Saturday, August 19, 2006

What the fuck is this ? HA i wont alter it i just found it on word !

Its sun evening and I am just starting to wrap my latest bender up. I fucked up and failed miserably, the day started off promising I went to a Sunday market with my French girlfriend to see her before I go away tomorrow. Didn’t really buy anything except bagpuss for her twins and a Bronx tail I wanted on dvd as I only had the video. When I got back to hers I took a call from my friend d totally on a mad one landed at there house where I was greeted with a large Courvoisier and coke.

Which followed by a sociable line ! my afternoon went out of the window after that. I had planned to buy some of those twirley topiaz tree thingys one eith side of my door. Well we then had a change of venue and came back here. This is funny d put a porn on as you do we were hanging out in my kitchen so I don’t know why ? my leather blinds for the window have not arrived yet. I walked into the lounge and I suddenly noticed my 32 inch screen showing some porta Rican gal sucking this guys dick. I keep forgetting im on ground level after 9 yrs funny things like that I notice. I took an early night last night now bearing in mind im not sleeping good im not relaxed I guess its listening out for luley im already having nightmares anyway the whole thing is fucked up I mentioned buying a doorbell well I hadn’t planned to hear it go off at 2am I shot up too the window my immediate reaction was old bill cat news etc I looked out and there was knowone there. I put it down to the wind and rain that was hammering down. 4am the dam thing goes off again this time with a new melody I shot back up I was spooked by now and I don’t get like that I like to live where I feel safe. I creeped down and ripped the batteries out of the dam thing. It wasn’t the wind its on the same frequency of maybe someone in the apartments up the road. That was weird maybe it was a sign. When I woke up yesterday morning when I opened my French doors there was a huge blue feather laying there.

Anyway so im here charged with a few of my pals the cell goes its this weird call saying she thinks she may of seen the cat, again I cant control myself and im twatted where why what etc she said she would call me.

In the meantime me and d had a misunderstanding so it all stopped so I was home alone 1 g left fully loaded bar stocked I must haqve gone into denial so fucked up bitch decided to go and post more leaflets I was sweating like a bitch had silly shoes on tottering around all of the george wimpey homes shoving these lost cat things through boxes. I then took a call with another sighting omg multiply by 100 due to the posh this girl said we think we have your cat I was like grab it babes get it im coming over when I pulled up I went into this room think shameless ! it was full off people who you can tell all they eat is egg and chips by there pasty faces. I looked down it was a Persian cat but not her, I reqlised how beautiful luley is this cat was not her. They wre all gutted they said how they didn’t want this to happen and how bad life treats you I said don’t worry life is a test.

Shes not far away, so I go away tomorrow for my four days jolly I have made a brief list things not to forget some porn poppers ha ! dildos even though they don’t want them I do ! I wil convert them. I packed four bikinis my maid outfit, and I will bling it up with my lingeries my red collection is looking mint with my summer tan. I shopped yesterday went to waitrose and tonight It just sprung to mind im not here. Maxy is going in the catterie im gutted about it due to the bad timeing finding himself in a new pad then me leaving him somewhere im sure he will love it it is the Portland of cateries no hood cats allowed. I have a crush on one of my neighbores he is so cute, young mmm. I am sitting here waiting to crash as soon as lord Maxwell comes back. Back to my booking they are cool and they are under no illusions about me they found this blog and read it.

Tune im listening to filterfunk message in a bottle deland and crockett remix

Feeling inner city good life just dropped that.

Ha just found this awesome N Joi anthem

Smoking a lovely bud last glass of rose before I go to bed I may have a blast on the little bottle of filth and wrap it all up nicely with my choice of prod I think the current one has stayed too long due to being too mash up at the time to go find a nother. Yes I think its this tune im in love with you want you to love me too slick lyrics. One of those fuckin cds where ha another classic deepest blue fuck I feel all loved up like when we used to go clubbing when the little fellows were stush.

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