Thursday, March 30, 2006

Billy no mates !

Just to say im not amused that this blog has attracted a following of mutes. Only my opinion but not even my midget post got one measly comment.

Im not really arsed about comments as I blog for me and me only, arr Roxy isn't feeling any love.

cuuuum on lets have some drama !!! Or im going to have to remove this feature Haaaaaaa fuck faces

roxyfoxy @ 7:19 pm < 8 comments


Shall i charge per foot ?

Just received this Email, on the site I use. Going down the list it looked better at the time to tick most services, which one of them was "foot worship" I didn't expect for someone to actually be interested in it. What the fuck is foot worship even I don't no so any help gratefully appreciated before I get done for providing misleading information. I don't think I can bear the thought of someone maybe dribbling all over my Jimmy Choos !




Subject:
service - foot worship
hey baby...Found your profile here and love to meet you... Also noticed that you are offering foot worship, I am new to this but keen...thus would you be able to get me started???thank you and looking forward to seeing you...xxx

roxyfoxy @ 6:59 pm < 0 comments


Cheeky Beak (one of my nicknames !)

Had an awesome day, went into the city to sort the final paperwork for the new house gone through sweet. As the old saying goes "not what you no, its who you no" really am truly looking forward to my new pad.

Banked all the wonga from last night, best place for it or it would turn into dust otherwise. Watched another quality movie last night thanks to one of my favorite sites. Go check it out it's pretty dam cool !



http://www.urban75.net/vbulletin/forumdisplay.php?f=4




Drugstore Cowboy, which was just a movie I'd never heard of, fucking awesome especially lying there being able to relate to the story. It drew a tear to my eye watching him give it all up and hearing him say "It's not all bad having a normal life" Hat off to him.



(but don't put it on the bed) !!


I don't no if im going to work this evening feel fucked but im on a role and don't want to stop, I used to go out all night most nights. Few more miles on the speedo, up and down the motorway and ill soon be back in the swing of things.



I want a hot tub in the new house, which will feel even better lying in it knowing you grafted for it !



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Another day another dollar

4.20 Am and am I glad to get back home. Instead of going to bed last night I got a delivery around 5Am ended up spunking loads of poke on 888.com. Yes another vice, was good fun until I was no longer in credit ! Ended up caning half a bottle of Remy Martin which I totally disrespect by mixing it with cherry coke, which was better than going to the store.


I did end up in bed in a drunk state as I can remember leaning over to get a porno from under the bed, and fucking the whole brandy up the wall and all over me !

This led me to getting back up reminding me that I don't do the wet patch side. Decided I would have to go out as I wasn't enjoying skinning up with but ends. Felt like pants, got the papers and decided to go back to bed and chill. Ended up reading a book I was given yesterday from a friend of a friend.


Fucking awesome book "How NOT to be an Entrepreneur" http://www.paulmanning.tv/ check his site out go buy the book.

Finally felt I could face the world around 7PM went and got a electric tan ! Then decided a cheeky one would liven me up for this evening. Got a booking for 9PM at the Hilton result he wanted me for two hours great guy kinda Ronnie Cray type character tax exile living in Marbella. Long massage lots of room service trays of Jack N coke.


Just as I was leaving Sebastian from the previous night wanted me to go around. I like him and enjoy his company but he's like a dog on heat and I mean that. For three hours each hour ending up in another treck to the hole in the wall. Talk about wanking he was making me dizzy "please Kate, two minutes then im nearly there then I promise OMG just give it up ! Another limp coke cock ! Put it away !!

Anyway im going to chill in bed and watch a movie and it wont be a porn lots to do tomorrow stay lucky love n light Roxy x

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Wednesday, March 29, 2006

How many girls have you met that has a better porn collection than you ?

Just found this post from last night dont no why i didnt post it much more detail regarding my last moments leading up to the brandy spillage !!



I wont be able to sleep unless I share what I will refur to from now on as a Roxyism.
I decided about half an hour ago I would go to bed. Took my brandy and coke and a book I am reading from a guy I no. As if by magic think 52 Festival road, I've gone from book to leaping out of bed deciding the porno already in the machine (too much talking remember my remote control problem) Under the bed there's the most amazing collection of porn.



I don't want to show off, but I fucking love my prod movie stash. Anyway, I cant believe im sharing my wank moment !!! The movie starts got my silver bullet, delve into the bag that looks like "scrapheap challenge" remembered the gold bullet that goes with the silver one was in lost property at a Holiday Inn somewhere on the M1.



I found some ass beads, hadn't replaced the batteries from last time (I remember hearing them buzzing on my floorboards before passing out last time) I opened the 3 remotes on the bed. Fucking hell I cant believe I got out of bed to go get the batteries. Infact OMG I have just realized they really are on constant charge for my dildo collection !!!!!!!!



Anyway all good except, I decided the scene on the amateur lesbian movie I had chosen (result) was too good to miss the start. Anyway gave myself the proper orgasm Three men failed to give me. I sat up leant down to take my shoes off (I always wank with my Jimmy Choos or Blahniks on sweety.



Brandy and coke flys up the wall dripping all into my dildo bag ! Fucking hell that's why I got up. Been a long time since I lay on the wet patch xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


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Tuesday, March 28, 2006

Nervous clients catered for !!

Just got in, had a busy day today. Entertained one of my regular clients at 2pm didn't bother getting out of bed until he was on his way. I woke up around 8.30am looked out of the window to see the fucked up tarmac being jetwashed off my drive. I would have made them a coffee but when I looked out of the window, maybe I was being paranoid but the vibe I felt was this was the hooker who's got her car fucked over cause she's screwed someone's husband.


So I just drew the curtains and went back to sleep. Was meant to go to probation for 2'Oclock but received a letter saying it was cancelled due to a strike.

Got ready for Carl who only has hand relief (still the same price) Ha I don't do reductions. He shot his load and I rubbed it into his mouth. Then he goes "fucking hell that tastes rank"

Like he says everytime he loves the buzz at the time then as soon as it's over, all of a sudden we both go back into normal mode. He's like all of a sudden discussing the weather or some bolocks us English like to small talk about. We said the usual client hooker piffle on the doorstep him kind of promising to call me again, me thanking him for cuming Literally toodle pip !



Popped out for my 4O'Clock appointment which involved tanning and my Brazilian wax. I love getting that done, I love the way she makes me hold my thong to one side why she lines up the wax. Maybe one day she'll just go down on me ! In your dreams Rox !!

Took a call from a guy called Sebastian who booked me for 8 o'clock fucking hell he must have called me another 5 times. He was in denial he kept telling me he wasn't a looser who couldn't get a girl. He kept justifying how fit he was etc, I put him at ease and told him it was only a bit of fun. Fuck me, I think the complete opposite a looser in my eyes is going without sex.



Anyway got ready and landed there around 7.30 PM typical client directions fucking wak ! I walked down the drive knocked on the door wrong door ! Me black dress on mink fur on, fuck me shoes get the picture. This guy answers the door" I'm like hi babes how you doing" All of a sudden wife from hell comes to see what's going on. This could have gone tits up, all of a sudden Sebastian opens the door to the right. Oops sorry wrong house.


He was cool about it which was good. I was glad too, Keith and Brenda would be none the wiser if I'd said "Avon Calling"


Anyway, sorted out the wonga then all of a sudden cant remember how "The Devils Dandruff" was mentioned. Im like rack um up then he's giving it the large, I have got some but it's my mates he left it here. Don't get me wrong, but if you have got gear and mention it then fucking get it out. As if your mates going to leave his gak at you house.

He then comes back with maybe an Oz, I look at the coaster he's sprinkled the smallest few flakes I've ever seen. I spill more on the floor than he's put out. I chop it up well try it's that really flakey clumpy stuff. He's like where's mine ? I'm sorry but any connoisseur of Columbian would never come out with all that bullshit. Anyway he lay on the sofa im like go get some more gak. Which I don't think is unreasonable, but what is, is fucking getting your stash out and then using it as a control weapon. What the fuck is that all about little boy ! Im not greedy but where I come from you don't fucking do gear and be told when and how much you can have.


It makes me laugh, why is he trying to blagg me it's his (wait for it) best mates stash and he's looking after it ! I'm like rack um up ! How dare he get it out then say "another one" As if you have a bag of Gak rack ONE up and keep going out the room to stash it. Anyway what peasant style lines I was allowed it was fucking rocket fuel. Gave him a good fucking as he lay on the rug, I got on the sofa before my knees got carpet burns.



He lay on the floor wanking for me, I just love a man lying there wanking even better if I had a man lying on my bed an catching him cracking one off fucking yes please.

These women who moan they caught there man wanking im like I have to wank about that happening, where's my secret wanker !!

Anyway thanked Sebastian for his hospitality which he then replied you only want me for my coke !! Purrlease the half OZ that will still be there next year. My mans chatting like he's Pablo Escabar. I even said can I buy some off you. I won't even repeat the piffle he came out with !




Anyway, flew up to the next motorway junction for my next client. Why I no that his gear was pukka all of a sudden im driving like a cunt. (Sorry hate that word but I was) Grinding my teeth smoking like a bitch think it could have been the weather, was pissing down and my Audi doesn't hold wet roads too well. Landed at my next clients house he was a proper darling but he was in denial too. Had to listen to him justifying my presence as his wife had just had a baby. Ok, but six months is not really OK I had to tell him. He did ask, but six months turns in to twelve months which all of a sudden single beds. Next thing you no it's never mentioned again.



I can't get my head around it, how can you not want to get fucked. Im not getting deep but the thought of being one of those people that can take it or leave it. Imagine being one the many women I will have to say, only going by what I no. Not really met any men that this applies too, but they wouldn't care if they never had to see another cock again. Now that's fucked up.

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Saturday, March 25, 2006

Requiem for a Dream

Holy Moly ! Said I was going to watch Requiem for a dream last night. OMG is that the most fucked up movie ever. I fucking loved it, I was sitting watching it smoking some nice skunk weed, crist its an edgy movie really unnerving all the same it rocked.

If anyone has never seen it and has an interest in drugs and addiction then watch it. "I gonna be on television" that was so funny. I enjoyed the movie that much that I even watched the special added features. The work that went into making the movie and the makeup was amazing. Especially the makeup for Jarod letos gammy arm yuk! There are just as good scenes that had to be deleted that they show you because they would have slowed down the pace of the movie, and had to be cut.

Can you believe that the picture on my sidebar is from the movie and i didn't even realize.

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Friday, March 24, 2006

Roxyfoxy and the 8th dwarf

Had a bootycall last night in the name of Duncan. Anyway I land there around well Roxy time. It was a beautiful Victorian three story mews with a big sign saying "Duncan's pets and garden store.

I rang the bell the door opened it was like something out of Snow White. Duncans only a fucking midget. Welcome to size really does matter the three story mansion above the shop really was tailored to suit Duncan. Right down to the pool table had been converted to midgetland.

When I lay on the bed that hadn't been lowered i really thought he was joking when he asked me for a hand up on the bed. Wonder how many people can say they have fucked a dwaf he gave me a good seeing too though !

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If only my school reports could have been this good !

A few satisfied punters !





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bungalow (46)
07/03/2006 23:33
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very friendly very sexy enjoyed my hour.guys contact her soon you wont regret it.xxx
Charger1975 (
34)
06/03/2006 15:24



pjk44 (1)
03/03/2006 21:35
Positive
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Very nice time great lady
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24/02/2006 17:15
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lovely hour spent with a very sexy lady this is a must boys & Girls
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03/02/2006 01:27
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fine looking woman and great fun. Will go again.
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30/01/2006 22:49
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Awesome girl wt/ beautiful brunette features. Would book again and longer next time.
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0)
21/01/2006 10:47
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no response to my booking form
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I have had no emails or booking requests from this person
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16/01/2006 16:20
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16/01/2006 16:20
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Rude, doesn't reply to calls and downright dissapointing AVOID
Response:
This man was not a genuine client as you will see by his account now being deleted.
Mozza.looking (
-1)
15/01/2006 20:57
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Didn't reply to booking request
akt666 (
1)
14/01/2006 23:59
Negative
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She didnot contact me
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All i can do is appologise, i am reliable but was laid up in bed with no access to my p.c so sorry x
Horny_Student (0)
16/01/2006 16:20
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Rude, doesn't reply to calls and downright dissapointing AVOID
Response:
This man was not a genuine client as you will see by his account now being deleted.



Ha "I am reliable" few clients there that look like they got blown out more than likely due to drugs !

Anyway got a client booked now hes just called me, result i was just thinking i could do with a fuck.

roxyfoxy @ 7:51 pm < 0 comments


I reckon i can convert these into repeat business. "Always have a healthy pipeline"

Here are few of my Emails from my working website ! (including all contact from gimp man)




Hi thereCan you tell me how to go abour booking a meeting? How much notice would you need?Also, would you object to me bringing a camera to take some personal "souvenir" shots (don't have to include face shots and you would have total control of the content)?Hope to hear from youxxP.S. Stunning by the way!



Hi there, sorry to bother you as i know you must be very busy. Im slaveboy, a young looking 32yr old sub/slave from *%$&**??.Im currently seeking a Mistress who will use me and train me as she sees fit. Im not sure if this is something you might be interested in but i can only hope! Im 6ft1, good looking and totally submissive with few limits.I can serve most eves in the week to suit Mistresses needs.I dont care what my role will be aslong as i am owned and used as a slave.May i be of ANY use to you Miss?sb.xxxxxxx


Are you free tomorrow in birmingham,holiday in ******. Can you text me please because i dont want alot of people knowing my business.077********, im ajay and you look hot ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh


Ty Miss.Im living back at parents for a while untill i get a place of my own.Hobbies include the gym, golf and F1.My passion is servitude naturally though and to this end i am a 100% genuine sub/slave.Will be free weekday eves mainly after 4.30 Miss.xxx



Hi i am zoe and interested in a girl to join me for adult partiesif this interests you e-mail me your number to call you for a chat you will get paidthanks for your time luv zoe x p.s your hot girlfriend



Hi im Tom 22young and fit and im with my girl tracey 20 lapdancer, bi and very sexy. Basically we are looking for a girl for 3somes with us. we wud like to meet you for a few hours either at a hotel or at our home? we did it once b4 and the experience was unbelieveable.. all we ask is that your really dirtylet me know your thoughts and we acan chat more about itmany thanksTom and traceyps and how much?



Thats after binning the timewaster posts !






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Spit or swallow ! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Posted by Picasa

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If men want sex they'll find it. Cynthia Payne

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Looks like shes thinking what im thinking ! Posted by Picasa

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"Sawatdee Kaa".

Cracked open a bottle of Cabernet Sauvignon at 10.20am this morning, advert runs from today thank god just done my first client of the day.

I've been praying for rain for the last few days to wash away the technicolour dreamcoat off my tarmac. Guess what its still there, im gutted. Maybe ill get a client today who may have something in his white van to sort the problem out. All about networking !

I've just booked my Christmas holiday flying out on boxing today to Thailand yippey ! My dad lives out there and I haven't been over for two years so im really looking forward to that.

Im thinking about doing a Friday special offer today to get the punters in, I really need to double my wonga this week. The new house is proving costly so if anyone has any ideas shout them out. What about the bogoff offer buy one get one free kind of thing. As in two pop shots for the price of one I need to do something this expensive lifestyle is taking its toll. Plus I need a botox topup !

My slave is coming over later for a trial run I've made a huge list of things I need doing

Ironing (which usually costs me 30 notes a week)
Valet my car
Groom the cats
and a general spring clean !!

If anyone can enlighten me what this is all about then let me no I hope it doesn't involve him cracking one off while hes hovering !!

postman just delivered two new movies I heard about so I ordered them they are not new movies but someone recommended them Requiem for a dream and Drugstore Cowboy so ill watch them inbetween despunking clients throughout the day.

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Wednesday, March 22, 2006

The color purple

Well I've been told to get blogging so here is this weeks latest drama. Knock knock on the door on Monday morning, 7.20am im thinking hello what's going on here. I looked out of the window and my neighbors standing outside saying "I think you need to come and have a look at your car"

I ran downstairs and look at my shiny red sports car which is now a shade of purple "some wanka has fucked a whole tin of purple emulsion paint all over the hood and down the side of the car. What the fuck ! I was absolutely stunned. I had to drive to the jet wash couldn't see a dam thing out of the window. Luckily as it was a water based paint most of it has come of I wish I had thought at the time to take a picture then you could have seen the state of my car!

The tarmac on my drive and the road where it has dripped on is fucked who on a earth has done this. I was so angry but I guess shit happens. I have come to realize that having nice cars is not the way forward to much of a liability. I haven't slept much this week thinking that something else is going to happen but what can I do.

On another note I keep getting emails from guys that want to be my slave kind of gimps ! so I thought why not, sod it if they want to come and be told what to do by me, do my ironing and generally pander to my every need lets have it.

I don't know how long I can put up with the ''yes miss, no miss'' thing but we will see. Pity I hadn't took the idea up earlier on in the week and he could have cleaned my car for me!

I'll keep you posted on gimp man I've received some photos of him and he's very cute !

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Friday, March 17, 2006

Back on track today except missing the Cheltenham Gold Cup due to oversleeping Opps ! Took a trip to the chemist this morning, so that little drama has now been sorted. Just had a visit from a lovely client called Tom he really did look like Ken Dodd except he didn't want a tickle stick he wanted a belt. I had to put him over my knee and give him a good spanking, he was such a lightweight ! He really was I only belted him twice and he begged for mersey.

No sex was involved I think that was due to him a having a tiddler, at one stage when the condom went on (well just about) I really did think how on earth is that going to get in imagine stooping on a button mushroom !!

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Thursday, March 16, 2006

Will i ever stop looking at the side of the bed for money ?

Concerning whores: anyone who thinks it immoral or exploitive or dishonest to "pay a person to pretend to care about you" has obviously never flown first-class, or gone to a psychiatrist, or a hairdresser, or eaten in a restaurant, or talked to a bartender they didn't know.


Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.


I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy.

Men need to be despunked regularly. It's when they're not getting a regular despunking that they start causing problems. I call that a service, not a nuisance.

Prostitutes believe in marriage. It provides them with most of their trade.

Prostitution seems to be a problem. But what's the problem? Fucking is okay. Selling is okay. So why isn't selling fucking okay?

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Buy in bulk more economical nothing worse than running out of supplies ! Posted by Picasa

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A virtual kiss from me xxxxxxx Posted by Picasa

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Do we really need more posts

Im sure this blog is going through a rough time I've just found myself going through loads of previous posts. Apart from needing a joyrider tablet for the giddiness I think my posts are becoming unreadable. Or is it me ? I can only sit here and type what my brain is relaying back. What I type is only the tip of the iceberg what first springs to mind when I create a new post. As im only posting weekly rather than daily. I wonder what would happen if I started posting every day instead of as and when. Mmmm maybe, it is not as though I would be stuck for words I think it could be scary. That's the trouble with bloging with me I worry about being judged, as I do in the real world but this is real you couldn't make it up! Maybe I should think about sharing more of what's going on. Fuck well its 9am I have a meeting 30 miles away with the new house builders who are expecting me to go and pick tiles kitchen, bathroom suite etc. Im so angry that the house hasn't even got the fuckin roof on yet and already I am going to have to cancel what ive had in my diary for weeks. Oh well no point sitting here beating myself up about it. Lets just make sure it wont happen again ! The next thing on my agenda today will be to take a trip to the chemist to get the morning after pill. Great a burst condom last night only the 2nd time it has happened which is still not great, but it made it a little better that he was one of my favorite clients instead of some stranger which made me throw up after when I thought of it. Must be a phycological thing and it is known to always seem to burst when your doing doggy. Anyway stay lucky love n light Roxy xx

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Help

I have noticed that my posts would read loads better if i knew how to paragraph them properly. Everytime i try it works ok on preview but when i add the post it just appears in a huge block regardless of me using spacing. Please someone help me its driving me nuts and making my posts look blockey. Helpppppppppp xxxx

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Watch my sacks don't explode

Well im going to attempt to make sense its 5am and yet again im indulging in a midweek drugs fest. I really thought that id overcome these Wednesday binges. Why they always stand out is because obviously a Wednesday binge will then be Thursday and Thursday morning is binmen day. This is hideously funny so ill begin. Sitting here one early morning last summer and I heard the door knock. I peered down the stairs and saw what I thought was the old bill, all I could see was a fluorescent coat. I go down the stairs open the door and its this really sexy binman standing there. Bearing in mind im totally fucking twatted still fully dressed up eyes like saucers, him standing there expecting to see some half asleep jim jammed up person. Im like hi all oblivious that its 6am. He then showed me a jagged vase that I had smashed during the week and he had a piece of paper in his hand, that appeared to have a red poppy like pattern on it.

He said is this your vase I said yes the guys fucking going mad lifts up his leg and shows me what my vase had done to his leg. He started walking off when all of a sudden bare footed miss coked up bitch started running after him shouting I think we can come to some sort of arrangement. Bearing in mind I was on heat gagging for it I then lay across the boot of my TT and said come on then sexy ill make it up to you. Now bearing in mind that things like this do not happen, he started running up the street he fucking shit himself. Anyway at this point I still was totally oblivious to his leg gashing blood and his anger. I ran after him saying, oy come back that's my letter give it back.

So im chasing this poor garbage man, who will probably never work again up the road. Still not realizing this is the letter I had already thrown away is what he had retrieved from the bag with the smashed vase which was nearly as big as the black sack, hence him knocking my door. (Big Mistake) with this huge mother fucking vase I had tossed in the bag with the tea bags like you do.

It wasn't until I got in and looked at the letter that I realized that the red poppies where not a pretty pattern but his blood that had dripped all over the paper. I had been totally oblivious to what I had caused. All I no was it never occurred to me what was happening I just well im not even going to picture it I cant, me lying over the bonnet as my neighbors are rising and shining seeing fucked up bitch trying to crack onto and being big time blown out by this man I really thought was gagging for it as much as I was. Every week now I hear them beep beep the whole wagon looking at my house.

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Sunday, March 12, 2006

Who needs a man !

To me love me xx This is my moving in gift ( as the new house is nearly ready !) Posted by Picasa

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Saturday, March 11, 2006

Fake it Baby !

Boo !

Well after my relapse I thought I'd better get back to keeping this thing going. Its the only thing as far as I can remember I haven't got bored of. Im totally on my arse at the moment as I haven't been working properly for nearly two weeks. Also to top it all off, I took some antibiotics and they gave me thrush and a throbbing beaver. I looked in the mirror and my pride and joy had turned bright red, instead of the usual silky velvet texture when I stroked it, it was sore and leathery. I wouldn't have minded if id have been banged senseless, not out of action due to a medical reason. Can you believe that the first booking I had after all that, was a guy called Roger that booked me to perform a whole hour of oral. It got of to a bad start when he got half way up my stairs and had trod mud into my cream carpet. I made him take his trainers off and told him they had seen better days. I also commented that the first thing women look at in a man where there shoes. It fell on deaf ears, next thing I noticed as he got on the bed next to me his fingers and nails were black. I said do you mind going and washing them if they are going anywhere near me. He said I don't use them just my tongue ! Just go and fucking wash them. After that I couldn't take to him. I did the decent thing and faked the first orgasm we then had a little chat regarding his love of giving oral. He really prided himself on being the best, to hear him talk no one could ever lick like he could. I let him stay down there until Gordon Ramseys kitchen nightmares had finished. I then had to think about my delicate bean which by now had completely had enough of his dull technique. As he had stated earlier, when I asked him, if he knew if a girl was faking it or not, he said he had no idea. So I pulled of an Oscar performance to be proud of, right from the screams to begging him to stop as I couldn't take anymore of the way he had made me explode. I then said that's when you no you made a girl cum ! Then instead of getting up like what normally happens he kneeled up and just started staring at me. That started to bother me, how can I explain well in a normal situation it would be cool, but bearing in mind this mans a stranger I no nothing about him ive let him into my house it is a very freeky thing to deal with. I told him I didn't like it he then said other girls had said the same thing. I don't think he was the full ticket I couldn't wait to shut the door behind him.

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Thursday, March 09, 2006

Ive Fallen Off The Waggon Big Time (I'll be back soon x)

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