The Devils Dandruff

Monday, August 25, 2008

Im going back to NYC on October 28th

Friday night was totally manic to say the least. I took a call whilst i was getting ready to work out at the gym. I asked him to call me back around 6PM. Right on the dot he called me. I felt really bad as i had thought he was Asian so asked him if he was. He informed me he was an American Jamaican man from the Bronx and Harlem. He asked me to be there for 9PM as he was a doorman and had to go to work later on.

I got to him house and he opened the door in the pitch black and i got a glimpse of him and he wasn't like i had imagined actually i9 don't even think i had a vision i just knew it would be fun Ha !!

So he led me up to his room and i saw his whole body was covered in proper hood style tats. He was peanut butter complexion with a body built like a brick shit house and dripping in bling. He said hey baby !! he told me he had a very greedy sexual appetite he paid me and offered me a cognac Mmm until i realised we are drinking it neat !! I don't no why but there was something that made me hold back ?? The whole time the only thing that played on the TV in the background was trouble TV with some bullshit comedy sitcom no porn no beats just this show with loads of men with soul glow in there fro He He i kill me.

He was funny,when he bust his first nut. I enquired if he wanted me to leave,was he done. ..... Hell no !! He's only just started he's not giving his dollars to have me walk after the first nut. He made me laugh .

I digress !!

I really think that if i sit here typing about Friday nights antics i will never stop. I didn't get home until 7AM and i saw 8 clients. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ WOOT Ive had a night of tonight i just got home from a club. To be fair i'm twisted. Im sat here drinking pims which i can't decide if i like the taste. I'm really going to focus on this blog again as i have some news i'm getting married soon.

Yup there is a part of the story that i have failed to enlighten you on. I can't thats how fucked up it is Haaaaaaaaa

roxyfoxy @ 4:05 am < 1 comments

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Doctor Doo very little !!

Hello how ya doing ? I'm okay for now !

I landed at my first booking of the evening to see a client called David. I pulled up and he buzzed me in. When he opened the door, i was surprised that he was a man of colour HA. He was a brain surgeon from Nigeria. The wonga was inside an envelope on his table in the lounge. He had seen my picture on the net and commented how happy he was that i didn't resemble a toothpick like most of the other girls on the site.

I asked him if he had any liqueur which he did but unfortunately he didn't own a corkscrew. He then appeared from the kitchen with a small bottle of house red wine the type you get on an aeroplane. I made out how good it tasted even though it was as rough as a badgers arse !!

I asked him if he would like to go through to the bedroom so we could relax, and he led the way. The place was a fucking shit hole not to my liking one bit ! he undressed and so did i as he commented on my voluptuous body.

I really thought that i was going to get a real good seeing too ! Hmmmmmm wrong ! all he kept saying was Shhhhhhh the neighbours will hear us. I'm like, Hang on a minute Doctor do they pay the fucking rent on this place. He was so para it made me feel on edge.

He was the shittiest fuck I've had in a long time. I asked him if he would like to go down on me ? nope not really was his answer ! Great !! he then said that he always takes ages to cum for some reason.

He was so paranoid about the whole situation which really was a fucking turn off. After i had let him bend me over and slam me with his 10 inches of meat Ouch ! he decided that he wanted me to wank him off. I tried my best but in the end he sat up and said it's not happening !

well Doctor, if you really think that having muted sex and whispering in my ear is ever going to rock my world then think again !! it was fucking hideous to say the least. The mans hung like a anaconda and hasn't got a clue what the hell to do with it !!

I got in my car and started to drive back to the ranch. It was still early and i started craving for some posh. I called my man up and arranged to meet outside this pub on route home. I got home and poured a glass of vino whilst powdering my nose Mmmmm. I then got another booking virtually straight away so i got dressed again and got in my car. That was like 11pm its now 6AM and I've just got back home. He was okay quite norrrrrrrrrrrrmal HA do you no i can't even be bothered to talk about clients !!

roxyfoxy @ 6:30 am < 4 comments

Sunday, August 03, 2008

Me no have ping pong ball !

Well i went on the most hideous booking this evening ! I landed at this pokey sweat box at 9PM as arranged. Well what greeted me at the door was some fucked up genetics ! shit he was resembling Seth Armstrong on a bad day. I was disgusted to say the least.

The flat was above a tanning salon which made the place feel like a fucking furnace. I was not amused to say the least, especially as i had jumped out of the shower feeling fresh as a daisy, out of my air conditioned car into this sweat box complete with ole sweaty cock.

I commented on the lack of ventilation and he assured me the windows were open in the bedroom. I've never seen a place piled so high with so much junk as he had. He had pulled the duvet over expecting me to put my booty on his cum stained sheets. I said ''I don't think so'' as i pulled the duvet back over. I said why don't you take that lumberjack shirt off ? before it sticks to you ! well i didn't say that but i was thinking it !

He had a humungus cock that was heavy as fuck but floppy as hell. All he kept going 0n about was his girlfriend in Thailand and how good the oriental girls are yadda yadda !

He just wouldn't stop going on about there head game, i said did you not realise when you called me that i was Caucasian and busty !! he said he was well aware and had to use me as the oriental Peking pussy parlour had been raided !!

He was not happy i said i need some ventilation and Lent over to the window to open the curtains but ass naked to open the window more, the window was closed ! its like 90 degrees in his room without taking into consideration all the sunbeds being caned down below.

As i pulled the curtains the whole lot fell down ! i was totally exposed to the street down below. I went totally crazy due to the fact he had made me feel sweaty and bust up whilst trying to get his dick hard.

That was enough for me i was not impressed one bit. I said ''shall we call it a day'' he agreed and said he would wait until he was in Thailand for his dim sum !!

Yuk yuk yuk

roxyfoxy @ 7:18 am < 0 comments

Oh dear 4 pills later check out my Sunday morning face

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Check out the Bentley

roxyfoxy @ 7:11 am < 0 comments

Wow i look like i had a good night HA Good job !!

roxyfoxy @ 7:07 am < 0 comments

I love them really !!

roxyfoxy @ 7:05 am < 0 comments

Roses are red violets are blue if you ever send me roses again then i'll hate you !!

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: Name: roxyfoxy; Location: United Kingdom

Where the hell do i start ! Well i give a mint blow job !! For now ill just say ive been on a bender for the last 10 years i work in the adult industry and i live a mad life.

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