Saturday, September 29, 2007

Posted by Picasa

roxyfoxy @ 2:55 am < 4 comments


Posted by Picasa

roxyfoxy @ 2:53 am < 0 comments


I am blonde Ha !!

Posted by Picasa

roxyfoxy @ 2:52 am < 0 comments


Sunday, September 16, 2007

Slut !!!!!

Posted by Picasa

roxyfoxy @ 12:37 am < 0 comments


Just because....

Posted by Picasa

roxyfoxy @ 12:36 am < 0 comments


Oh Darling !

Posted by Picasa

roxyfoxy @ 12:35 am < 0 comments


Friday, September 07, 2007

Maybe i was never meant to find true love !

I Haven't got much to say this evening ! (For once), forgot i had arranged to go to the cinema with my parents we watched "Sherry Baby" not at a normal cinema a kind of one screen type place. Big mistake i may add ! i have been on one for the last few days oops and today was such a hot humid day so i was coked up sweating like a bitch and trying to act normal infrount of my parents. The cinema was so hot and the movie was really deep and weird it was fucked up and the girl in the movie was basically in the same fucked up situation as me a wreck head.

I pretended to go to the bathroom twice so i could down a quick jack Daniels and coke and shove a fat one up my nose. To be fair its not the best moved being twatted in the cinema with your parents ! They had booked a table at a Moroccan restaurant after we had watched the movie but i couldn't face pretending to be the perfect daughter for a moment longer.

I got in my car driving as fast as i could trying to find the nearest off licence to get a tot. I pulled over and got a bottle of Smirnoff ice for the rest of the journey and a bottle of Henny MMmm. I couldn't wait to get home as i had left the rest of the sniff on the chopping board in my kitchen.

I really have fallen off the waggon again and who can blame me "Short story" my man has been out 4 weeks and he is locked back up in Rikers Island jail for violating his parole.

When he called me on Saturday to tell me i really thought it was a wind up. My head is fucked hence being back on the gear. Can i really go through all of this again i ask myself, i told him if he went back to Queens he would end up back where he started !!

I told him ages ago that if he got back into trouble and went back down he would take me with him, and he's done exactly that. All of my dreams have once again been shattered i really cant take much more all i have once again is cocaine !

roxyfoxy @ 1:50 am < 7 comments


Thursday, September 06, 2007

I prefer jet skiing myself

Having recovered from yesterdays antics i took a call from a guy booking me for 9PM. He asked on the phone if i did water sports which i said yes. I don't usually but as long as its his carpet being pissed on i don't give a flying fuck. He also asked me if i minded that he was a cross dresser.

"Backside".........

The man answered the door looking like a freak of nature ! he had on this black A line dress that you could tell had come from a dead persons belongings, left at a charity shop. These hideous black stockings a dirty grey bra and a pair of matted looking panty girdle type thing.

The man was a beast and to top it off he had a sanitary towel hanging out of the side of his ball bag. I asked him "WTF" he said he liked wearing one.

He had really bad BO as well it fucking hummed. He said so are you ready to piss on me "Hell Yeah" well i had already necked a litre of water and made him run the tap to hurry things on. "Nope" i have this problem every time i kept thinking water, running tap, swimming still no joy. I told him to stop heavy breathing up my gash as it was not helping things !

We went from the lounge to the kitchen to the bathroom then all of a sudden the Golden shower started. It felt like it went on for ever but he moaned that it was only a trickle. I felt like i was going to pop with all of the water i had consumed withing 30 minutes. In fact i had to pull over twice on the way home to hover on some nettles !!

I cant believe how minging he was, but the best of it was i made myself cum !! what the hell was i thinking for that to happen Yikes !!!!!!!!!!! Nite Nite Love N Light Mwah...............

roxyfoxy @ 3:36 am < 0 comments


Pond life scum !

Well another drama for ya asses to read !!

I took a call yesterday afternoon from a fella called Jim, who i remember had called me last week enquiring prices for a meet up. He wanted me to accompany him to an adult cinema club which i had agreed to do. His only request was that i meet him outside around 3.30 pm and be wearing a skirt.

I landed at 3.30PM on the dot and saw Jim stood outside waiting for me. We arrived at a city sex shop which had a downstairs cinema club. He lead me to the front row and we sat down ready to watch the prod movie. As we sat down i requested that we sort the money out which he happily obliged and crossed my palm with one hundred pounds.

The cinema was half packed with what looked like the dredges of society !! I put the dollars in my Fendi bag and sat back.

I said to Jim "so what happens next" he said ''O.K", "i go to the toilets and come back naked and we make our way to the back seat where you will strip off and get naked"

I said "'i ain't taking shit off" He said you have to, that is the only way it will work. I told him if he really thought that i was going to get naked infront of a room full of men in macs he was mistaken.

At this point is where it began to very quickly go tits up. He said "If you won't get naked then give me my money back right now" He said that being both naked was the only way he could do it. I got up to leave, as by this point things were starting to get out of hand. I got as far as the exit before this streak of piss stood infront of me blocking the door. If you could see him he looked like a gust of wind would floor him.

He, all of a sudden started being violent towards me. He grabbed my arms really tight and at the same time trying to grab my bag. He was shouting "Give me my money back now" I was trying as hard as i possibly could to open the door whilst trying to reason with him. I said can you just let go of me and lets go outside of the cinema and discuss this "Please i begged him" I really did feel totally humiliated infront of all these men.

All i could here was "Give him his fucking dough so we can carry on watching the movie" I'm being thrown around the place like a rag doll and do you know not one of these guys stood up to intervene. All i could see out of the corner of my eye was a room full of dirty pervey men wanking like there lives depended on it "Wankers"

All of a sudden the door opened and this girl shouts what the hell is going on get off her. Was i relieved to see her or what ! she ordered him out of the premises saying she was calling the old bill. I stood in the shop looking at him in disgust showing him the bruises that were appearing all down my arms from where he had roughed me up. At this point, the man had gone from physio to a quivering wreck. He stood there begging that we didn't call the filth balling his eyes out. The girl was shouting at him to fuck off and i was as you can imagine going ballistic.

I thanked the girl for helping me and ran to my car and locked myself in. I called up P my hairdresser friend and told her i was on my way. When i landed there i was mad as hell she said why don't you call him back up and make him give you compensation for your injuries. Good point so i called him up and demanded that he pay me some money or i was going to tell his wife how he had spent his afternoon and report him to the police for assault.

He hadn't got a pot to piss in and all he could come up with was a ton ! I met him a few hours later and he was still crying like a baby. I showed him what he had done to my arms and told him what a cunt he was.

Can you believe that not one of those lame men stood up for me !!

roxyfoxy @ 12:05 am < 0 comments


about

Cocaine, Champayne, Sex, Money and bullshit. Forget Belle De Jour, Bridget Jones who's she !! this is the real deal enjoy xx

My Photo
Name:
Location: United Kingdom

Where the hell do i start ! Well i give a mint blow job !! For now ill just say ive been on a bender for the last 10 years i work in the adult industry and i live a mad life.

recently

archives

links

  • Diary of a London Cokehead

  • Life goes on

  • credits

    Designed by Troll Baby Graphics

    Powered by Blogger

    fun stuff

    Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

    Blogroll Me!

    Add to Technorati Favorites

    Humor Blog Top Sites


    Sign my Guestbook from Bravenet.com Get your Free Guestbook from Bravenet.com
    Number of online users in last 3 minutes
    Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

    Cost of My Cocaine Benders
    (JavaScript Error)
    To see more details, click here.

    Hit Counter
    Website Counters