Friday, December 30, 2005
Call 999 my ass ate my dildo
Oh lordy, thought id share this hideously amusing tale with you. Having finally got into bed this morning i began fucking myself with two dildos but as i was wrecked i missjudged the size of one of my dildos and grabbed a dildo that was too small. All of a sudden the dildo in my ass was literally up my ass, shit was i in the horrors ! i really thought i needed to call 999 can you imagine what was going through my mind. I had to stoop on the bed and push and all all of a sudden the dildo shot out like a fuckin bullet. Did i learn my lesson no i just delved back into my bag of toys and got a bigger one out and finished the job off !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Hardly i hadnt eaten for days and i was lying on a towel so it wouldnt have been an issue. I was just releved to edject the dam thing !!
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