The Devils Dandruff

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Fake it Baby !

Boo !

Well after my relapse I thought I'd better get back to keeping this thing going. Its the only thing as far as I can remember I haven't got bored of. Im totally on my arse at the moment as I haven't been working properly for nearly two weeks. Also to top it all off, I took some antibiotics and they gave me thrush and a throbbing beaver. I looked in the mirror and my pride and joy had turned bright red, instead of the usual silky velvet texture when I stroked it, it was sore and leathery. I wouldn't have minded if id have been banged senseless, not out of action due to a medical reason. Can you believe that the first booking I had after all that, was a guy called Roger that booked me to perform a whole hour of oral. It got of to a bad start when he got half way up my stairs and had trod mud into my cream carpet. I made him take his trainers off and told him they had seen better days. I also commented that the first thing women look at in a man where there shoes. It fell on deaf ears, next thing I noticed as he got on the bed next to me his fingers and nails were black. I said do you mind going and washing them if they are going anywhere near me. He said I don't use them just my tongue ! Just go and fucking wash them. After that I couldn't take to him. I did the decent thing and faked the first orgasm we then had a little chat regarding his love of giving oral. He really prided himself on being the best, to hear him talk no one could ever lick like he could. I let him stay down there until Gordon Ramseys kitchen nightmares had finished. I then had to think about my delicate bean which by now had completely had enough of his dull technique. As he had stated earlier, when I asked him, if he knew if a girl was faking it or not, he said he had no idea. So I pulled of an Oscar performance to be proud of, right from the screams to begging him to stop as I couldn't take anymore of the way he had made me explode. I then said that's when you no you made a girl cum ! Then instead of getting up like what normally happens he kneeled up and just started staring at me. That started to bother me, how can I explain well in a normal situation it would be cool, but bearing in mind this mans a stranger I no nothing about him ive let him into my house it is a very freeky thing to deal with. I told him I didn't like it he then said other girls had said the same thing. I don't think he was the full ticket I couldn't wait to shut the door behind him.

roxyfoxy @ 8:39 pm

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what a dense twat..lmao

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Tony : 3:11 pm

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