Sunday, August 20, 2006
"Excuse me sir can I order an extra pillow"
Just got back to base ! I was so glad to get out of the shopping car which I am driving at the moment courtesy of Audi. Well whoever decided that an Audi driver would want to drive a polo ! The dam thing hasn't even got a CD player do people really still buy cassettes ? I kept knocking the back wiper thingy not being used to hatchbacks.I passed the time away by rubbing durex play tingle lube which just for the record, is this weeks BOGOF (Buy one, get one free) offer at Tesco's ! I had dashed it into my handbag along with my silver bullet hoping for some filth. I think I over did it with the lube it was burning up. Anyway landed at my booking which I had been booked using a secret code. I have never heard this one has anyone else ?
He rang down to the porter and requested he order him an extra pillow ! I'm loving that one. Had a call earlier to go and see a couple, which I would have done but she only wanted me if I sucked pussy ! She said I'm not sucking yours ! I had to tell her that I was the plug not the socket ! Most girls don't mind that usually but she wanted a giver so no can do. That's not saying I don't but not on demand.
I am calling it a day now on the work front, I don't fancy going back out in the chicken chaser. It is judgment day on Monday regarding the flooring guy who has stitched me up. I want to nail the bastard for the way he has caused me pure headaches. He is now thinking that because of how I earn my money that he has got me in a corner and making threats.
How dare he ! And more importantly how dare I have mixed my business with my home. I am going to totally nail the bastard. I don't do business that way that's not how it works...
Listening to the Tidy Boys set on Galaxy FM not bad few cheeky little ones being dropped so im off to enjoy.
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