Thursday, December 01, 2005
What the fuck
Hey yall ! well thought id share with you this funny well hideous more like experience i had. Received a call from my advert this week from a guy called Roger, anyway he sheepishly asked me if i catered for fetishs. Well not normally as i find them absolutly ridiculous and very unnesesary. Anyway Roger had a request that i would go to his house that evening and disrespect his house. So it was all booked even though i was at that stage not sure what he wanted me to do. Roger called me during that afternoon to ask me if i had any requests for food while he was in Sainsburys i was polite and told him to carry on. Anyway landed at my 9PM booking Roger came to the door very bog standard Joe public guy. As i stepped into his living room he showed me all of the shopping on the coffee table! WTF lined up was a packet of weetabix cereal, rice crispies cornflakes a packet of digestive biscets and a family pack of cheesy quaver snacks. He informed me of his fantasy, check this out he totally wanted me to disrespect his furniture. You should have seen me he was sitting on his hands n knees naked wanking while i had to trash his yard. Look what the fuck im doing to your fuckin house Roger look at the fuckin state of this room "yes mistress" i was frixbeying biscets around his house ha if you could have seeen him look at what the fuck im doing "yes mistress" i had to climb all over his sofa trashing it and totally disrespecting his house. Haaaaaaaaaaa Roger the gas man sitting in the room wanking his cock while im crunching the whole contents of the coffee table into his carpet i loved every minute of it it was mental. Ha he even told me i was sexy as hell but did i mind if he didnt touch me. Did i mind when he had finished his ridiculous fantasy he cleaned my gucci shoes which were stuck with cheesy quavers. OMG were an earth did he get that from. The fuckin floor looked like it had been used as a fuckin rubbish dump. Yess mistress haaaaaaaaaaaaaa £300 for me trashing his house!!!!!! LMFAO
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