The Devils Dandruff

Sunday, February 26, 2006

One hundreth post cuuuumm on !!

Nothing in the world is difficult if one sets his mind to it.
After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: when you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
Never smack a man who's chewing tobacco.
It doesn't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
Never follow good whiskey with water, unless you're out of good whiskey.
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering someone else's dog around.
The biggest risk in life, is not taking one.
Don't worry about biting off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger than you think.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.
If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn the lesson.
Be careful! Bees with honey in their mouths, have stings in their tails.
There are two approaches to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.

roxyfoxy @ 11:13 am

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