The Devils Dandruff

Wednesday, March 31, 2010

New batteries required

I have a booking on Thursday at 4PM with a lady called Tina....

She contacted me a while back regarding details on how to book me as a present for her husbands birthday.

Now she has decided to book me herself before his big day !! She is coming on her way home from a meeting. Nice !!

She has never been with a woman before ! Mmmmm I'm as you already no not really into girls on the regular. It's just a thing i enjoy when wrecked !

Hell no i love men !! so I'm a little nervous but i need the wonga so I'm game !

As long as she plays her part as in ''I'm the plug and she's the socket'' Then we will get along just fine.

She sounds lovely on the phone so i hope she doesn't disappoint...

Saying that i love her already I only put the advert in. Shes actually calling me up and going all out to get her some ! nice...

This made me smile earlier ! i answered the door to a client earlier and as he walked in he went straight over to my rug and wiped his feet on it !!

I was like what the hell are you doing. He was that nervous that he completely lost it on the way in that he did some crazy thing.

He babbled something about never to doing that in his own house !

''No shit'' !!

roxyfoxy @ 6:42 am

Comments:

Hahaha Rox, that rug story made me chuckle. I bet he was panicking like fuck. Bless him!
Take it easy babe,
Tammy x

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