Saturday, April 29, 2006

Whats love got to do with it ?

Had a pretty boring evening until I went to bed around 11.30am, knew I should be working this evening, first time for ages I haven't been fucked on a Friday night. Glad I stuck to my guns last night by not indulging.


So I was fresh, ready to rock if a call came in. Phone started getting hot around 1am, I was shmoozing in my bed, I had done the laundry, and was lying naked in my fresh Egyptian Versace linen. Mmmmm.


Around 1.30 Am I took a call from that client I mentioned a while back. The one who fucked me over the pool table. So I landed at his feeling fresh, no gak no Brandy Zilch !! Left around 5.15 Am, totally spannered, he doesn't even make it into the blog this time. At least he realized im providing a service not sitting there cause im bored !! Asif !!

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Dirty Stopout !

This is crazy, but every Friday night for as long as I can remember ive been, totally fucked. Went to one of my regular clients last night and he booked me for an all nighter.


I don't do too many of these, they are big earners but no money is good money when your not maxing it out and having fun. So I don't usually do them. However one of my regular clients booked me I landed there around 12.20 am when he had arrived back from his business meeting. He had requested I sort some sniff out. This is the guy I shock out with and have loads of fun. But we have never seen each other straight.


When I landed at his I was banging his door I could see the prod movie blasting out of his lounge.

I was just about to go and he landed at the door. I woke up For the first time in so long, up in bed, with a guy and we were spooning and snuggling up it was quality.

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Check out how long it took me to get to the point

5.56am created last post, 7.55am blogged it !!!! WTF

nearly two hours LMAO

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"Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with special horror"

This is totally hideous what happened to me yesterday. I cant believe im even telling you what really happened.


For the last few days I've had to keep myself busy, as I've been having a new bathroom fitted. Yippy a lush bath after six months of not knowing if im going to end up in chatty chattys bedroom. That would have been the final straw.


What a peasant, using sellotape to cover the crack I caused, actually to be fair it's more like a crater

This Is the aftermath I had caused, having decided to take a dip whilst high on "The Devils Dandruff"


I was in a webcam chat room at the time, and for some reason, why I say that, is I am not a bath person. Number one I don't wish to bathe in my own muck, and the other reason being is,


I guess I have become to associate fuck, Roxy you did It again as In, I've snorted that much gak, that only a bath will do . ????


I guess, growing up we were a shower and bidet family and that's all !


I don't no how even I have managed to be telling one story then realize I've created two. OK im just going to type , I no what I mean !!



Yesterday (The bath story can wait and it's true, and funny as fuck nearly as good if not better than the midget story, as soon as I get an Im from someone, I will reveal.)

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Ok, yesterday I decided I would Fanny around for the day, it was a full day at that, I had to get into routine mode. I learned how to use the alarm function LOL set it for 8am I had to cover every angle of my life as in, bathroom man in my space for two days, how did I ever get up when I lived the 9-5 life it seems to be a distant memory.


So had to change my screen saver which states "Everyday is a test of survival" and until you get it right you keep coming back.

But also random porn related shit.
So getting to the point, Haaa !! I ended up going shopping with this French girl who I have become friends with, since meeting at my Spanish night school class. I class her as my, well one and only non chemical user I shock out with.


Used to love that word, don't no if anyone else uses it in my sense.


I decided today, I would have, one of my kind of large it days, which are generally good as I do really have to turn off my cell, which for once, clients have not caused me to do this.


Got dressed, this was really practical if I may say so ! I wore some funky retro army style cargo pants accesorised with Sunny Mandela shades, Vivian Westwood gold strappy high wedges.


Im standing in one of those long ques in John Lewis, so Roxy in que, holding some slinky turquoise French knickers. All of a sudden, I must have lost my balance, and stumbled to the ground, I remember going down like a skittle.


So, all of a sudden "she's fainted" I've gone from, in the horrors, due to embarrassment, to Bafta performance going along with "she's fainted" "quick get her a chair" "move out the way" Loads of concerned women all of a sudden "that's happened to me" "maybe your anemic" "Has anyone got a sugar cube" I haven't even confessed this to my friend !! that i had'nt really fainted. But when you dress like a bint, i guess this is your own doing !!


In other words, I love earning the poke and having fun, but situations like these when your a hustler are few and far between. Day's off ! I guess that's what makes my white lines taste so sweet.

This is hilarious, maybe only to me but Im gonna tell you anyway.

I am going to have to cut this post as im not getting to the point.


RoxyFoxy, should not be allowed to blog whilst smoking skunk, it's wrong But you no, when I do it reminds me, anything that is white is not as green as it looks !!

Go Roxy !
I no I was going to fuck off, but I wanted to share the best bit about blogging for me that makes me howl. When you drop a post bearing in mind at the time, you are thinking your the best writer since Shakespeare !

You then do a spell check, the minute my finger ticks that button, it starts trying to replace my lingo, type Roxy and you get rosy posy, fuck is the worse it trys to replace it with Fuji !

P.S feel free to tell me If this latest post should be binned !


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Thursday, April 27, 2006

Morning Glory

I've just seen my second client of the day and it's only 11.30am. My 10am client client has just had to come all the way back as he had left his walking stick ! LOL

I think he was that happy that he had been able to shoot his load having discovered Viagra for the very first time . His appointment had to be perfectly timed as he had told me what time he was going to drop his magic blue pill.

My second client was a nervous shaking wreck which I think caused him to spurt out utter piffle, he said "can I feel your tits'' then "can I finger you, then he said "can I go down on you" mmmmm yes please !!! He then told me he would be going home to screw his wife. I asked him why and he said that it would really turn him on. Somehow I dont think she would be feeling the same way.

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Wednesday, April 26, 2006

"The art of comunication is listening to what the other person is saying"

I have been asked if i can make it so anyone can leave comments on this site, rather than only if you have a blog. I have changed the settings for now and ill see how we go with that.

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Monday, April 24, 2006

Wrong but it works x

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24 hours took 15 posts LOL

Have I really dropped 15 posts on one session that's scary where did it all come from

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Class

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Put it away

Still on one, its all just gone really tits up my friend D same guy from last Sunday, it was my fault as i kind of let him no i was still awake.

Really wasnt expecting him to land. It was one of them, i could have done without another bad start to the week. Knock on the door and to me maybe its a hustler thing but i dont like unexpected knocks on the door. Anyway i was pleased to see him. But hes my friend and has been for years but i dont want to screw him.

He got so offended but as he left said we will always be sweet. Ill post the pic we took for a joke. Believe me this picture was a joke mock up last year sometime. Thats why im posting it it turned out good i took it to send to the girl we were waiting for. Saying hurry up !!!

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Lord and Lady of the manor !

As you no Maxwell and Tallulah Belle are part of me so have to ride this same crazy at times path.

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The Brothel Creeper

I would just like to say I hadn't really had time to take in what I have just blogged regarding the Guardian article but now I've run out of coke and had just read it.

I knew, if I may say so, and as it happens this is my blog, not a
forum not a chatroom, not some punter whose paid for it, so I can say what I like and be able to say my usual off the cuff at times (chat shit which is an art in its self !!)

Be able to drop at times bad clangers, im queen of them. Typical Saggitarean, But I knew that article as soon as I clocked it, I want to meet this man. It stands a chance, and it wouldn't surprise me if we haven't already met He could be the new George McCoy!!

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Sunday, April 23, 2006

This is what you would see if you were sitting on my carsey !

Desiderata

by Max Ehrman

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Go placidly amid the noise and the haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.

As far as possible, without surrender, be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly; and listen to others,
even to the dull and ignorant;
they too have their story.

Avoid loud and aggressive persons; they are vexatious to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others, you may become vain or bitter,
for always there will be greater and lesser persons than yourself.

Enjoy your achievements as well as your plans.
Keep interested in your own career, however humble;
it is a real possession in the changing fortunes of time.
Exercise caution in your business affairs, for the world is full of trickery.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is;
many persons strive for high ideals, and everywhere life is full of heroism.

Be yourself. Especially do not feign affection.
Neither be cynical about love;
for in the face of all aridity and disenchantment,
it is as perennial as the grass.

Take kindly the counsel of the years,
gracefully surrendering the things of youth.
Nurture strength of spirit to shield you in sudden misfortune.
But do not distress yourself with dark imaginings.
Many fears are born of fatigue and loneliness.
Beyond a wholesome discipline, be gentle with yourself.

You are a child of the universe
no less than the trees and the stars;
you have a right to be here.
And whether or not it is clear to you,
no doubt the universe is unfolding as it should.

Therefore be at peace with God,
whatever you conceive Him to be.
And whatever your labors and aspirations,
in the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul.

With all its sham, drudgery and broken dreams,
it is still a beautiful world.
Be cheerful.
Strive to be happy.

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Create your own dreams and follow them until they are a reality

"How obvious is it by my mood that someone's tried to really nail me tonight"

sorry but the last time I was down I very nearly didn't get back up, but it's all good, because all the people that made me feel that way, "thankyou" and I mean that,

because that feeling of getting back up was the best buzz I have ever had and ever will better than any high money could buy ! I often think how I would love to have a friend like me Love n light xxx Enjoy my poem x

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"The whore fuck is the purest fuck of all."

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Sorry Girls dont hate on me x

Check this link out

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Roxy got fucked good

So much has happened since last night. If your wondering what the picture is for here goes. First time I met Chris I had to comment on his overgrown pubic hair set up. I really think men need to be told that it is not cool to expect a good blow job when you haven't bothered or in most mens cases been totally oblivious to the fact that you need preening.


Most of the time I don't bring it up as I learned my lesson ages ago when I casually commented to a client that he needed to sort it out. Bad move I watched his cock go from boner to drowned rat he literally went in the horrors and I had to leave the hotel. But Chris has a nice looking cock so a few months ago in a mashed up state I started shearing well kind of however I thought he really liked it so next time I saw him he had let it go again. So last night when I landed there this is what was in the bathroom and he showed me his attempt. I did take a picture but its too rude and its a mess. All over the shop I did promise I would sort it out but the best thing to do is start again. It should be compulsory that no girl should have to have her face embedded in a nest when giving head !


I've had a good night but yet again coke cock !! Oh well I made sure I came to be fair Chris is a good fuck I could live with being fucked by him. Hes got a think about stockings well nylons as he likes to call them. I really was making the most out of having a proper fuck for once. He made me put my shoes and coat on coked up to go to my car to grab the nylons out of the glovebox only as he told me to do it. If he had asked me then no way. Maybe I should have been paying him ! On a bit of a downer now I guess ill be alright tomorrow.

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Happy 80th Birthday Lizzy

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Saturday, April 22, 2006

Potting for sexual favors (my idea)

Well here is one of my favorite clients, took last week on a booking at his house. Check out the socks ! Well hes just booked me for an allnight fuck fest this evening. I did take a picture of me sucking his cock whilst taking a shot, but it didn't do my technique justice so I binned it. Ill take some more tonight well try to, before the Devils Dandruff strikes !!!

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Quote me if im wrong !!

The whore is despised by the hypocritical world because she has made a realistic assessment of her assets and does not have to rely on fraud to make a living.

In an area of human relations where fraud is regular practice between the sexes, her honesty is regarded with a mocking wonder.

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Friday, April 21, 2006

My Boy !

Lord Maxwell

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Just because !!

Princess Tallulah Belle

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8 weeks and im out of here !

The sooner I leave this apartment the better. Had another run in with the people living underneath me, to be fair, in there defense I wouldn't want to live underneath me.

However, It still doesn't give them the right to keep winding me up. I got back this afternoon from having a massage and food shopping, to find them doing the gardening outside the apartments.


I walked up to my door, and there balanced on the wall was a half broken vase filled with rain water, which instead of putting it in the rubbish, they had deliberately put it on my wall.

I was fuming, I stood there with them watching and knocked it into a million pieces, smashing it back onto the floor. She's going berserk saying, that's not mine, I said its not fucking mine, then she starts being brave giving it the big one.

She said I was vile, and he starts piping up saying just you wait. Im like wait for what, do you really think I give a fuck, funny how they have never once mentioned my car getting trashed with paint. I swear they did it. I had to stop myself from knocking her out. Its very hard when they keep winding me up, I don't need the grief especially when its over such trivial shit.



Anyway, went to see a client this evening, what a boring twat he was, it just was not happening if you no what I mean. I couldn't wait for him to shoot his load so I could get the hell out of there.


Everytime I said something to him, it caused him to have a nervous laugh. He has got to have been the worse fuck I have had this week. Oh well everyday cant be magical.

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Thursday, April 20, 2006

Mmmmmmmmmmm

Apparently my cunt's as dry as a Martini ! So my client told me last night, I have decided to carry my camera in my bag when I go on booking's it could be fun. Here he is trying to lube it !!

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Wednesday, April 12, 2006

The punters bible !

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Well here is the one and only legendary George McCoy !

Autographing the latest copies of his guides to Adult Services. How funny !

He came over to see me this morning, to do a review of my services which I provide, for his next publication.


Great bloke and what a top job this man has got, going around the UK and checking out the whole adult entertainment industry and then writing books recomending the best places to get laid !! quality !!!!

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Tuesday, April 11, 2006

Another stinky punter

Well I finally got to bed at 7Am this morning I was up and down like a fucking yo-yo on one gram !! Got up around 12PM Tuesday dreaded probation day. I don't no why they bother with probation every week I go in he says the same thing ''had a good week'' I'm like yes fine thanks ''well I wont take up any more of your time then'' signs my card and off I go. Is it really worth it ?

Entertained a few clients today, one has just left and he was minging, I had to make out I had a sore pussy to keep his rancid teeth going anywhere near my precious honey pot. He had really bad BO aswell when he ended up wanking himself off I thought he was going to ask for a refund.

I haven't decided what I am doing this evening depends if I get any bookings so we will see !!

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Monday, April 10, 2006

What can i say !

Just been on my 10PM appointment another blast from the past I used to see this client a few years ago.


Got pissed on some nice vino and he fucked me over his jukebox which was playing "Bad Moon Rising" Well in a fashion I wasn't bothered anyway because around six PM this evening I was feeling that horny it was a joke twitching like mad.


Anyway went into my boudouir and Maxwell and Tallulah-Belle were snoozing, I thought it was out of order to disturb them just to have a frigg.
So I grabbed a dildo lay back on my sofa whilst watching Essex Boys DVD (Don't bother its pants) and had a nice wank. I wondered if my neighbor's would be able to see they are probably used to it !



Took my car to be washed again everytime it rains it's still pissing purple emulsion down my drive. The guy's washed it and I asked them to valet the inside as it looked trashed due to virtually living in it last week.


They did an OK job seen as I was dealing with a bunch of Albanian immigrants who couldn't speak a word of fucking English. I don't usually take the change back, but they in my opinion did not deserve a tip. !! On the roof the items which they had retrieved from under the seats were.




1 Contact Magazine
1 Strawberry Condom
2 Bottle Tops
2 Hello Magazines
2 Chanel Lipsticks
1 Glass Pink Art Deco Table Cigarette Lighter (Meant to have taken to get fixed, decided more useful to leave it incase of self defense)
1 Laddered Black Stocking




Anyway I take it all back what I said earlier, about denying myself the Devil's Dandruff I was in denial and talking utter piffle. As it happens I've just landed back with a cheeky G. Fucking hell, throughout today I have taken a fucked up amount of different drugs without giving a second thought at the time.




1 Prozac
2 5-HTP
2 Apple Cider Vinegar Diet Caps
3 (500 mg) Ultra Ginseng
1 Flaxseed Oil Caps
2 Green Tea Caps
2 Ephedrine Pills
3 Skunk Spliffs
4 Glasses of Vino
.8 of Coke (Don't go there !)


1 client that was two pumps n a squirt

1 client that didn't even make it past the foreplay

1 Pre Dinner Wank

1 client who lost it after two pumps (But failed to notice as I was making him feel otherwise, im not always feisty)



Anyway just to mention im now using Firefox, well I was until I realized it's not letting my spell check work , wish I hadn't bothered so until I fix things forgive me. Anyway be lucky Love N Light Rox xx

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Had a quietish weekend for me no narcotics for once so today im feeling fine and dandy. Went to see a client on Saturday who had booked me for 5PM, I had a feeling I had seen this man a few years ago. Yes I was right same stinky bastard.


His hair was just a little more overgrown and hed put on more weight. His flat is a fuckin shithole and he stinks. When he dropped his pants I looked at them and asked him how many days he had had them on for. He replied only today, I said don't lie he said ok only about 3 days. I told him that was disgusting and no wonder he hadn't got a woman. That is just plain disgusting his answer was it cuts down on the washing ! Bookings like that I really have to get the fuck out of fast. He said shit I didn't mean to cum that soon "don't worry mate you fucking stink go and have a bath"



I felt really tired over the weekend and was pissed off with my self for loosing bookings due to being in bed. I've took these speedy tablets today and im racing like a bitch ! I don't think they can be good for me but im having trouble staying up late and I need to work loads this week.


Wonder if I can stay of the chisel this week, I hope so even though I love it I really cant afford to spend any days in bed this week I need to start buying all the new furniture for the house.

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Friday, April 07, 2006

3 Years of this !

The dustbin man deserves a post on this blog. To think this man could be living next door to you or even walking the streets is bad enough.



He started calling me about 3 years ago, all he would ever do is Mmmmm,Mmmmmmmmm, at times it was amusing especially if he called when I was wrecked with friends. Other times when I am not in the mood for his ridiculous behavior.



Well after 3 years of putting up with his Mmmmm and Mmmmm he spoke ! In a cockney twang he said "my aunt said I was a piece of rubbish will you put me in a bin" Then, "I wanna be put in a rubbish bag,I wanna be put in a black bin bag" Oh my god it spoke !! He always hides behind a withheld number and will not go away. One day maybe he will fucking suffocate for real, what a sad bastard.

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Thursday, April 06, 2006

Get Knotted !

Well I've just attempted to go through some of my old posts that I wrote before changing to blogger. There wasn't a spell check on the previous program's and I had noticed that not all of the posts were colour coordinated due to my new template. But guess what, I got bored anyway who cares I no what I mean !

One of my old friends came over on Sunday evening, no chance of calling it a day as I had intended. More drugs more liquor and me and D both talking absolute shit and not listening to a word each of us are saying.

I don't no if it was because I should have gone to bed, but by 5am I was starting to get crankey nothing to do with the fact we've killed the sniff !! But every time D was speaking it was as if he had a megaphone and I started to get edgy, cheeky fucker had even bought his work clothes. He was cool about being kicked out though !


Saw a client today who wanted to tie my tits up, what the fuck ! He then, after I told him I had never heard of that sexual act, advised I check out a list of websites he stood and reeled off.

As if im going to let someone tie rope around my tits ! After he came he smugly said, " thought your tits would have been bigger" !! What hanging down my waist so he could tie a reef knot !!

Have been booked to go to a couples country retreat for a long weekend, Anne and Peter have requested I join them. I have suggested we meet up for an evening next week to make sure we all get on OK. Wonder if they are into getting hammered ! Do they have any idea what three days with me will be like !

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Sunday, April 02, 2006

http://www.mary-turner.co.uk/

Check this artist out. Heard a tune lately and it's been driving me nuts I had to get this track. This evening I was on a mission to find this tune. Bearing in mind I had a few lyrics in my head that more than likely aren't quite what she is singing.

However when I found the track I was searching, I discovered other tracks she has done. I really like her dark deep vocals she's collaborated with various DJ's and produced some cheeky little mixs. Will keep it as music I play on the way back from clients on the lonely Motorways I see. That's not as depressing as it reads.


that's my time, I love riding by myself that's the way I have only known for a long time.


Love N Light as always Rox, ill tell you what i mean by that one time xxxxxxx

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Saturday, April 01, 2006

I need a hug to keep me going

Feeling fine today, this is crazy but I went to bed around 3.am (ish) Friday morning, I woke up totally disoriented at 11am this morning being Saturday. I have missed a whole 32 hours of the week. Not only that, I had 182 missed calls on my cell which was now nearly out of the door and in my hallway having vibrated round the room each time it rang.



How fucking annoying! Maybe a need a PA. Where do all these men keep coming from I ask myself ?

I've just done three clients, Saturday clients are friendly enough but safe players if you like. Hardley risque, usually have a roof rack with flat pack furniture on from there trip to B&Q, or have done the grocery shopping or have slyed off inbetwen other mundane chores there wife has allocated to them.




Its now Sunday evening so I'll continue with this post I saved as a draft yesterday. Saw a couple more clients last night one even bought me a bottle of finest vino and some flowers. That was so sweet seen as im only used to buying my own.




Was racing inbetween clients last night doing my usual 100 MPH plus ! I got pulled my an unmarked copper I managed to kiss Mr officers ass and he let me off with a warning good job I had a skirt on !!

Went to see Sebastian for is it the fourth time this week ! He's definitely worth a squirt and very good at masturbating yess purlease !! He hadn't got any wonga on him so he paid me with a big fat nine ball which I was happy with. He gave me a present aswell Essex Boys DVD so ill fill you in if its any good.




One of my friends has just left he owed me a drink so he's left me a shit load of DVD'S so im fully loaded.



Annapolis, Hotel Rwanda, The Net 2.0 ,Two for the money, The Game stop snitchin stop lyin, The Weather Man, Get Rich Or Die Tryin, Jarhead, See Dick Run and Cry Wolf. Buzzing love my movies ! (Even nicer to have someone to watch them with)



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