The Devils Dandruff

Saturday, August 19, 2006

FYO (Flick your own)

I went to see my regular client last week Stuart, the one who owns the pub. Well he had told me to land there around 11.30 am, which I did. As I pulled up he came running over saying he still had a few punters left finishing there drinks.

He told me to use the front entrance and pretend that I was in need of a Taxi. So I walked into the bar, standing out like a sore thumb I guess. All eyes were on me if you know what I mean. I sat at the bar and asked him to call me a cab, in a loud voice he said you will have to wait an hour for it. He dropped the first clanger by then saying "Jack Daniels and coke is it" oops ! I then forgot I was meant to be without a phone and started to call someone, the whole set up looked well dodgy im sure.

Anyway, before long the table behind me invited me to join them. I sat there surrounded by country bumkin fruit packers, this is a rural village don't forget. It's all fruit and pick your own. Anyway start chatting to this girl called Vicky who was a lezza ! She made it obvious she fancied me and asked me what I was drinking.

Of cause I started playing up to it all i was loving it, being put on by a diesel dike.I blatantly lied and told them all I was not into men either ! Ye right !! After a few tot's it started to look appealing to invite her back to mine.

I arranged to meet her outside in an hour after I had sealed the deal with Stuart. He was well pissed off when we went upstairs maybe because I was rushing him more than normal so I could go home and have some fun. She was waiting outside like we had arranged and got into my car ! We picked up a couple of G's and a big fat bag of bud my treat I thought !

Well we got back here and got on it but that was about it really. I had a big day ahead of me so I wanted to go upstairs and chill. All good at this point I thought I was going to finally get to use my strap on well she was ! I got into bed she took her jacket off, that was about all she took off.

My cunning little plan had failed. I lay there really feeling up for it she was having none of it, I said I really fancy a massage she said she didn't feel fresh as she had been at work all day ! I couldn't be bothered to even offer her a shower especially as she said she didn't want to take her boots off as her feet were stinking !

Can you believe I had to resort to going to the bathroom for a sneaky frig In my own house ! what a waste of time and coke I may add and to top it all off I had to drop her all the way back to the sticks sitting behind tractors feeling fucked ! I received a tex later that day thanking me for a great evening, I didn't bother replying it wasn't great for me !

roxyfoxy @ 10:33 pm

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Where the hell do i start ! Well i give a mint blow job !! For now ill just say ive been on a bender for the last 10 years i work in the adult industry and i live a mad life.

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