Sunday, October 05, 2008

I should know better''

Well as my previous post states things are fucking not running smooth !

In fact I'm in loads of shit ! real talk !

So not only am i breaking my back to make this new york trip i have promised to go and collect my future husband on his first day of freedom having been locked in a Cage for 16 long years !!!


Yup !! my new man is perfect for me and i love him too bits. But we all no and we know very well that in any relationship.

''One is loved'

''and the other is in love''

I hope i got that right Ha yes I'm on a mini sesh !

So things are tight at the moment real tight this credit crunch bullshit scare stories have fucked me up for real !

Business is worse than worse. So I'm carry all the weight on my shoulders of another journey across the pond to yet again go and find my American boy. My mum has fallen out with me over it. She said ''i just don't get this whole American thing'' Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Well I'm getting tired of people who really think they no what my life is like cause they don't and never will my life is real.

So I'm yet again without a ride, yeah and this is another drama that i have had to face due to my irresponsible hazardous lifestyle.

I was driving back from a clients house last Friday the booking was okay i got a bit carried away with the Bombay sapphire. I got around a mile away from my house when all of a sudden i heard a huge thud and a real long bang. I felt everything cutting out so i navigated the car into a side street. I came to a hault. I got out of my BMW and fell onto the hard concrete pavement on my knees. I looked at the passenger side of my car and all i could see was a huge long grey thing lay on the passenger side window.

I immediately called a guy who drives for an escort agency i know the girl who runs it. He came and pulled up as i was crying my eyes out saying half the lamppost was attached to the side of my car.

He cam back as he had told me to wait in his car, he said its the airbag not a lamppost you have curbed the car and it has activated the airbag with the huge impact.

Well i left the car there for over 24 hours as i couldn't face going to collect it after the mess i had made of the whole situation.

I would have been sent to hell for driving in that state i worked out that breaking it down i had consumed 12 large gin and tonics.


The car is to put it politely fooked Durrrrrrrrr what a backward hustle, I'm mad as hell so now i have no car its sat on my drive and i don't know what the hell is going to get me out of this fine mess.

roxyfoxy @ 4:59 am


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