The Devils Dandruff

Friday, February 08, 2008

Roxy does Queens !!

Well the big day is nearly here ! i am finally going to meet my future husband after nearly two years of pure fucking the best wanking material i have ever had. No shit.

I thought i would be nervous and between you and in the complete horrors. I bet you all wish you knew how we met. Well fuck it this is how and how long has it took me to fucking tell you ?????????????? i dont no how why whatever but quick before i change my mind and run out of flake HA

Fucked up beatch sat here two years ago nearly so still when i was a craving coke bitch.

I sat here and typed black cock !! all of a sudden im directed too this site full of fit as fuck men.

"I said Dinner" MMM Hmmm

I email this guy all of a sudden it pings back "sorry this inamte at this correctional facility has no access to a PC

That was it ms coked up bitch gets bored.

Too get too the poiint i get a letter remember the time Luley went missing.(XX) so thiis letter landed and i read it and breaking it down we became lovers.

I am not ashamed af the way we met but i am hardly shouting from the rooftops !!

Please dont think im one of those sad bitched who falls in love with a man on death row kida thing !!!

This post has to be continued im fooked ill rake my laptop and post in NYC hell yeah and post pics

Mwah

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I love it

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My bestest mate ever !! you know i call her P

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It really was'nt that funny !!

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Lactose Intolorance

I took a call this afternoon for a booking at "Sunnymead dairy farm" i thought nothing of it and dressed up in all my usual swag as normal. As i approached the winding driveway to the farmhouse i called my client to let him know i had arrived.

I told him i was parked outsiide his picturesque farmhouse expecting him to come and greet me and lead me into his country kitchen complete with an arga stove. Dream on !!

He told me to carry on around the path and pull up next to the cow shed. WTF

By this point my car was already filled with the aroma of fresh cow shit. As i got out my car i began tottering up the yard in my new Jimmy Choos, never in a million years expecting what happened next.

Suddenly these doors too the fucking cow shed spring open and there stood right before me is this hideous looking quivering dairy farmer inviting me in to be his lil milkmade !!

My face as he lead me into this cold stinking milk producing shack. Check this out, my man had laid the floor with bubble rap and placed this rank looking blue dirty stained gas lift PC chair.

I looked at him having clocked this setup in sheer disbelief !!

He stood there looking smug in this blue stained boiler type suit as if i should be fucking grateful.

All i could hear was the popping of this bubble wrap which was caked in filth from our shoes. I said please dont tell me you have booked me to come and lay down on the floor of this stinking fucking cow shed ?

He said is it not too your likings ! "Likings" I said darling i'm a high class hooker do you really think im putting my booty anywhere fucking near this floor.

I stood there draped in my mink and told him too strip off right now and sit down. Oh yeah that was after i had sorted the poke out !!!!

I stood there touching his limp cock whilst glancing around clocking the milking tubes lay on the floor and seeiing all these bottles of mlking parraphanalia including cream for sore udders, thrush of the udder blah blah HA !

He stuck of stale BO aswell he came not a second fast enough i was done see you later !!

I was more vexed that i had no baby wipes in the glove and had to touch the wheel with my cock stenched hands until i reached the next store.

P.S im twatted and spell check aint in my corner or i have been away for so long the settngs have changed GRRRRRRRRR

P.S

I'll try and do another post as i have some news i fly to NYC next week to get married HAAAAAAAAA

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Thursday, January 31, 2008

Helloooooooo

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Sunday, November 18, 2007

"Taken in a clients back garden"

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Is it me or does D look like an extra from "Everybody hates Chris"

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The night me and P saw Amy Winehouse in concert "top night got spannered, "now thats not like us HA"

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My number one girlfriend (infact ONLY ONE)

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The Invisible Mailman

The strangest thing happened today,
An invisible mailman passed my way,
He handed me an envelope that just wasn't there.

An invisible mailman, you know it's quite rare.
I opened the envelope so very wide,
To find less than nothing deep inside.

The smell was so faint, as I recall.
In fact, there was no smell at all.
The writing was so neat and so very clean,
So crystal clear that it couldn't be seen.

I read the words that I expected to be there,
But, all I could see was invisible air.

I need to hear sweet words, only from you.
But the letter I wanted never came through.
Don't get me wrong, I'm still deeply in love,
That will never end, it comes from up above.

So, I'm writing you back, with love you can bet,
Saying thanks for the letter that I never did get.

I hope very soon, you'll think twice,
And pay close attention to this bit of advise.

I'm locked up, but only for now,
All things change, some where, some how!

I could be out there where things are much better,

With your ass in here,
Expecting a letter!!!!

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Friday, October 19, 2007

Funny !!

I''m black.
When I was born I was black.
When I grew up I was black.
When I'm sick I'm black.
When I go in the sun I'm black.
When I'm cold I'm black.
When I die I'll still be black.

But you, When you were born you were pink.
When you grew up you were white.
When your sick you're green.
When you go in the sun you're red.
When you're cold you're blue.
When you die you'll be purple.
And you have the nerve to call me colored. Pass this on and stop racism

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Saturday, October 13, 2007

Do your time don't let your time do you

Good Evening ! I'm good things are OK at this end the big romance is still on even though he called me on Thursday to let me know they had given him another ninety days for his misdemeanor.

He will be released on January 11th 2008, so i guess that's yet another Christmas birthday and new years eve on my own !! i knew it wouldn't be good news, due to him breaking his parole conditions. I am so glad that i didn't book the flight over there imagine me sat there on a visit behind one of those metal grills HA !! maybe they would have allowed us a conjugal visit.

At least at this jail we can talk on the phone instead of pen and paper thank goodness. Business is so so at the moment its not like it was. Where i place my adverts has all of a sudden graduated from the last two pages of the magazine to like six pages of personal ads. It seems like every girl around is now selling pussy !! i don't get anywhere near the volume of calls i used to get. Maybe i should retire, i don't want to be still doing this when everything has started to go south !

Can you believe how wak the ITV Belle De Jour drama is its pants ! but i knew it would be anyway.

I have to go now as i have just took a call I'll be back soon love n light Roxy x

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Saturday, September 29, 2007

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I am blonde Ha !!

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Sunday, September 16, 2007

Slut !!!!!

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Just because....

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Oh Darling !

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Friday, September 07, 2007

Maybe i was never meant to find true love !

I Haven't got much to say this evening ! (For once), forgot i had arranged to go to the cinema with my parents we watched "Sherry Baby" not at a normal cinema a kind of one screen type place. Big mistake i may add ! i have been on one for the last few days oops and today was such a hot humid day so i was coked up sweating like a bitch and trying to act normal infrount of my parents. The cinema was so hot and the movie was really deep and weird it was fucked up and the girl in the movie was basically in the same fucked up situation as me a wreck head.

I pretended to go to the bathroom twice so i could down a quick jack Daniels and coke and shove a fat one up my nose. To be fair its not the best moved being twatted in the cinema with your parents ! They had booked a table at a Moroccan restaurant after we had watched the movie but i couldn't face pretending to be the perfect daughter for a moment longer.

I got in my car driving as fast as i could trying to find the nearest off licence to get a tot. I pulled over and got a bottle of Smirnoff ice for the rest of the journey and a bottle of Henny MMmm. I couldn't wait to get home as i had left the rest of the sniff on the chopping board in my kitchen.

I really have fallen off the waggon again and who can blame me "Short story" my man has been out 4 weeks and he is locked back up in Rikers Island jail for violating his parole.

When he called me on Saturday to tell me i really thought it was a wind up. My head is fucked hence being back on the gear. Can i really go through all of this again i ask myself, i told him if he went back to Queens he would end up back where he started !!

I told him ages ago that if he got back into trouble and went back down he would take me with him, and he's done exactly that. All of my dreams have once again been shattered i really cant take much more all i have once again is cocaine !

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Cocaine, Champayne, Sex, Money and bullshit. Forget Belle De Jour, Bridget Jones who's she !! this is the real deal enjoy xx

: Name: roxyfoxy; Location: United Kingdom

Where the hell do i start ! Well i give a mint blow job !! For now ill just say ive been on a bender for the last 10 years i work in the adult industry and i live a mad life.

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