Saturday, December 31, 2005

Just a few tips to make your session risk free Haa

How considerate of someone to dedicate a site to ensuring you get the most out of your buzz. (bless)

Safer dancing:

If you're out larging it all night, be careful not to overdo it. If you start to get too hot, move to a cooler area or chill out for a bit. Try and drink a pint of water an hour (not alcohol) and splash a bit of water on your head and neck to keep your temperature down. Loosen your clothes and take time out to let your body cool down. Don't go to the other extreme and stand outside in a Gale Force Ten wind as shock may set in. Make sure you don't get too cold and have something warm to put on. Serious problems:If you see any of the following get medical help immediately:

Cocaine: for those rich enough to overdose, expect them to be confused and dizzy with a dry throat. Their breathing will be erratic with short gulps followed by deep gulps.


Recovery Position:If they are still breathing, turn them on their front with their head sideways. Bend their upper arm and leg and straighten the other arm parallel to their leg

Coming Down

After a hard night's partying it's important to wind down and let your body recover. Smoking strong weed or skunk to help you come off uppers like ecstasy can sometimes increase the feelings of anxiety and paranoia and make matters worse.Using downers like Valium, Termazepam and heroin are risky because you're using drugs that are more physically addictive than E, speed or acid, and you might start to rely on them.Hammering down the booze isn't too clever either as the alcohol dehydrates your body making you feel twice as bad next day. It's better to drink non-alcoholic fluids and let your body come down naturally. Eat well, take it easy and relax. The next day:The effects of some drugs can last well into the next day and even longer. Some users can feel disorientated, tired, irritable and even paranoid or anxious after a hard night. The day after a mental night, try and take it easy, eat well, put your feet up in front of the tele and give your body a chance to recover fully.That way you'll be fit, healthy and ready for the next session!

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Friday, December 30, 2005

Call 999 my ass ate my dildo

Oh lordy, thought id share this hideously amusing tale with you. Having finally got into bed this morning i began fucking myself with two dildos but as i was wrecked i missjudged the size of one of my dildos and grabbed a dildo that was too small. All of a sudden the dildo in my ass was literally up my ass, shit was i in the horrors ! i really thought i needed to call 999 can you imagine what was going through my mind. I had to stoop on the bed and push and all all of a sudden the dildo shot out like a fuckin bullet. Did i learn my lesson no i just delved back into my bag of toys and got a bigger one out and finished the job off !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Thursday, December 29, 2005

Ive called in the experts

Well before you jump the gun im not going into rehab and have not been sectioned. Ive been pondering over this blog and ive decided to seek expert help. Its not happening, i thought over time it would all fall into place and id be rocking. Its starting to really nause me so hopefully soon it will have a better layout with better features.

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This is for all you peasents who pass by and dont say hola kiss my ass !!!

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Thursday, December 22, 2005

Have I seen daylight recently ?

Well its now 2.29 pm and im just about to call it a day. Just waiting for my ready made meal to heat. God this is so slack im living like a peasant ! Well not quite im on the tesco finest range last nights dinner the next day no wonder im looking pastey ! Another day which will be spent in bed I think I've done another cheeky midweek sesh. Couldn't even get past Wednesday without going on a bender. Oh well no point doing it if your gonna regret it. Right im going to sleep nite nite xx

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I've lost the plot

For fucks sake, I've just experienced another chemical booty call. Lately all I seem to have been doing is having the hots for 21 year old boys Haaaaaa ! I've just used and abused another chemical fuck. Two pumps and a squirt he was, I nearly said hey speedy !!! I bet hell be wanking over me well into the new year. I figured this out I reckon that you could have the most amazing sex with someone, wanking over it for ages after, but however good it was, it doesn't stay fresh in your wank bank forever. So it always needs updating, and when your lying there with nothing to think about, that's when it needs updating. That's when you no things are bad ! That's where I come into it I wonder how many men as we speak are knocking one of wanking over me. Ok on average I see 10 clients per week (that's narrowing it down!) so 40 per month so 480 per year not counting ladies ! Nice !!!!!!!!

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Four days until christmas lets rock

Cant think of two much to write tonight. When i feel like this maybe i shouldnt write. Loosing interest again as no one is reading this oh well ! Went to a spirital evening this week which was pretty cool especially as she picked me out from the crowd with a message. Apparantly i have lots of questions that need answering and she advised that i keep a journal. She said that i focus on one thing but that turns huge maybe thats those mind altering experiences i tend to have. She said i have lots of love around me and i need to ask for help and guidence. It spooked me out big time i face started sweating when she addressed me who nos. Finished of my christmas shopping this evening hope people dont notice that ive shopped on a budget. I wouldnt mind if i was broke but i guess they have had to suffer as ive more than likely put far too much poke up my nose. Ive been in court this week cant be arsed to explaine why maybe i will next time but im on probation and have been put on a drug reahbiitation course so maybe ill be rich again this time next year. Bye love me xxx

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Friday, December 16, 2005

I dont think i like cocaine i just like the smell of it !

Well this is getting quite ridiculous if i may say so. Its now 3.42am and i cant sleep. No prozac left no sleeping pills so ive just banged a ready made bangers n parsnip mash in the microwave lovellllly! for fucks sake oh well at least its weight watchers all these dramas of lately have not done my figure any good. Ill shut up i dont want to go all Bridget Jones on myself asif ! im that overtierd i cant even be bothered to delve into my wank bank material. Mmm this tucker is tasteing like it should have michelin stars must be wrecked no diet food tastes good. Wonder what will happen today i think i need to do some work i cant afford to stay up any longer. Ive decided to stay on the waggon now hopefully the festive season wont tempt me !!!!!!!!!!!

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Thursday, December 15, 2005

Dear Santa please can I have some botox

Shit Rox u really need a few days at Champneys, crikey I look like a trout. I cant stop looking at my nose, and no, not from the nose candy from a client a few weeks ago who decided to kick fuck out of me. He turned from jekel to Hyde all because he had coke cock and couldn't cum so it was all my fault. I guess that's the risk you take when you open your door to strangers.


How dare that piece of shit pondlife scum lay his hands on me I didn't see that coming. Lets just say when his time comes he'll wish he had never met me. So I guess that's why im feeling ugly and scrutinizing my face, I've never been knocked out by a man in my life.


Anyway im still standing yet again. Haven't slept again for 2 days due to this fucking laptop ! had to turn my phones of to avoid clients. Infact im actually sacrificing every single call just so I don't have to hear the sound of a client asking me where are you located(It categorically states in my advert where im based) cristal clear, I don't hate all my clients I have many awesome ones just the timewasters that you have to deal with in between.


Anyway im still in my pj's well in between whipping them off I cant stop frigging today im on heat. I must get a new TV in my boudouir I find it very unnecessary that the remote wont work I had to jump off the bed with the dildos still buzzing inbetween my legs to fastforward it. I love sucking cock more than urmm ? trust me I do. But I cant stand watching cocks being sucked on porn movies so that's why I could have done with a functional control. Times ticking on have to go out soon but ill take my laptop with me. Thank god for my hat collection.

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My 7.30 client came well prepaired

Couldnt resist taking a pic of my clients bag of goodies, better than a bunch of flowers ! the only person ive ever met with more toys than me !!! laters xx

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Happy Birthday Roxy

Yes another year passes another birthday spent in my bed like the last 3 I think. It all started off good went out for a Thai meal with my family. As soon as I got home,(I had sealed the deal before the main course had even been served) ended up on a mammoth bender back at mine with my dealer ! at least I got laid couldn't even get out of bed the next day.

Had a little cry as I always do on the 9th December which is my birthday. For as long as I can remember I do even as a child I did at my parties ! Oh well maybe next year will be better. Its only another day. Well I will add my birthday pics for now, lots has happened but for some reason im not in a typing mood so ill try again later.

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Friday, December 02, 2005

Still partying my pants off

Well here I am back again, I had all good intentions of going to bed at 11pm but all of a sudden out of the blue I felt like I had jumped off a cloud ! infact I was yet again buzzing my tits of lost track of time and took a call at 3am from surprise surprise another fellow coke head who had been on a bender probably on the same gear I had as he was local.


He passed the test as soon as I clarified he was on my lever couldn't of faced a client not on the level. Payed me some nice crisp wonger crossed my palm or nose should I say with more nose candy and I had now got a new edition to my never ending bender. To top it all of he was fit as fuck and chatted enough shit to blend in with my waffle.

Had fun until the same old downer developed the coke cock reared its ugly head as if I was bothered I made sure I came first id had enough by then so hes just left in a cab at 7.20 am. Just seen my first comments on this blog im well chuffed bring it on.

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Approaching my third day on the Peruvian flake

Helloooooooo OOps I did it again ! no surprise there is it. Cant really add too much sense this evening as im fucking wrecked. Ill continue from yesterday I took a phone call at 6am this morning from some guy that I instantly clicked with on the phone. He landed at my house with another 3 grams of coke and a rageing hard on. He was cute but seemed to take it like we were gonna get married ! im just so used to being on my own I cant be arsed with men hanging around me.

Anyway kicked him out around 10am trying to expaine to him that I had to call it a day I guess he was disappointed but that's not my problem. Went over to a friends house during the day and went completely in the horrors ended up scoring another gram on the way home and a bottle of Courvoisier. Shall I scare myself and tot up what's gone into my body during this recent relapse shall we call it. OK lets go

7 grams of cocaine
one magnum of champayne
2 vodka's and cokes
half a bottle of Courvoisier
one bottle of white grenache vino
one bottle of white wine
3 spliffs
at least 60 cartier cigarettes
10 sniffs of poppers (approx)
5 fake orgasms
and a face that looks like a boot !!!

Shit Roxy how do you do it girl !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I should really start rapping this ridiculous session up but for once I've actually got to much coke left its like rocket fuel im gurning like a bitch and my minds racing around its making me dizzy. My emotions today have gone up and down more times than a god nos cant think of anythink witty to compare at this time of night. I went from hosepipe jobby in the car to mike myers on crack WTF xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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Thursday, December 01, 2005


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