The Devils Dandruff

Friday, February 08, 2008

Roxy does Queens !!

Well the big day is nearly here ! i am finally going to meet my future husband after nearly two years of pure fucking the best wanking material i have ever had. No shit.

I thought i would be nervous and between you and in the complete horrors. I bet you all wish you knew how we met. Well fuck it this is how and how long has it took me to fucking tell you ?????????????? i dont no how why whatever but quick before i change my mind and run out of flake HA

Fucked up beatch sat here two years ago nearly so still when i was a craving coke bitch.

I sat here and typed black cock !! all of a sudden im directed too this site full of fit as fuck men.

"I said Dinner" MMM Hmmm

I email this guy all of a sudden it pings back "sorry this inamte at this correctional facility has no access to a PC

That was it ms coked up bitch gets bored.

Too get too the poiint i get a letter remember the time Luley went missing.(XX) so thiis letter landed and i read it and breaking it down we became lovers.

I am not ashamed af the way we met but i am hardly shouting from the rooftops !!

Please dont think im one of those sad bitched who falls in love with a man on death row kida thing !!!

This post has to be continued im fooked ill rake my laptop and post in NYC hell yeah and post pics

Mwah

roxyfoxy @ 4:10 am < 6 comments

I love it

roxyfoxy @ 3:01 am < 0 comments

My bestest mate ever !! you know i call her P

roxyfoxy @ 2:19 am < 0 comments

It really was'nt that funny !!

roxyfoxy @ 2:17 am < 0 comments

Lactose Intolorance

I took a call this afternoon for a booking at "Sunnymead dairy farm" i thought nothing of it and dressed up in all my usual swag as normal. As i approached the winding driveway to the farmhouse i called my client to let him know i had arrived.

I told him i was parked outsiide his picturesque farmhouse expecting him to come and greet me and lead me into his country kitchen complete with an arga stove. Dream on !!

He told me to carry on around the path and pull up next to the cow shed. WTF

By this point my car was already filled with the aroma of fresh cow shit. As i got out my car i began tottering up the yard in my new Jimmy Choos, never in a million years expecting what happened next.

Suddenly these doors too the fucking cow shed spring open and there stood right before me is this hideous looking quivering dairy farmer inviting me in to be his lil milkmade !!

My face as he lead me into this cold stinking milk producing shack. Check this out, my man had laid the floor with bubble rap and placed this rank looking blue dirty stained gas lift PC chair.

I looked at him having clocked this setup in sheer disbelief !!

He stood there looking smug in this blue stained boiler type suit as if i should be fucking grateful.

All i could hear was the popping of this bubble wrap which was caked in filth from our shoes. I said please dont tell me you have booked me to come and lay down on the floor of this stinking fucking cow shed ?

He said is it not too your likings ! "Likings" I said darling i'm a high class hooker do you really think im putting my booty anywhere fucking near this floor.

I stood there draped in my mink and told him too strip off right now and sit down. Oh yeah that was after i had sorted the poke out !!!!

I stood there touching his limp cock whilst glancing around clocking the milking tubes lay on the floor and seeiing all these bottles of mlking parraphanalia including cream for sore udders, thrush of the udder blah blah HA !

He stuck of stale BO aswell he came not a second fast enough i was done see you later !!

I was more vexed that i had no baby wipes in the glove and had to touch the wheel with my cock stenched hands until i reached the next store.

P.S im twatted and spell check aint in my corner or i have been away for so long the settngs have changed GRRRRRRRRR

P.S

I'll try and do another post as i have some news i fly to NYC next week to get married HAAAAAAAAA

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