Wednesday, February 15, 2006

I do not do business via tex

How can i not share with you the bollox that comes through my phone. Just took a call from a guy who was looking for an appointment. He then went on to ask if i had experience with small men. (most of them !) I said dont worry he then kept on about it and wanted to no if i would belittle his size. He was begging to be humiliated instead of putting the phone down i lost it and ranted its not my fucking problem your cocks so small ! hung up and yes gave him what he wanted, shit ! fell for that one. I must receive around 30 tex messages per week which i am going to share before i delete them. Just to let you no i do not do business via tex i even state in my adverts no tex. Just saying the word gets me going you would not believe the lenghts these men go to just so i will reply. I get ones saying things like thanks for last night etc or im in a meeting so can only tex. You name it they try it to get a tex sex thing going. Im glad im not able to reply as anyone texing me are total timewasters. It shows how much time they have to sit there composing a story and one split second to delete the fucking thing. Then theres the ones asking for used panties to purchase W T F. Then theres the ones i want to retch at. Hee goes, hi Katie would it be possible that you could save all of your used condoms up, i would like to see you once a week to put a funnel in my mouth, pour all the cum in and be used as a human toilet. YUK !!!!! is that legal ? wait for it Love toilet slave

roxyfoxy @ 10:25 am


Comments:
very cool site. thanks for stopping by mine.

Before you summarily discount the whole text messaging thing, maybe you should think of it as another potential source of revenue.

You could charge a client a per message fee, and bill them via email with the payment sent through an on-line bill pay source like Paypal.

For example, if I want to get off but don't have time to meet up, I send you a message. If you are available, you reply. For each reply you charge a set fee. You keep track of the time you spend and then bill the client at the end of the month.

This would be easy money for you: no travel, no danger.

You should think about it!

Will
 
Your blog is fucking wicked. Good on you girl for living your life the way you want to. Ignore the pillocks who slate you - they either want to be you or want to fuck you. Keep up the good work, the internet needs more blogs of this calibre.
 
Ha! I am disturbed and fascinated equally! Looking forward to more...

BiBi x
 
that's so funny. I love your blog
 
so funny. I love your blog
 
The condom thing is just gross, cannot fathom the desires and fetishes of some people.

The Tex messages sound interesting.

Mik
 
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