Friday, May 26, 2006

I need a regular off side fuck buddy !!

Quite frankly this week had ended up in one huge bender !! I have decided that unless I turn into a complete hermit and never go out again The Devils dandruff will never be far away. I still stand by what I said regarding giving it all up. I think I did 11 days until I relapsed.

Im not pissed off with myself Im far from it, infact I loved every minute of it! As I always say no point doing it if you are going to regret it. Im sure a little relapse every now and again is allowed.

Well im sitting here butt naked thinking how long it's been since I have had a proper good nailing ! I could easily pay for it which I have done before but male gigalos are in my opinion not worth the money. More fun paying for a hottie maybe that's what I will treat myself to this evening. Or maybe I should find a lipstick lesbian for on the side. Anyone that can maybe recommend any good sites let me know !!

Oh lordy why was I born so horny its hard work !! Even my dildos have all conked out, even the black one which was the last resort is having non of it.

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R.I.P The Fox Mobile...

What a drama this week has been. I went to see one of my clients on Tuesday evening, we had negotiated a good rate and I was looking forward to chilling out and watching a movie with him.


Anyone in England may remember the bad weather at the start of the week. As I drove down an A road heading into his village, in the distance by the Castle I could see the road was flooded on the other side and the oncoming traffic had come to a halt.(What was I thinking, that they were passing the time of day !)

I made a split second decision, which has probably cost me my precious fox mobile. I kind of held my breath accelerated and drove through the flood. I made it to the other side and thought nothing of it.

Did my booking which was three hours on his sofa and at a push ten minutes in bed. He says the same line everytime "shit I've cum" I don't think I even bothered saying anything, what is there too say when someone's a shit fuck.I'm sure he's aware his performance hardly rocks my world !!

Anyway as I left to go home he directed me so I wouldn't hit the flood again. Before I knew it I went the wrong way and yes landed back to the flood which was even deeper. I thought fuck it, I was more concerned if I didn't make it across and ruining my Prada mules than the damage this could do to my Audi TT !


Anyway, I arrived home thinking no more about it. That was until I got into it the following day. I started it and the car wouldn't budge. The gearbox had completely seized up and im not a happy bunny.

To cut a long story short, I waved goodbye to my car which was on a truck pissing water out left right and centre. Turns out flood damage is not covered on my warranty. Oops !! Im now waiting to find out if the insurers are going to right it off. I bet I wont be doing that again in a hurry, Im gutted to say the least.

I went to pick up a hire car today and this was the final straw, a Fiat chinkey chento thing was waiting for me.


That was the final nail in the coffin I was not impressed being given a 1 Litre engine silly bitch shopping car. Call me an ungrateful bitch, but I pay around Two Hundred pounds per month insurance. At no point have I ever been made aware, that should I have an accident, they would be giveing me an egg box on wheels to drive around in !!

I negotiated a deal and have been upgraded at a daily rate paid by me to a Vauxhall Corsa ! It was that or a Nissan Micra which is OK if your name is Patel or you deliver baltis for Abdullah's dial a curry.

As long as I add an extra hour to each journey im sure ill get there on time !!

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Thursday, May 18, 2006

On the waggon yipee !!

All good so far, except for last night, I took a call from one of my regular client's. He booked the appointment and then when I said I couldn't get any coke he told me not to bother. I said ok then that's fine with me. He's been telling me over the last three years how much he cares about me and wants us to be together ye right !! Anything to get out of paying.

I cant believe what I have done to my poor car this week, on Sunday evening I reversed into a lamppost and then yesterday I caught the whole passenger side door panel on someone's bumper oops !! That's driving sober as well !!

Im not craving coke at all which is good, although I started watching a movie yesterday called London, and they are snorting shit loads of coke in it. I did manage to resist though.

I have got a few bookings this evening and I may be going away with a client this weekend to Butlins in Skegness !! Can you believe he has booked me to meet up with him on a stag weekend. I've never been to Butlins in my life, im not quite sure it is my thing.

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Saturday, May 13, 2006

A million magic crystals, painted pure and white

Today's events that I have had to deal with have made me realize I have been canning it far too much lately. Loads of things that I should have been doing I haven't.

Got the call I have been waiting for this morning. my new house will be ready to exchange contracts the last week in June. The builders wanted me to go to the site I couldn't even manage that.
there's no way I can put 100 % into my new project and be on gear at the same time.

I went for a sauna this afternoon, I lay there beating myself up but at the same time feeling good, as the move is another step up in my life. As much as I have fun and lots of it at that. Deep down in my heart, I know its time that I realize after ten years and spunking well over 100K, and that's my accountants calculation.

That I cant carry on.
I have really noticed, only maybe in the last year that health wise I have never felt so sluggish, and my main concern is, and it is a fucking big one at that. Im going to use this blog to be honest about the lows which is only fair as im so honest with the highs ! I really am finding this hard as I am so used, to just riding with my life. That's the problem, that's all I will ever be doing, if my best friend is cocaine.

I am cool with this whole situation, except my nose which I worry about everyday as my right nostril has started to show signs of corrosion.
Im glad I went for that sauna today and im glad I created this blog. It has shown me im a far better person without that shit.

I will continue my mad adventures for the time being and hopefully get back my business that I managed to screw up.
I cant say if I will never do another bump again, but for the time being the lows have totally outweighed the highs so there's no point. I have deleted all the contacts out of my cell and look forward to putting my energy and money into something that wont decrease my bank accounts to zero !!

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Im close to falling off that wagon yet again !!

Praise the lord ! I was just about to call it a day, then before I could say goodnight Roxy, one phone call changed the whole situation.

Baseball cap on (Everyone that knows me, Roxyfoxy in cap means im on one) So within two minutes, cap on that's a must. Hides my Friday night face. I cant believe I went out like this. Cap on, hoody pyjama bottoms and my shoes from last night. I've just noticed I have repeated me in a cap three times. HaHa I love blogging

I drove like... Well no different to usual !!

I fucked up before I even got on the main road, quick detour !! This guy who's now the new runner is just getting to know my humor. He's a black man, when I called him, he said he was in bed as he had been grinding. To me grinding is digging, bump n grind !! I told him if the gear was good I would buy in bulk. Hes only about 19, I said I know how you niggas like your bed ! he laughs at me. I told him it had been a long time since I had felt the big black bamboo.

I agreed that yes a nigga can fuck, but told him I had been there done that, I said do you really think that I can be fooled with all the bullshit that comes with it. He said "Kate your a rude gal"

Over the years I've had my fair share of tan trust me ! Everyone has shafted me by not been able to keep the rod of god in there pants.

that's why I know the grass aint greener, and so do they, everyone has come crawling back !! Most of them are still from time to time around and we are great friends. He laughs at me because im straight up and tell him this girl knows your bull.

He makes me laugh when he says Kate it's the flake ! I made it clear that if me and him are going to get on then he needs to tell me the truth. In other words tell me it's good or not. I joked that I would be bringing my scales. Anyway he wanted me to meet him not far away but outside this huge pakki halal centre. Great landmark I must say. When he was directing me, I said do I look like I shop and know where Imrans rat infested supermarket is.

Fair play he got out of bed at 6.30am, I said I would be over the road in my car as I thought it was less ontop. If I had been in a Datsun cherry or a people carrier then maybe I could have looked the part. !!!

He got into my car and passed me two scruffy looking parcels wrapped in a rizla. Im not being fussy but it really pisses me off. How can you expect to tempt the end user when it looks like a cheap bomb that wouldn't look out of place at Tribal Gathering. My main dealer always gift wraps them in either a bag or one of those plastic bullets with a lid on.

Even a lottery slip or a paper wrap looks more appealing than some scraggy old king skin. !

Anyway more to the point when I opened the first one I cornered it, as in skimming some off my Nectar card !

He then said I have got another three, I really didn't need another three grams, on top of the three from earlier ! Oops six, fuck it whose counting !

But I felt obliged, why I ask myself but that's by the by, I sat there and opened each one, totally being a greedy bitch and hooted a big fat tester of each one. He said why are you doing that do you think im ripping you off.

I laughed at him, then told him I wasn't checking each one I was just being a pig !!

Crossed his palm with three crisp red notes (Hate love relationship I have with those notes)

Love using them but hate parting with them !!

Comes to something when I can get cocaine easier at that time than if I had needed a pint of milk !

roxyfoxy @ 6:48 am < 2 comments


Thankyou x

Maybe if you send me a cool mix all will be forgiven ! Just looked at your Myspace cool ! On a lighter note thanks to everyone who mailed me wanting to know how they could become a member, don't worry your all on my guest list ! I was just doing some blog research to meet some of my readers.

Your comments you left me and email addresses have all been deleted discression assured. But just to say, since I made the comments feature free for all, I have received some great comments and support, also criticism of my blog which I take on board and am grateful for. I have only received two spams and lots of good vibes.

Well have a great weekend and the fox will be back soon xx

roxyfoxy @ 3:30 am < 2 comments


Your point Is ?

How cool is this, I mentioned an artist not long ago Mary Turner. I received a message today from her saying I make her laugh.

I don't know how she found this blog, maybe of cokeys blog as hes a record producer. Someone has created a link to this blog, he reckons I'm dope, whatever that's supposed to mean, as I described I liked her dark deep vocals. ??

Well I'm sorry the way I have expressed myself, as to how an artist made me feel, Im baffled and even more so that you think everyone hears music the same way. I still don't understand your point, and why, by me saying what I did im classed as a dope.

Just for the record Ha ha ! Excuse the pun, if you go back to my post, and look at the comment from the artist herself then you will see that my thoughts were well received.

Not only that but a smile aswell and those are worth more to me than a lot of things. Love N Light x

much nicer than Hate N Darkness !

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OMG This post has not given me a title ?

Having recovered, after being traumatized by seeing my left knee bouncing off a colostomy bag. I couldn't even eat my dinner that evening, I ordered a Thai curry which went into the bin. For some reason just as I took my first mouthful I had a flashback of that bag.

Drove to see a client this evening it was fucking miles away, which was even worse due to the driving conditions on the motorway. In other words I couldn't do my usual 120mph the spray was that bad.

Got there around 10.30pm, I can't even really remember what the guy looked like you can't really clock much when your greeted by a shadow resembling Wee Willie winky. He came to the door holding a brass candle holder due to the village having a power cut.

Everytime I went to the bathroom to rack one up, I had to take his industrial flashlight. He poured me out of this crystal decanter the most rank tasting red wine I've ever had.

We went into his bedroom which was lit up with tealights. Hat off to him though,what else could he have done in this situation. Go to bed like the rest of the street, No call a bootycall.

It did start off ok to be fair, I started really getting into it, maybe because I couldn't see him properly helped. But he was a fumbler, and kept stopping then starting, so I then decided he was a shit fuck and it wasn't going to get any better. So I then went in for the kill and got the money shot.

On my way home one of my regulars called me, I picked him up from a bar in town and came back here. Looking back it was a bad move as he was a little pissed and I was coked up. So it was not a good mix. I get paranoid at times seeing certain clients wrecked.

As he left, he started to go into one about giving me advice, saying stop doing that shit etc etc. At this point, I really didn't want a debate with a client standing on my stairs asking me how much of his money that he had just paid me, I would shove up my nose.

I don't like being told what to do at the best of times. Plus I didn't want it to spoil my buzz ! I charged him to fuck me not to discuss my business affairs.

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Thursday, May 11, 2006

Free videos of Escort bookings

Found this site which has live escort booking videos on there. I hope im not on there ! Check out the blonde girl shannon i know her shes hot.



check this out

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"Baggage is not included"

This is hideous, I have a hang over from hell, feely really queasy and my cell rings with a booking. I could tell, I don't know how, but as soon as I agreed to the booking I was half expecting a minger.

As soon as he came into my room, he stood there and said before I pay you, can I just let you know I have to tell you something. I was thinking, lets just get on with this. I cant believe what it was, he was about to tell me.

He said... "Before I pay you, I just want to make sure you don't mind that I have got a problem" I said... "Well it's a little late even if I do as your here now"

Turns out he has got one of those bags, I have just told my friend and she said "He had a shit bag" !!! I know he cant help having one but it was a bit much to drop that one on me, especially feeling so rough due to last nights antics.

I thought he would have paid me a little extra or maybe I should have charged him more for his excess baggage !! Or is that not discrimination LOL !!!

Im not doing any more bookings today its put me right off !!

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Like the addict and the dealer, It is the most successfully exploitative relationship of all. And the most pure. It is free of ulterior motives.

roxyfoxy @ 6:31 am < 0 comments


Goodnight Roxy....

Im going to bed now, I digress, do I chat shit or what...????

The worse of it is, I paid to do just that ????

roxyfoxy @ 6:18 am < 0 comments


For the record I'm great !!

I'm fucking great !!
I'm fucking great !!
I'm fucking great !!
I'm fucking great !!
I'm fucking great !!


May as well save myself some time !!

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RoxyFoxy AC (After Cocaine)

I wonder how somebody here said that she is doing it [being a prostitute] because she loves sex. Man shouldn't do it for any other reason than for love for another human being. Sex without another human being is a completely incomprehensible thought. -

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Just to let you know im making this blog for members only so let me know if you want to carry on sitting on that fence !

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Six months left to get the hell out xx

Im going to confess get me out of here !!

Im getting too fucking old I should be on that yacht by now

Come on foxy sort it out !!

roxyfoxy @ 4:52 am < 0 comments


It is a silly question to ask a hooker why she does it... We are the highest-paid "profesional" women in the world."


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"Good fences make good neighbors" !


roxyfoxy @ 4:30 am < 0 comments


WTF Roxy !

Yes the pictures. Having snorted the whole G well had two lines left when I got back from Weight Watchers.

Poured a Gin and Bitter lemon, feeling quite mashed and pissed off at this point the sniff lasted so, well got hammered too soon.

Received a call from the guy in the pictures. For some reason when I took the call I was ready to party. As he confirmed the bootycall I said "I hope you have some vino in" He sounded really nice and said cool.

Took a shower landed there he was fit as fuck. I got there around 9pm gutted, knew I was going to miss The Apprentice but shit happens ! I left at 3am and have just got back.

Sorry to be continued im fucking mashed Oh dear !!

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Roxyfoxy BC (Before Cocaine)

Oh Lordy ! Well here goes off the cuff roxystyle xxx

All of a sudden, I had seen a few client's today went to do the lottery,bought the daily papers (4.35Pm) day's rolling fine n dandy. I knew it was Wednesday I'd been to probation went to Weight Watchers (21b off) lay on the sofa actually this was inbetween Weight Watcher meeting. Had a vision in my head the way my evening was going to kinda plan out, final of The Apprentice (Alan Sugar is quality) Cook some dinner go to my meeting and juggle any calls that may come in to fit in with the finale show of The Apprentice.

I don't know what happened but I was lay on the sofa reading the local evening rag (shit paper but like to know whets happening where I live)

(make sure I'm not in there !!!)

Anyway, why I am going into so much detail is I need to know at what point it all went wrong.
So Roxy, lying makeup off, knickers on, hair tyed back, Lordy sorted Princess TB happy, laundry thing going on in the kitchen. Everything was normal, i had made a little tickle. Reading the evening papers all off a sudden I shot up and decided I'd get a little sniff. Now where the crack is, is I called my dealer as soon as the cell connected his first words where"Oh my gosh I was just thinking about you"

He claimed that he was driving as I spoke past my area.

" I asked if he had got any of the posh stuff" He said I wouldn't be saying that if I wasn't carrying any.

So as he landed at mine and explained his thought's which obviously were true that he was driving thinking of me and then I had called at that very second.

So this is were it gets kinda fucked up and I hope reading this you can pick up the vibe.

So why all of a sudden did I metamorphose from Wednesday early evening chilling reading the Evening Mail knowing that I had to go to Weight Watchers. To bouncing off the sofa folding the papers calling my man to him all of a sudden standing in my house crossing my greedy mits with "The Devils Dandruff"

The best of it is his second topic of conversation was "Is your broadband connected (silly Question)

He logs ontop a porn site says he'll me use his password and then sits there exchanging filth !!

How the fuck does my dealer assume that he knows my taste in prod movies. He's sitting there saying black cock you don't like that do you "Im like been there done that (LOL BMT TIME )

So I ended up with Thai sex guide, Girls girls and more girls !! Im gonna cut this post as im not getting to the point to match the below pictures.

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I thought he was the one !! (for three hours !)

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Roxy what are you doing !!

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Wednesday, May 10, 2006

"Thank's for cuming" (Sorry about the BJ)

Helloooo !! It's a sign that British summertime has landed, my cell has not stopped ringing. Not that I'm complaining but it has always been the same cycle in this industry. As soon as it's a sunny day men want to get laid.

I don't know if it is just the general feel good factor, or because of all the hotties walking around in next to nothing. Still I'm not going to complain.

I saw a client this afternoon, which all started off in the normal way, me stroking his cock and letting him have a little play around. I then asked him if he would like one of my nice blow jobs. "No", he replied ! "No Im thinking" ? I wasn't expecting him to refuse. Infact the usual small talk from men when replying to my question is "How many men are going to say no to that"

I asked him why not, and he went on to try and justify his answer by saying he really doesn't like them and never has done. Well im not one to argue, especially when it's making my job easier, just for the record, I love nothing more than sucking a mans cock. That is when it's my own mans cock and not someone else's that is. It's hard work trying to pull off your enjoying sucking rubber, even harder when your trying not to let them see your gagging.

Now I would have believed his honesty if he hadn't of shot his load as soon as I squatted on him. In other words, of course he likes getting a blow job, but he had to choose one or the other due to him being two pumps and a squirt.

I think it would have been far too embarrassing for him had he excepted my blow job it would have been over even quicker !!

I didn't feel the need to have to give him any after therapy as he took it all on the chin , if you ask me it's better on the mouth !!!!

In more extreme cases I try to reassure them by saying " I know it was all over quicker than you had hoped, but at least you can cum at all" That seems to console them. Perfect client material if you ask me.

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Monday, May 08, 2006

Get to the clinic you dirty bastard !

Had a busy weekend workwise. Didn't bother getting wrecked, I thought it would be best to stay focused. Anyway, I went to see the client that I had won the booking on a website that I use. What you do is log on, and it shows a list of clients looking for certain services and what price they are willing to pay.


I had already been to see one client during the daytime which was nice as it was close to one of my favorite restaurants. My friend finds it really bizarre that I dine alone but I don't mind it was nice reading the Sunday papers and drinking lots of cocktails.


So I arrived at the 9.30pm booking, I wasn't really looking forward to it as he had requested oral sex without a condom, I just do not do that. Can you imagine having to do that I don't fancy it one bit. But as it was good money I went along with it.

Well just as I was about to rim his shaft, I spotted some sort of abnormality on his cock. I said to him I think you have genital warts !
He wasn't having any of it but I no a dodgy cock when I see one and this was dodgy. So I got out of doing it without. It was a really funny setup, when I arrived he asked me if I would like a cup of tea.


I said I fancied something a little stronger, at the side of his chair was this really chintzy drinks cabinet that was in the shape of a wooden globe. The drinks in there must have been there donkeys years.


There was an old dusty bottle of Pernod, apricot brandy and loads of half opened miniature bottles of whisky.
We then went upstairs into his moms room it was like going back into a time warp there was a cranky old teasmade at the side of the bed and those funny pictures on the wall of sad children in funny water colors.


Had a call today from a client requiring a 12.30pm appointment, arrived at this hotel called the Railway Inn and ended up getting hammered with him in his bar, as you do on a Monday lunch time. Had a blast to be fair I really got on with him. He's called this evening to book me to go to Chester races with him in a few weeks time. Wonder where I will end up this evening and in whose bed !!

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Saturday, May 06, 2006

Dead or Alive ?

roxyfoxy @ 10:26 am < 2 comments


Happy Birthday Mum x

Have been feeling totally pants today. When I got up I dropped two of those Ephedrine tablets. I'm not joking but within the hour, I had cleaned the whole house and done a weeks worth of ironing.

By this evening I was feeling lousy having been racing like a bitch all day long. I decided to open a bottle of vino and take an appointment that came in around 11.30PM. Drove to his house it was a beautiful farm house in the country his name was Richard. As soon as I arrived he poured me a glass of vino.

That's what I like to see the hostess with the mostess !
We sat there chatting for ages he was lovely he was around 60 (ish) and had lost his wife to breast cancer. He told me he wasn't looking for any emotional commitments from anyone just sex !! Well that's OK neither am I.


He was good in the sack and must have thought I was, as on the way out, he slipped me a fifty pound tip.
I drove half way home and pulled over to roll a spliff, I don't know why I didn't just drive straight home. But I decided I would score some sniff. By the time I got home, I think it was a mixture of the super skunk I had just smoked, those nasty rank Ephedrine tablets and all that mixed with vino. I was so sick the whole house was spinning around me not a nice feeling. I woke up around 8Am this morning to find a whole gram of coke, now that is a first.

I don't think I've ever woke up or even gone to sleep for that matter without totally killing it.
So with the powder laying there glistening in the morning sunshine how could I resist racking one up with my expresso.




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Friday, May 05, 2006

An Email for a booking for Sunday evening !

Hi Foxyroxy,
Thanks for your bid on adult%%%. Even though you are very attractive I find myself drawn to you in our mutual interest in writing. I have written a film screenplay which is now under consideration in London.

Perhaps if we do meet up we will have plenty to talk about in between sex! Sorry to be clinical but you offer in your services the use of protection at all times. Does that include oral? I find using a condom very impersonal.

I can assure you it will not be to completion! I will consider all the bids and make a decision early Saturday morning. Look forward to hearing from you and hopefully meeting you.
Terryx

roxyfoxy @ 10:08 pm < 0 comments


Do you think my trotters are up for the job ?

Hi there how are you?

I was wondering if you could help me?

I am Stuart (Stu) 23 and Male. I have never been to see or used the services of an 'escort' before but...

I have a HUGE foot fetish. I have a girlfriend but she does not really understand the whole foot fetish thing, so any foot related play is very rare.

I was wondering if you would be willing to do a foot fetish related meeting? Have you ever done any before?

If you are willing to do this, please can you reply to me with how much you charge. Also before I book anything (and I know this is a bit much to ask) but would it be possible for you to send me a picture or two of your feet/toes. There are a few that almost show your feet on the site but i cant clearly see them. The only reason I ask is that I have spoken to a few people on here but they have had very poorly cared for feet - which is not something I would enjoy.

If possible please reply to stuart@%%%%.co.uk as I cant get onto adult%%% very often.

Many thanks, and sorry for the long mail

Stu

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Foot Worship !!

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Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Smile your on cam !

This is so funny, I saw a client last night. I've seen him a few times over the last couple of years. When he got here he decided that he would take a shower. I don't know why he could'nt use his own shower !

While he was doing so I rolled a spliff, we sat in the lounge catching up over a couple more spliffs and headed into the bedroom.


All of a sudden as I'm sucking his cock, he shot up in the horrors, "Your filming me , move that webcam" I was like what webcam. He had thought that the infared sky eye on the top of the television was a camera recording him. I was like what the hell are you going on about. Bearing in mind everytime he has been in my bedroom the control has always been in the same place. People like that should not smoke weed paranoid or what. After that im afraid it put both of us off. What a complete twat !!

Watched that new 911 flight movie last night it was OK but do we really need another plane crash movie ! It's enough to put you off flying.

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Tuesday, May 02, 2006

Im cuming looking at this

How can I tell where my other hand is the picture captures it well !!

Roxy frigging like a bitch LOL well maybe the early stages of about to !


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Cameron you taught me that

You lie to two people in your life; your partner and the police. Everyone else gets the truth.


For fuck's sake I've just gone back to one of my favorite posts on this whole blog I'll say again "The brothel creeper"

The saying above has just took my breath away ! The more I read his posts the more this blog rocks !!


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9,999 bring it on

I don't give a fuck but something good is going to happen.

I f you have been following this blog then the number nine you will know is significant in my life.

Fuck no's how but it is. My hits counter on this blog is not far off. I have been waiting for the counter to hit 9,999 well its now on 8252 ! i don't know why but watch this space love n light Roxy xxx

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Monday, May 01, 2006

Peter the punter (Replace P with C minus E and R)

Managed to get through the whole bank holiday weekend without powdering my nose, went to check out the new house today. I then popped into Sainsburys with the best intentions, I decided I would make a chili con carne, as I speak the chorizo, pancetta and my organic mince and the rest of the groceries Sunday papers included are in the kitchen.


This is where I left my life at around 3pm this afternoon. For some reason, which I have no answer to. Maybe the thought of cooking, crushing garlic and being a domestic goddess scared me ! And then doing the soaps and being a part of the life that is seen as normal bought on my latest cocaine binge. All I no is I was all of a sudden chopping fat lines instead of onions !!


Scored the most shitest gear ever which really pissed me off. I did two grams within the hour. I sat there thinking fuck it at least it was that shit you could still cook the chili ! I don't usually get gear on tick but due to me not banking I owed my normal guy three hundred notes.

Fuck it, I called him and ordered some more he noes im one of his best customers !!

Took a trickle of calls throughout the day the usual timewasters who think you are providing free wanking material for there benefit. Ye really ! Arranged to visit a client at 8.30pm this evening.


Landed there, it was like a multi million pound house sitting on the river with his narrow boat mooring there. It could all have ended up a quality booking, we got on, good conversation cracked open some champayne. I had stated that I charge per hour, he paid me for one hour then said lets see what happens.

After him fannying around checking lights were switched off (First signs now I type it, he was tight as fuck) doors locked, fucking oven switched off and everything else except what involved making his way to the bedroom. It then occurs to me as we finely lay on the bed, that I've now been here over an hour.


This is where as usual surprise surprise !! , Mr multi Millionaire, whose wife's spunking his poke in Dubai on a girly jolly plays dumb. This is the hardest thing in this job for me and always has been. How many hours do I loose by not being cute and im not well money wise im fucking shit.

Im providing a service and should learn to get out of BMT time (Black man time) and if your a black man reading? you no LOL

These men and most of them do it, and the sooner I sort it out, the sooner I will stop knocking on these doors !! you charge by the hour Roxy, nothing complicated its not rocket science you state when confirming all bookings.


This man who really is not clever and I fucking no that or he would have been straight with me paid up and continue having the booking and having the fun he had expected. Which I would be more than happy to provide.

The way I work or hustle whatever you wanna call it don't think you can div me off. Don't rip people off, business is business and when it comes to anything sex industry related how dare I even think anyone of these wankers can educate me. It all boils down to, and can I just say sitting here typing when im having these feelings is so hard to type rather than sitting face to face chatting as you would if you weren't having to talk to a screen !!


(I love it really, hell ye, you can delete clangers at the touch of a button and when your queen of them like me, I find that pretty darn coo) but it's all good.


After he was still bartering over paying me for another hour, which is all he needed to do. All of this was being conducted with him still lying spread eagle naked on his sleigh bed.

His cock, well if you call it that was limp, to be fair if he had paid me to stay allnight I would have needed that amount of time to bring it back from the dead and work on it.


So im negotiating another hour, which is that not what im there for ? Or do I listen to Peter Punter ! Who all he is thinking about is his limp sack. It's all coming back now, if it's worth a smile to at least one persons day then I don't mind I'll relieve the moment so I can type it off the cuff as I like to do. Here goes:

He had a scar down his chest and really cherry red super erect nipples. I like nipples but I now remember saying I don't kiss men's nipples which is a blatant lie. But they looked super stretched and rarted !! Something else I noticed earlier but it wasn't something you could really make small talk about. But at the side of the bed on my side was a huge machine with pipes attatched to a large surgical looking mask which was not something you would find in Ann Summers. He was still insisting I finish what I was there for. Why do people well I wont include people in general as im just only going by clients. Most of them seem to think they are doing me a favor and they are good at trying to bullshit the business side of the arrangement.

He even turned the argument into he's provided a few glasses of champayne and in doing so even more insulted my intelligence. Infact, ill list the excuses he used ontop of those and he's not alone these come from most men thinking they can get out of paying.

I haven't come yet
Just five more minutes
I thought the hour began when we got undressed




Its now getting uncomfortable but I stood my ground. I had already spoke to a friend regarding this same old frequent situation only recently that does bother me.

He's then, still lying at this point starfish style, nipples you could hang CD's off expecting me to carry on banging myself with my silver dildo !!

I guess that's why these people can't fucking lie straight in bed at night. Guess that's why his wife's flying business class to dubai and im not. As I always like to say there's no better feeling than buying your own handbags ! Money talks as the old saying goes.


He knew I was pissed with him, he even stated I take my anger out on him. Thinking about his cock again !! Funny how looking back you see everything so clear. !

As soon as he said that final sentence, I saw the whole picture,which made me go from this man I had thought was on the level. To looking at him totally being a twat, retired at forty wife in Dubai fucking shit loads of wonga and standing there trying to stitch me up.


I respect people in life, I love money but I don't like fucking pricks like him and I meet hundreds believe me in this industry. Im not talking "champayne lifestyle lucozade poket clients" they are a different breed.

These fucking pricks with the poke are the worse. So as he said that I turned around and said" im not angry, not one bit" and at that I smiled to myself thinking no am I fuck angry, I was buzzing by what my next response was. I looked him straight in the face and said "please excuse me Peter, I crouched off the silver bullet I had been using like a spacehopper" Ha remember them did they only ever come in orange !)

Grabbed the unopened vanilla (Prada condom) Im joking !


I said "I knew I was right when I asked you earlier, if I would be providing good wanking material and you acted dumb !! at that I leant over licked the dildo in his face.

I basically made sure he knew that im bowing out on a high and yes I fucking knew without having to say another word I got dressed and without turning around I would show him the only looser was him and im ok with that.


Put it this way the best things in life are not free fuckface.

roxyfoxy @ 10:52 pm < 0 comments


Love all, trust a few ?

I've just got back from shopping, as soon as I opened the door, there lying on the floor was a pink card from the Police.


My first reaction was "fuck". When I picked it up, I realized no I'm not in trouble, I'm not about to get raided. It was a card informing me, that they had called around to drop off all the evidence, that had been taken from my house last year, due to an incident that had occurred here.


To fill you in the story goes like this. It was the last weekend in September last year, I had been chatting on MSN to this guy from Manchester for around four months.


We had been talking about meeting up for ages. My idea of meeting up would have been pre arranged, as in make a night of it, book a nice Hotel get twisted and generally have a good time.


For what ever reason, each time we got chatting via webcam, meeting up was always mentioned but never materialized. That fateful Saturday early evening, I logged on and he was on line.


I had been on it for most of the day, all of a sudden spur of the moment thing he was checking train times from Manchester to mine.
It was now around 9pm, and he was still at Piccadilly station.


By now, four hours had gone by, there were no direct trains to mine for hours, and the whole situation was starting to piss me off.
Next thing I've suggested, true Roxy style "Don't worry, I'll drive, wait there" now bearing in mind Manchester is 82 miles away from where I live.


I had asked him that rather than me drive, and hit all of the Saturday night town centre traffic, that he would get a cab and meet me as I exited the motorway.


Next thing I no he's still at the station expecting me to no Piccadilly station.
Im getting more stressed by this time, he's blagged me, not only that, he's no use what so ever and keeps telling me to ask a cabbie for directions.


I've just drove for what had seemed forever and I needed a wazzle. This idea by now, thinking back was not one of my best and I knew that, my gut feeling was telling me and I didn't act on it.


I finally reach the station dressed up and this guy in black knocks on my window. Wait for it, !! he looks fuck all like I had expected, his first line was to apologies for his clothing which was black hoodie etc. I like my men to make an effort, what he had on wouldn't have even got him washing my car let alone sitting in it.

At this point all I could think is go back to his and then just drive off.
Be cruel to be kind was what I was thinking, next thing I no I get out at the petrol station not noing what the fuck is going on. Just to let you no this post has been on draft all night I have to keep coming back to it and adding as I don't really find good energy and positive vibes having to remember the whole fucked up situation.

I've never asked for a penny for petrol in all the years I've drove around, but thinking back you would have thought he would have got out the fucking car and offered to pump the gas in, out of respect to a girl who's drove to pick you up.

Anyway the last thing I remember was asking him to lean under behind my seat I drive an Audi TT so there is no back seat (selfish peoples car) some like to call I am far from that.


So all this was maybe midnight on the Saturday evening, next thing I no I wake up feeling fucking horrendous totally dazed and that's putting it mildly. I was naked in my bed, I could here music coming out of my lounge, I walked into my lounge kind of remembering this Eddie guy.

My laptop was cranking out some pirate radio station (as usual)
Tv was on and no Eddie, I went back into my bedroom and looked onto the carpark . Car not there? To cut to the chase not only had he drove off in my near enough brand new car, he'd took my two cell phones rinsed my money and even took my fags.

I had been drugged up for 27 hours I tried to open my door he had even pulled the deadlock on his way out with the loot and locked me in the house. This post could go on for ever so I'll keep it sweet.


My car was found three days later in Manchester with some 13 year old girl at 3am in her pyjamas. I didn't see this one coming and why the hell should I. Im sorry but where I come from you don't expect this to happen to you.


Even the police said he saw you coming maybe he did ?
People have since commented on the nature of how we met OK webcam and. The same thing could have happened if I had met him anywhere, do I never from now on except a drink of anyone.


Maybe no would be the best answer, but why should I let him make me think I cant trust anyone and have company in my house.
Not everyone was dragged up in a gutter.


Loads more to the story but I think I have wasted enough energy with all that. I got awarded when six months later he was found. Forty pounds compensation payable to me via installments !!

So I guess that's what the pink card from the police was,the one I received today. They were returning the sheets from my bed on that night. That were soiled with his semen, the bottle which he had passed me from under my seat which he had dropped whatever it was into, that they had retrieved from the field opporsite my house, which he had fucked out of the car on his way home with my car. All in all the whole lot cost me around two grand to put right! Cheers ! lets here it for Eddie !!!

His time will come ! Bet he never gets the chance to meet anyone like me again !




roxyfoxy @ 5:48 pm < 0 comments


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