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Saturday, November 14, 2009 Turbanator Can you believe that my 6.30pm client resembled the above ! unfucking believable i fucked a guru !! do i feel blessed Urmm... nope, more like in the horrors. How dare he fail to inform me of his ethnic background... I don't remember leaving any cards by the temple. He introduced himself as Hardeep kaur !! He enquired if it was the first time i had rode a man with a turban on... Err cant say I'm too familiar with the rules of the ten gurus !!!! The sheer capacity and amount of his body hair made my shag pile bedroom carpet look like it had Appalachia !!! The man was hairy as a mother fukka !!!! It just didn't really work the whole situation was like.... think of :sex without an orgasm, jack Daniel's without coke, a drink without ice, a fuck with out poppers. Exactly ridiculous. Hmmmm I'm not feeling all that one bit. At least i now know that It's not for me, man with Asian doo rag so wrong. Infact... any man that sleeps with his hat on is not getting any love from muwh
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about Cocaine, Champayne, Sex, Money and bullshit. Forget Belle De Jour, Bridget Jones who's she !! this is the real deal enjoy xx About Me
Where the hell do i start ! Well i give a mint blow job !! For now ill just say ive been on a bender for the last 10 years i work in the adult industry and i live a mad life. recently
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