i said to Ian if shes ugly we just make sure shes bent over so we don't have to look at her. So the deal was sealed i said look just call her up once more all i wanted to no was that is she going to give us what we want ??

In other words yes or no are you going to be on some bullshit or are you gagging for it as much as we want you to be so next thing we are at the cashpoint then Ian decides to move the goalposts he came out with we go 50/50 all of a sudden i thought if you think i am giving a penny of my hard earned dollars to some fucking pensioner you must be crazy I'm like listen Ian my man would go crazy if i paid for pussy and i knew that she would hardly be value for money !! so that was it i said get on the phone tell her your wife's kicked off and got jealous. So basically it was one of them so near yet so far ! Can you believe how crazy i am !!!!!!

It was all funny at the same time and the more i kept thinking about her the more she was implanted in my mind i said just think babes at least she wouldn't have drank all our champagne she would have bought her flask "Mature" i bet she wasn't a day under 60 !!

Well i am now sat here contemplating whether to go back to Ian's as he is still wanking like a bastard !! BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE MWAH

A cokeheads restroom HA

2007-08-18T07:08:00.000+01:00

What a nause keep having to piss

Good Mornin xx

2007-08-18T06:19:00.000+01:00