The Devils Dandruff

Sunday, June 17, 2007

Fucking Peasant !

What a fucking wanker I'm going to fuck him over for doing this to my ride ! last night wasn't good, i was working with my girlfriend and took a call to go and see this guy called Chris. I asked him beforehand on the phone how he would be paying and he said cash. By this time it's 3AM so myself and my girl landed at his house nothing out of the ordinary infact it was a very affluent area the plan was i would drop her off and wait outside and we would come back to my house.

I went to the door with her and Chris came to the door i was going to sort the wonga out and leave them to it. His eyes lit up when he saw not one but two hotties at his door. We went into his kitchen and he offered us both a glass of wine. He was only young around 25 and seemed to be as nervous as hell. I said so shall we sort the money out then ? he started stuttering and saying he couldn't get any poke out of the cash point. I said you assured me you had the dough ? I had already asked on the phone if he had a cheque guarantee card if he couldn't get cash out he assured me he had. I said OK then wheres your cheque book he was by this point starting to mess around. I said wheres your cheque book he pulled it out and i said and the guarantee card please.

The fucking div only pulls out a fucking Solo card ! I'm like you said you Had a cheque guarantee card its now nearly 3.30 AM and I'm starting to get pissed with him. That was it i could see he was fucking skint, my friends trying to calm me down and due to her lack of experience falling for his bullshit story. Not me ! I could see he had no way of paying and had totally took the piss. I fucked the wine glass up the wall of his kitchen which smashed into a million pieces ! he's then saying he hasn't been paid yadda, yadda ,yadda ! i was fucking livid, i was like a mad woman to say the ,because he had known all along he had no means of paying for her services. I proceeded into his lounge and tried to unplug his laptop he's like what the fuck do you think you are doing i am like you fucking cunt you have called us out at this time of night to take the fucking piss.

To cut a long story short i grabbed my girl and said lets role he will keep. As i brushed passed his Renault Clio on the drive my bag and car keys banged on his car. My car was parked next to his as i went to get in he fucking flipped like a mad man "what the fuck did you do that to my car for and proceeded to kick fuck out of the driver side of my BMW ! he fucking kicked shit out of it. I couldn't believe what the hell was going on ! I said to sweet cheeks get in the car lets role ! We drove down the road in total shock i was going mental ! I cant believe the damage he has caused.

My friends like calm down Roxy i wanted to go back and chuck a brick trough his window I'm glad i didn't ! I have just called D to explain the situation and he has called this prick and told him he owes me dough to fix the car. D said how much do you want i said 500.00 min ! apparently this dude is shitting himself and has agreed to pay me next Friday when he gets paid by 6PM and a time and place has been arranged. The funniest part is was i told SC to grab this wallet type thingy of his table on the way out as it looked official and i hoped it had his full details in it. When we got home its only his fucking insulin kit with his fucking works in it. I'm like fuck that out my house now ! we have visions of him laying comatose in his house needing his medication HA ! I am fuming look at the state of my car !

roxyfoxy @ 1:46 pm

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