The Devils Dandruff

Diary of a High Class Hooker.....Enjoy Your Stay!

Sunday, November 01, 2009

Always get the wonga sorted first !

APARTMENT FOR RENT

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the night with her for $500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a check and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT FOR APARTMENT.'

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a check for $250 and enclose the following typed note: >>

'Dear Madam: Enclosed find a check for $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that: #1 - it had never been occupied; #2 - there was plenty of heat; and #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cozy and at home. However, I found out that: #1 - it had been previously occupied, #2 - there wasn't any heat, and #3 - it was entirely too large.'

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check for $250 with the following note:

' Dear Sir: #1 - I cannot understand how you could expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. #2 - As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know just how to turn it on. #3 - Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame management.

So, kindly send the rent in full or I will be forced to contact your present landlady

The full payment of $500.00 arrived early the next day!!!!!!!!!!

roxyfoxy @ 2:03 am

Comments:

Hey Roxy!
I haven't checked your blog for a while. Glad your back writing again!

duke

# posted by

Duke : 11:11 pm

Thanks baby i'm glad that you are still around as well xx

# posted by

roxyfoxy : 12:18 pm

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