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Diary of a High Class Hooker.....Enjoy Your Stay!

Tuesday, January 10, 2006

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Thought id share with you two field reports about myself i found on the net. One good one not so good as you will see !

Location:
Warwick
Phone:
07815 42*****026
Date:
09/09/03
Day of Week:
Tuesday
Time of Day:
21.00
Type of Visit:
Outcall
Time Spent:
2hrs
Price:
200
Her Place:
My House
Description:
Fuller figured woman,sized 12, 36D breasts,long black hair,very attractive and friendly.
Comments:
We started off by having a drink and chatting,then she started to touch me in all the right places,which i was quite happy with!We both stripped off,and then she laid on the bed asking me to lick her and shove a dildo up her at the same time which she brought along,which i happily obliged.This woman has the best pussy i have ever tatsed,especially when she came on my face.Then she returned the favour giving me a good blow job(covered),then sex in a few positions.Then with about half hour left,we had more oral and sex,and finished off in doggy style.All in all the best punt i have had,with a beautiful friendly woman,and a great curvy figure.
Recommended:
Yes
Would You Return:
Yes

and heres the second one cheeky fucker !!!

From:
JIMPOWER to see all reports by this author
Location:
Midlands
Location 2:
Phone:
07905 94*****
Date:
7/9/05
Day of Week:
Wednesday
Time of Day:
16:45
Type of Visit:
Incall
Time Spent:
30
Price:
60
Her Place:
Nice first floor apartment in quiet residential area
Description:
Mid thirties, long dark hair,

Comments:
Well, the BBW scene is not mine. I either misunderstood the vitals when I was talking to her or didn't get the right ones. Also described herself as 28, I didn't think she was that side of thirty to be honest.We agreed £50 for the full personal, but the cash machine only gave me twenties, and she had no change, she said she'd make it worth it though!She massaged me, rigourously, and we chatted, she is a friendly, pleasant person. She rolled me over, offered me a BJ (accepted!), rubbed my cock until it was just hard enough to get a condom on, then started sucking like a blown window on a jet, too hard for me so I asked her to ease off. Lay back and enjoyed that for a minute, then she asked me what positions I liked. Any of them where I can watch it go in and out, I reply. Ok then, you on top she says! Maybe she thought I'd got eyes down there!! Anyway, she lies down and I suck her tits, play with her nipples. They're ok, nipples easy to erect, tits were small in comparison with the rest of her. A nice enough mouthful though. I decided to go for some pussy eating instead, asked her how she liked it, expecting "hard" or "soft" or something like that, she said "lick it at the top" !! Ok well I was going to do that anyway! But now I was wondering, did she mean, avoid the KY further down? I shall never know as I didn't risk it. Got her clit hard though and she did the decent thing and faked an orgasm after five minutes or so.So, I moved into position for the climax. Don't know if you've read my previous report but I'd missed out on one earlier so was raring to go now! I looked down at my cock and nearly had a heart attack! It had turned black!! Fortunately it wasn't black rot, it was a chocolate flavoured condom that I hadn't noticed earlier. I don't need surprises like that!And that was it really. Fucked her until I came, not my best experience ever. Didn't see the value from the extra tenner, but what you gonna do? My recommend is no but maybe if you like the BBW thing she would be OK for you.
Recommended:
No
Would You Return:
No

What a fuckin twat got nothing better to do with his time than reviewing how good a time he had with a hooker !! no wonder with a mushroom cock like that. Two pumps n a squirt waaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnka !!!!!!!

roxyfoxy @ 9:40 pm

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: Name: roxyfoxy; Location: United Kingdom

Where the hell do i start ! Well i give a mint blow job !! For now ill just say ive been on a bender for the last 10 years i work in the adult industry and i live a mad life.

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