Sunday, January 29, 2006

Better to be someone for a day than no one for a lifetime

Had another crazy week, no tissues and issues for once. Loving this mix IM listening to at this moment. Its on til 7am Bar Grooves and hes spinning some quality tunes.

5.45 am just drove home, about 50 miles away from entertaining a client, IM completely spannered. Just noticed my 1 hour booking has turned into nearly 3 hrs. 2 hours 45 minutes listening to my piffle and 10 minutes of sex.


I couldn't believe how every time I looked at him whilst sucking his cock, he looked like my geeky cousin. I wasn't ready for sex I was not feeling like it. Not a good idea to smoke skunk spliffs when you have to drive. All of that and a few lines I had to sort my head out.

Been in contact this week with someone who head hunted me from a sex site. We are about to work together making an adult movie. I cant wait it will rock.

I have Been in such high demand this week, from my escort site. 2 proper darlings invited me to there luxury penthouse suite on Tuesday evening. I went dressed up in my new air hostess outfit. It looked stunning the Japanese business men we were entertaining were loving it. Why do all Asian men have small cocks. Unlucky !




P.S Who nos where the title from this post has come from ?



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Sunday, January 22, 2006

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Ganja Baby

Its nearly eight Am Sunday morning ha ive just typed Am and morning in one quote, im on a totally different vibe, my coke dealer left a demo chilled house CD, which im feeling !ive ender up with maybe half an oz of skunk dont ask why ! which is something i havent done for ages. Im going to chill with a DVD ive been waiting to watch for ages Cube Zero so this should be fun. I dont think im liking being stoned im putting a thriller before a porn movie. No wonder pot heads are lazy fucks, liturally, give me a coke head to a pot head anyday !!

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Praise the lord !

Background:'As early as 3000 B.C., there is evidence of coca use in South America. The inhabitants believed that the coca plant was a gift from God.'

This artical is a quote from a site i came across tonight for some unknown reason, which has challenged me to think about it in another way, as the name of this blog as you no is The Devils Dandruff ! ive never looked as it that way god i really went into one then im going byyyyyyyyyye

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The Paradox Of Our Time

The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings, but shorter tempers; wider freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less; we buy more, but enjoy it less. We have bigger houses and smaller families; more conveniences, but less time; we have more degrees, but less sense; more knowledge, but less judgment; more experts, but more problems; more medicine, but less wellness.

We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry too quickly, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too seldom, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often. We've learned how to make a living, but not a life; we've added years to life, not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet the new neighbor.

We've conquered outer space, but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things. We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've split the atom, but not our prejudice.
We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information to produce more copies than ever, but have less communication.

These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion; tall men, and short character; steep profits, and shallow relationships.
These are the times of world peace, but domestic warfare; more leisure, but less fun; more kinds of food, but less nutrition.

These are days of two incomes, but more divorce; of fancier houses, but broken homes.

These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throw-away morality, one-night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer to quiet, to kill.

It is a time when there is much in the show window and nothing in the stockroom; a time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete.

I like this poem so i thought id share it xx


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Im loosing my touch !

IM so excited, my new blog layout is near completion. I came across an advert on blog explosion which stood out, and I have commissioned someone to design it for me. I bet everything we communicate all she can picture is me sucking a gold dildo ! If anyone reading would like me to add there blog to my site let me no. Also if anyone would like to see more of what I blog about or has any ideas let me no.

Had a busy day today Saturday, well when I say busy more like fannying around. Had a 3 O'clock appointment with this guy who was kind of hippyfied and into all that alternative therapy I think it started to go tits up when I stated why bother when there's prozac. Anyway went up to his room one of those rooms crammed full of absolute bollocks trinkets books and other paraphernalia and a hideous patchwork throw. He kept saying slow down, which really meant he's a two pumps and a squirt fuck. IM sorry but I don't do slow attentive well that's his wifes job isn't it. As I mounted him he all of a sudden goes into one. He said 'no, you'll have to get off this isn't working. I was glad to tell you the truth he had a bush and had BO. He then starts apologizing and saying its not me hes had a bad morning, sorry ! He did me a favor I tried to console him and use my usual line which was are don't worry a lot of men when they are stressed cant perform then I said but I bet when I've gone you'll be able to have a nice wank thinking about this.

Had an 8 O'clock appointment which I was late as I was scoring some sniff ! He didn't mind. Typical client material vauxhall vectra semi in a cul de sac. House full of as many nicknacks as the last, came to the door in a hideous pair of simpsons boxers, the sort you buy in Burtons. He was alright but I couldn't work out why he had a collection of teddy bears on his bed. Actually do I want to. Anyway another one who started then said I think we will call it a day ! Was I bothered was I hell he was irritating the hell out of me. How can you not no how to lick pussy it's not rocket science. What a relief especially as he kept ramming his cock deep throat. That is torture when I've had the posh stuff, I don't no why but the concoction of coke,client,condom and deep throat makes me gag its hideous a cheeky line in his bathroom one for the road and got dressed. He tried to be funny and ask for a refund I said that's a typical comment from an accountant. Refund, I should have charged him more ! He noticed my dry pussy which to be fair he was right. It always does that that's the coke symptom for chicks. It was that dry he had to get KY ha. That's it really for now, so to top it off IM either that good IM too good or a shit bootycall. Who cares every day cant be magical ! xxx

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Friday, January 20, 2006

Shit i may have caused a pile up on the motorway

Yes I have fallen off the wagon ! IM trying to justify it the usual well roxy, you haven't done any this week this week hell it only thurs. Oh well, as I say no point doing it if your gonna regret it. Im wankered ill fill you in since the last post which was probably about Three hours ago.

Got a call from a guy who owns a bar, he booked me for 1am I landed there after he coaxed me on the phone to hurry up, he had a big fat line of chisel racked up ready for me, and a large Jack Daniels n' coke ready. Rox 120 MPH on the motorway, I was in my element landed there, bar was ok nothing too slick but whose complaining. Huge plasma screens all round the bar, ended up fucking each other for fun, on the pool table Mmmm yes purlease. Had a fuckin ball probably waffled on about how great I was every ten seconds. I vaguely remember even saying every tunes a tune ha that's when you no the cokes good.

Shit ive just remembered the remainder of the story. Had to drive home via the motorway. All of a sudden I was catching up with the lorries, you no the ones delivering fuckin Asda tat or some German wagon. Anyway got into the second lane in me little slick audi, turned on the interior light and started frigging, put on a little show, turned the light off and away I go.

Did about 5 lorries in 10 miles, and got three flashs not bad ! I was listening to wait let me get it off my phone Guess what Im that high I even recoded the tune I was listening to, to share it when i blogged when i got in, which is now. Arrrr i was lost in music Haaa this is what i was listening to. Its called closer than close youll remember it, it rocked. Im talking utter shite now so im gonna go and smoke a spliff as im off the liquor weh heyyyyyyyyy Love Roxy xxxxx


Tip..... Try shouting look at me Im brilliant every 30 seconds or so. It'll probably mean about as much as what you were going to say and will save brain power.

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Thursday, January 19, 2006

Mistress Roxy

How funny i got this call of a client today asking if i did CP (corporal punishment) well not normally but i blagged it and said yes. Check this out he wanted me to whip him which i happily did with my Gucci belt ! i thrashed the fuck out of him and his cock Ouchhhhhh ! he then wanted me to tread on his cock, with my stilletoes which i happily obliged he showed me how to do it. Apparantly you need a coffee table but he made do with the bedside table. So he crouched down and slapped his cock out and i stamped on it. By the time i had finished it was black and bruised. I asked him if i could take a pic for my blog but he said he did'nt want any publicity ! He was a nice guy but i don't think his cock works anymore he reckons it has been abused so much over the years.

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Friday, January 13, 2006

"Happy Ever After"

Who believes in happy ever after ? I believe in happiness, but not in 'happy ever after'. The idea of reaching a certain point in your life and tying everything up with a big fat bow i think is unrealistic. Life has a tendancy to keep on happening!
I do believe in hope- when terrible things happen to us, it dosent have to be the end of everything. it can be a start of looking at our lives, that is my oppinion what does everyone else think ?

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Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Check out these reports from previous punters

Thought id share with you two field reports about myself i found on the net. One good one not so good as you will see !


Location:
Warwick
Phone:
07815 42*****026
Date:
09/09/03
Day of Week:
Tuesday
Time of Day:
21.00
Type of Visit:
Outcall
Time Spent:
2hrs
Price:
200
Her Place:
My House
Description:
Fuller figured woman,sized 12, 36D breasts,long black hair,very attractive and friendly.
Comments:
We started off by having a drink and chatting,then she started to touch me in all the right places,which i was quite happy with!We both stripped off,and then she laid on the bed asking me to lick her and shove a dildo up her at the same time which she brought along,which i happily obliged.This woman has the best pussy i have ever tatsed,especially when she came on my face.Then she returned the favour giving me a good blow job(covered),then sex in a few positions.Then with about half hour left,we had more oral and sex,and finished off in doggy style.All in all the best punt i have had,with a beautiful friendly woman,and a great curvy figure.
Recommended:
Yes
Would You Return:
Yes


and heres the second one cheeky fucker !!!

From:
JIMPOWER to see all reports by this author
Location:
Midlands
Location 2:
Phone:
07905 94*****
Date:
7/9/05
Day of Week:
Wednesday
Time of Day:
16:45
Type of Visit:
Incall
Time Spent:
30
Price:
60
Her Place:
Nice first floor apartment in quiet residential area
Description:
Mid thirties, long dark hair,

Comments:
Well, the BBW scene is not mine. I either misunderstood the vitals when I was talking to her or didn't get the right ones. Also described herself as 28, I didn't think she was that side of thirty to be honest.We agreed £50 for the full personal, but the cash machine only gave me twenties, and she had no change, she said she'd make it worth it though!She massaged me, rigourously, and we chatted, she is a friendly, pleasant person. She rolled me over, offered me a BJ (accepted!), rubbed my cock until it was just hard enough to get a condom on, then started sucking like a blown window on a jet, too hard for me so I asked her to ease off. Lay back and enjoyed that for a minute, then she asked me what positions I liked. Any of them where I can watch it go in and out, I reply. Ok then, you on top she says! Maybe she thought I'd got eyes down there!! Anyway, she lies down and I suck her tits, play with her nipples. They're ok, nipples easy to erect, tits were small in comparison with the rest of her. A nice enough mouthful though. I decided to go for some pussy eating instead, asked her how she liked it, expecting "hard" or "soft" or something like that, she said "lick it at the top" !! Ok well I was going to do that anyway! But now I was wondering, did she mean, avoid the KY further down? I shall never know as I didn't risk it. Got her clit hard though and she did the decent thing and faked an orgasm after five minutes or so.So, I moved into position for the climax. Don't know if you've read my previous report but I'd missed out on one earlier so was raring to go now! I looked down at my cock and nearly had a heart attack! It had turned black!! Fortunately it wasn't black rot, it was a chocolate flavoured condom that I hadn't noticed earlier. I don't need surprises like that!And that was it really. Fucked her until I came, not my best experience ever. Didn't see the value from the extra tenner, but what you gonna do? My recommend is no but maybe if you like the BBW thing she would be OK for you.
Recommended:
No
Would You Return:
No

What a fuckin twat got nothing better to do with his time than reviewing how good a time he had with a hooker !! no wonder with a mushroom cock like that. Two pumps n a squirt waaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnka !!!!!!!

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Mmmmmm Roxy the maid !!

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Did'nt think i had a lot to say, but i have loads to say as usual ! just like to add that i havent had any sniff for a week now. To tell you the truth im totally fucked off with getting shit gear. Ive even bought a cocaine purity test kit from a cool site i found, so watch out anyone who tries to palm of any cut wak to me !

Anyway, i seem to of taken to online purchasing from Ebay lately can you beleive what has landed through my letter box this week, here goes.

1 Excercise Bike (usual Jan purchase)
1 French Maid Outfit (for the boys!)
1 Fake Tan Machine (long time till the summer)
1 pair of coloured contact lenses (What the fuck)

The excercise bike is starting to gather dust already, looks good though, and i havent tried out the maids outfit yet,Actually here goes i have a client on his way and im in my maidey uniform Corrrrrrrrrrrrrrr !!

Well ive just seen him and he threw his coat on my bike which made a great clothes peg ! asked me if i'd been on holiday (the tan) and slammed the back doors out of me with the uniform on so result !!!!!!!

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Thursday, January 05, 2006

Toot Toot

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Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Roxy and Paula gurning like troopers !

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Hideous !!!!

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YUMMY

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Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Help !!

If anyone could help me id be really grateful. Ive just noticed that loads of my posts are not showing.

Ive just checked in my settings and they are still there what do i do to get them back onto this blog.

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Sunday, January 01, 2006

Ive just paid two hundred pounds to have my pussy licked from this hottie !!! HAPPY NEW YEAR ROX

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I like this so much i ordered it

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Or should i go for this one let me no which one i should buy

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My latest purchase !!

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APPOLOGIES

Just to let you no start my latest posts going up rather than down as ive done them in the wrong order as it wont make sense.

Im fuckin twatted but had to share that thread as i found it hilarious. Its now 3.30 am and im still on one im going to try and sleep.

HAPPY NEW YEAR xxxxxxx

This is going to be my year ! goodbye 2005

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More help from fellow gurners

The technical term for gurning is bruxism.

my chav mate quite litrally, gurned her face off on christmas eve. hahhaaha. quite grose though.Think she may have ended up in the hospital because her bottom lip was so fucked. twat.

This was the reply:


See if you were a true friend you would have punched her and broke her jaw so no gurning could have happened. Pff....Merry fucking Christmas to you pal!


HILARIOUS !!!!!!!!!

This site i found really is helping me to handle my comedown WOOT


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Another silly thread !

Gurning, what is it exactly please? (asks someone in thread)

I have read the gurning thread from last week,I know about the gurning that people do on purpose, for fun and competition,But i just read on a thread about someone having to have a filling behind their top front teeth because of gurning.I need a filling behind my top front teeth and i have done lots of drugs (but not e's..)so what exactly is gurning,and have i been doing it without knowing its proper new technical name?please can someone describe specifically what it is? and why would i need a filling because of it (if that is the cause)Thankyou.

FUCKING QUALITY !!!! Now here is the advice that has been given

Aparently milk of magnesia can help it but ive never tried it or know of anyone who has had any luck with it. Gurning is EVIL. I'm a real bad gurner. It fucking hurts like hell in the end and my jaw can be in agony for like 3 days after. I find the best is to get stoned when you come down (pills or coke or whatever) and just go with it. Make some noises or whatever and pull the maddest faces you can. Hurts less than trying to restrain it and its more fun . Chewing makes it worse for me aswell as you end up moving your jaw more.

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They all look at me and say, "Hey look at her , I'll never live that way", well thats okay, you couldn't anyway

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The most controversial artist ever R.I.P.

When brothas make babies, and leave a young mother to be a pappy And since we all came from woman Got our name from a woman and our game from a womanI wonder why we take from our women Why we rape our women, do we hate our women?I think it's time to kill for our women Time to heal our women, be real to our women- Tupac

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