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Saturday, August 11, 2007

I have mastered the art of squirting !!

Can you believe i have learned how to squirt ! i wanna tell everyone it fucking rocks. Before now i never really thought about it. But last night having downloaded all my mans favorite porn star movies and this was his number one girl "Jada Fire" so i put the movie on and read the text on squirting (The post before this one) and i suddenly thought whilst watching the movie how fucking horny it was making me she is hot check her out.

I lay on my sofa doing what i had read about how to do it. don't get me wrong, i have squirted well what i thought was squirting as it now turns out to have been little more than a wet patch on the bed ! well fuck me! what happened next blew my mind for real, i knew i was about to cum so i stopped frigging and was totally mesmerised by this fountain that suddenly jetted straight up in the air shot over the back of the sofa soaked both legs from the waist down and left me lay there in a huge puddle !

I couldn't fucking believe that i could now do this in fact i had to do it all for a second time to make sure that it wasn't just a one off ! the second time was better than the first. When i finally went to bed i realised this has to be done on a towel in fact this is the absolute truth i soaked my whole body the bed was soaking and it had even hit all of the duvet !

I tasted it as well and it has no taste and it is NOT piss !! I never finger myself but id notice that her technique never involved toys always her fingers so I'm thinking it wont work with toys ! shit, the toys as far as I'm concerned can go back to Taiwan where they came from !

I'm now about to update my various adult profiles to make sure that everyone knows i am the new gash gusher !!!

roxyfoxy @ 10:34 pm


Comments:
I am today amazed by your posts...I got your email Roxy by the way.lol

I only discovered the art of squirting myself on Friday (how spooky eh?) when I had a cutie on top of me doing the classic 69 position. God did I get soaked! God was my tongue sore in the morning hehehehe.

The lady in question is one of my buddies and a hot one too. Classy chick. Reminded me of you.

Keep smiling and enjoy your hubby!

JJ x
 
Will do thanks ! xx
 
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