The Devils Dandruff

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Happy Thanksgiving America

roxyfoxy @ 2:48 pm < 0 comments

Saturday, November 21, 2009

Fuck thy neighbor (Ha I'm rollin)

Okay i feel like i need to make some sense of last weekends antics

I was out of control...

It was like the old days which seen as we are now in 2009 three years is a long time ago. I completely wilded out i got the urge on the Thursday evening around 3am. Having landed back from getting high with a client.

I held it together all day the next day which was Friday but the previous night i had been passed a new connection for fire coke !!

I met the guy around 4pm on Friday evening and completely turned into a freaking junkie !!!

1am i went outside to get Maxwell in and who should be stood right before me ?it was one of my neighbors.

I'm going to be discreet regarding who he was...

He said ''Are you working tonight'' What the fuck this is my neighbor how close to home can you get ? He came in for the first time in the three years that we had lived besides each other !!

This is too close to home for real !!!!!

He came in and sat down saying i cant believe how long i have wanted to come and knock your door to come and hang with you.

He started by saying ''Ive seen your pictures and profile on blah blah website''. Wow !!!

He is a cutie but he is My NEIGHBOR unfreaking believable.

Of course i made it clear it was business and he crossed my palm with wonga and freaky we got !!

He was bordering on slave man ! he was totally in lust..

I reckon this isn't going to be a one off !!!

To be continued.......

roxyfoxy @ 2:36 am < 5 comments

Saturday, November 14, 2009

Turbanator

Can you believe that my 6.30pm client resembled the above !

unfucking believable i fucked a guru !! do i feel blessed Urmm... nope, more like in the horrors. How dare he fail to inform me of his ethnic background...

I don't remember leaving any cards by the temple. He introduced himself as Hardeep kaur !!

He enquired if it was the first time i had rode a man with a turban on... Err cant say I'm too familiar with the rules of the ten gurus !!!!

The sheer capacity and amount of his body hair made my shag pile bedroom carpet look like it had Appalachia !!!

The man was hairy as a mother fukka !!!!

It just didn't really work the whole situation was like.... think of :sex without an orgasm, jack Daniel's without coke, a drink without ice, a fuck with out poppers. Exactly ridiculous.

Hmmmm I'm not feeling all that one bit. At least i now know that It's not for me, man with Asian doo rag so wrong.

Infact... any man that sleeps with his hat on is not getting any love from muwh

roxyfoxy @ 12:55 am < 6 comments

Thursday, November 12, 2009

Loving this !!!

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roxyfoxy @ 4:51 am < 0 comments

I've found a sugar daddy

Lets see where once again it has got to a point of no return. Saw a client early evening well to be precise was 4.30 exactly !

I had asked him to bring a file or some sort of business attire whatever he could put his hands on that made him look like someone official not a punter.

I stood peering through the front door which has frosted glass. This could not be happening i was furious. My four thirty was only starting to go past my house and onto my neighbors !

WTF I nearly lost my mind. He didn't even get chance to push the doorbell i was ''get in nowwwwwwwwwwwww''

Anyway he turned out to be a top punter he has verbally confirmed that he would like to book me for an all niter and stay in a hotel.

He does all of the advertising for formular one. To be fair he is hung like a python which always makes things a lil better !!

I'll let you all know our second encounter went.......k

roxyfoxy @ 4:39 am < 0 comments

Saturday, November 07, 2009

S.O.S

Hey i have just read about loads of new features on blogger. I'm confused it looks awesome but I'm scared that it will fuck up my blog if i start meddling with it !!

I need some advise shall i hit the button or is it a case of @Better the devil you no''

Who knows ???

roxyfoxy @ 4:23 am < 0 comments

Welcome to the crib Andrea...

I was very Tempted when i came across this request from a punter, who had placed this request on a website seeking an escort.

Here is what he was potentially looking for.

Hi I am an intelligent mature closet cross dressing guy who is

seeking a lady whom I could stay with for say 4 nights and days

who would enjoy feminizing me, shopping, waxing that sort of

thing. i am submissive so sensual domination is fine though

would also love some loving. I am bi curious so would be willing to lose my cherry in the right circumstances. I am sexually adventurous and willing to experiment.

Alan/Andrea xxx

£1500 is what i am willing to pay.

Here is what i responded back to him !! (copy & pasted)

Hello Andrea

I really enjoyed reading your reverse booking. I have had a lot of experience with guys who love to dress up.

I am a real girl's girl who's likes are similar to yourself i.e playing dress up and Lot's of pampering. I have a lovely house which i would love to share with you for four days.

I even have experience in beauty as that was my choice of career before discovering my extremely high sex drive. Therefore i have all of the best equipment to make you look fantastic.

I also have a great friend who advertises on Aw and I'm sure she would love to come and help me pamper you as well.

I also have another trick up my sleeve! i have another great male friend who is very bi and i am almost certain that he would love to pop your cherry !

I very much look forward to your response. If you decide not to pick me ion this occasion then maybe next time ??

Lot's of love and licks

Vicky kiss kiss

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!!!!!!

roxyfoxy @ 3:29 am < 0 comments

Sunday, November 01, 2009

Always get the wonga sorted first !

APARTMENT FOR RENT

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclose the following typed note: >>

'Dear Madam: Enclosed find a check for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that: #1 - it had never been occupied; #2 - there was plenty of heat; and #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that: #1 - it had been previously occupied, #2 - there wasn't any heat, and #3 - it was entirely too large.'

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:

' Dear Sir: #1 - I cannot understand how you could expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. #2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know just how to turn it on. #3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame management.

So, kindly send the rent in full or I will be forced to contact your present landlady

The full payment of $500.00 arrived early the next day!!!!!!!!!!

roxyfoxy @ 2:03 am < 2 comments

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I notice you do domination. Do you offer dom sessions where you force me to lick and worship all your sexy high heel shoes/boots. Do you have many pairs.Do you also offer ball kicking and facekicking whilst wearing your sexy shoes and do you kick with the toe part.Heelfetish

Hi Babe, love the pics.......very hot.I have a dirty little fetish you might like to help me with!Basically you catch me sniffing your dirty soiled panties!What you do do with me is up to you as long as there are no marks at the end. I love being tied up - especially my cock and balls and love the feel of a woman pissing all over me and making me do dirty things.Would love to meet soon.

Malc

Hi, I am looking to explore some fantasies with a very sexy lady such as yourself. I have a small penis only 4 inches when fully erect I am looking for a foxy female to put me in my place and tell me what to do. Would you grant me my fantasy hope fully. Also do you have any silk/satin pyjamas ??

Regards Thin Dick

Hello, good afternoon. My name is Steve,i was wondering if you would be interested in a personal slave!?.I am based in Stafford and i am of smart appearene, clean, and discreet.I am 32,5,8,slim,brown eyes,short hair, i have a executive car, and work as a retail manager.

Hi roxy. Im looking for somebody that can help with my horsewoman fantasy. Jods and long boots are my weakness, well whole attire actually! Worn and smelly even better, trust me it works just need a true horse woman to help. Im in area this weekend. Kind regards martin x (new forest man)

staff required!hi my name is maddam bling and i am looking for hot ladyes like yourself to work for me in my two very busy places massage/escort in kent they are both 24hrs 7 days a week i can accomodate 1 of the places is in medway a 3 bedroom semi detached and a luxury 5 bedroom house on the sheerness seafront with very high earning potential!if you are intersted then please call me on 01634 4&%$£ 262 or email me back thank you maddam bling

roxyfoxy @ 1:38 am < 0 comments

What a fantastic idea !

roxyfoxy @ 1:02 am < 1 comments

Oh Shit mommy !!

roxyfoxy @ 12:53 am < 0 comments

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Where the hell do i start ! Well i give a mint blow job !! For now ill just say ive been on a bender for the last 10 years i work in the adult industry and i live a mad life.

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