The Devils Dandruff

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Bob the Builder

I am feeling a lot better today, I am sitting here sunning myself so its all good. When I left here yesterday I went home, as I had to wait for the site manager to come over from George Wimpey to come and sort out my front door lock.

We stood in the kitchen for quite some time chatting and kind of flirting with each other did find him attractive in a funny type of way. Anyway he took a look at my door and I think he wanted to take a look at something else, all of a sudden he grabbed me and started snogging me !!

I couldn't believe he was standing there in his hard hat snogging my face off, I even told him I didn't mind him being so sweaty as I was enjoying it so much.

I was sitting in my lounge watching TV around 9PM and I answered the door and it was him saying he was just passing, ye right !! for some reason without his hard hat and uniform on I didn't really fancy him as much as I had done earlier oops !!

I couldn't get rid of him, and he drank all of my vino as he had come around empty handed !!

Well im going back outside to fry myself pray for louley for me laters xxxxxxxxxxx

roxyfoxy @ 1:26 pm < 4 comments

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

No more tears left to cry.

Well if you have been wondering where I have been I apologies. I have so much catching up to do since I have moved, which I will try and relay back from the pieces of A4 paper I have at the side of me. I have not been able to update this blog as I still am waiting for my broadband to be installed.

I have popped over to my friends house with all my manual blog I have kept this last ten days or so.

Things have not turned out the way I had hoped, as you know I moved into my dream home just over a week ago. Something awful has happened to me, my darling Tallulah Belle has been lost.

It is now the early hours of Tuesday morning, I have just got in from seeing one of my regular clients. he has done his best to hold me and hug me and try and make things better but even he knew what ever he did would not be able to take my pain away.

I have just spent another hour kerb crawling the local streets in search of my baby. It is now nearly a week since I last saw her little face.

The not knowing what has happened to her is killing me the most. I have never cried so much in my whole life over anything than I have done over loosing my shadow.

My pillow yesterday was soaked with tears I sobbed my little heart out remembering the last four years she has spent in my life from the day I had her. The countless trips to the vets trying so hard to find a cure for all of the things that always seemed to be wrong with her. The hours months and years I have waited so patiently waiting for her to give me her full trust like Maxwell has with me.

The times I never got angry with her when she had her regular occurrence of systitis and weeing on my designer bed sheets. Putting up with her scratching my house to bits and just all in all being a total liability and that she was, everything was always about Louley.

I keep thinking how am I ever going to settle into this new house without her until I see her little face.

I have had shit happen as you know, but I always bounce back up and come back stronger but I really do not know this time. I don't even want to live here now I have been in a totally daze for the last week. My dream home is now full of sadness and shattered dreams.

Im trying to keep my head up and not give up hope, but it is so hard. This was so not part of the plan i would do anything to get her back.

I guess the only person at the moment i see smiling is the candy man!

roxyfoxy @ 12:02 pm < 6 comments

Monday, July 03, 2006

Plastic cock sucks

Thought I would share my collection with you ! I do keep promising myself I will go dildo shopping soon. Even more so after what has just happened out of the nine I have left only two of them are fully functioning and safe to use. Maybe if they were made outside of Taiwan they would last longer or were they not designed for the hammering that I give them.

My favouite ones are the silver bullets to the right of the rabbit. However it seems I must have left the matching gold one god knows where. I don't like plastic cocks, why make it look like cock if it aint, and as for the rabbit that must be the biggest overrated money spinner that was ever made, and the fuckin loudest it's like keep the duvet over it the neighbors can hear you. It puts me right off having to drown the noise out and mind my wank fest.

If you are one of those dollys that think they are the dogs danglers hearing that I always think to myself you must be a shit fuck or don't mind having a pink rubber stinking, bed fluff catching, spinning monstrosity hanging out of your gash !

Keep it simple the best and only ones you will ever need is a gold bullet for your pussy and a matching silver one for your ass ! Good for dipping in your pile of gak like a sherbert dip and shoving up your nose very handy when your being slammed that good you don't want to move ! you can even tell everyone they are gold dipped in 9ct gold !

Anyway going back to why the dildo bag got raided. I thought I would call it a day or rap up my drugs fuelled nightshift as you do at 7am ! I take my wanking time after coke very seriously or so it seems. Never really noticed im sure it will be worth reading back when im straight. So im going to do an off the cuff Roxy post that's if I can shut the fuck up and get to the point.

Hold tight . So I made my way into my bedroom turned my TV on and made sure that I rewound the tape back more, as I remember last time it was near the end of the prod movie and so had to get up holding both bullets covered in oil in between my legs.

I closed the window so I didn't have to keep muting the volume inbetween some German dolly getting her back doors slammed out ! Then I grabbed my bag of tricks realizing I only had one working bullet with good batteries in and all the rest you see in the picture.

I turned the slim gold one third on the right which started rattling realing loud and looking well past it's sell by date ! I started watching the dodgy looking movie called cunt eaters which I had turned on at a good part so was more than happy.

European porn has got to be the best I find the yank porn too polished. So there I was lying there thinking what a lucky bitch and all of a sudden the dildos rattling more and more up my ass I carry on just pulling the duvet over to drown the noise, something was not sounding right I pulled it out the fucking think is only sparking and looks like its ready to blow up ! Holy Moly I could have electrocuted my ass ! In the end I had to make do with a non vibrating ass fuck !

roxyfoxy @ 7:23 am < 8 comments

Fuckin Big Brother nation

Well I cant believe what has happened to me whilst driving back from being out with a client all evening. I got flashed on a cam speeding, to make matters worse I drive past it maybe five times plus per day so that makes it even worse. I really don't know what will happen if it caught me I will defiantly get banned im on nine points as it is. I have been meaning to replace my snoop ever since my car was stolen. If the truth be known I was more than likely killing it so I could get back home quicker and rack one up oops !

If anyone had any ideas how to save my ass let me know. Funny how I planned to cook dinner in my new house and then come back to this house amongst boxes and watch a movie. Before you could bat an eyelid I was racing on the motorway to go and see a client.

Turned out to be a top night after we had sealed the deal he invited me to his local bar which was fucking mint. We sat outside sipping Pinot Grigio really having fun and a good natter. It was nice to sit and chill after the weekend I had had. But guess what, I wasn't happy or content to just go back home and sleep. No not me ! before I had pulled off the carpark I was arranging to pick up some sniff. I was even justifying it in mind, that it would be the last time I do a bump in this house.

When I got back I realized the straws and coke tray were now sitting neatly in my new kitchen draw along with all the glasses and liquor. Im still sat here debating to go and drive and collect a bottle of vino.

My client even invited me back to his pad for round two but I guess the urge to shove a fat one up my hooter was more appealing !

roxyfoxy @ 4:21 am < 1 comments

Is it any wonder ?

roxyfoxy @ 3:00 am < 1 comments

Don't Play A Player

Yes, I am now the proud owner of a brand spanking new shag pad. I cant believe that I have finally moved up a rung on my ladder of life if that makes sense. Having had the last two houses fall through and shatter my dreams and still be able to get back up the buzz is amazing.

Third time lucky as they say. Or do we make our own luck in life? that I often wonder ! All I know is, that all of this can only be a step in the right direction and that feeling is heavy. I do believe there are certain things in life you have to do to get to certain places.

So now for the dramarama which followed ! Which by now really wont surprise you, if there was ever going to be a happy ever after, then wouldn't that mean the end of this blog !! ??

So here goes, I met a client a few months ago who mentioned that he had a flooring company, so when I knew that the house was all going through he came over measured up and gave me a quote. Due to my expensive taste the wood I had chose came too three thousand five hundred notes,($6000) so miss streetwise ended up giving him three grand for the materials cash no receipt and off he went.

Saturday comes 9.30am as arranged where is he ? 11am I made my way to the new house still nothing. Don't forget I have met him once and hes a punter. By 1pm im starting to wobble I then receive a tex from him saying he was lying on a stretcher in casualty and he was sorry. Don't forget the England match was on and his excuse was sounding lame.

By 9pm last night still no call so I decided to call it a day took two sleeping tablets and went to bed. I couldn't face even speaking to clients feeling the way I did. I just kept thinking the wanker has fucked me over. By 2pm today 10 messages later etc I decided he has took the money and treated me like some div.The money was bad enough but don't forget I cant even move in until the flooring is down.

My friends husband didn't make matters better by saying you should never pay anyone in the building trade up front fees, ye cheers Peter !! thanks for that. Nobody fucks Roxy over, so I made a final call meaning business this time. I remembered my CCTV cams that I have outside so I left a message, saying my father was coming over to go through all the footage from last week to get his reg number off his car.

Within ten minutes, surprise surprise I receive a call from fuck face saying he has just been discharged from hospital and had been kept in overnight. Ye right ! Lets just say that he will be sorting out my flooring and when he has been on his fucking knees for two days, see that kite at the end of it he's expecting, it wont be flying oh no it will be bouncing all the way to the fucking moon !!

roxyfoxy @ 1:28 am < 0 comments

Taken from a clients coffee table (He made the right choice !)

roxyfoxy @ 1:21 am < 0 comments

Yippey, I got the key welcome to the next chapter in this never ending madness.

roxyfoxy @ 1:11 am < 0 comments

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: Name: roxyfoxy; Location: United Kingdom

Where the hell do i start ! Well i give a mint blow job !! For now ill just say ive been on a bender for the last 10 years i work in the adult industry and i live a mad life.

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