Wednesday, March 29, 2006
How many girls have you met that has a better porn collection than you ?
Just found this post from last night dont no why i didnt post it much more detail regarding my last moments leading up to the brandy spillage !!I wont be able to sleep unless I share what I will refur to from now on as a Roxyism.
I decided about half an hour ago I would go to bed. Took my brandy and coke and a book I am reading from a guy I no. As if by magic think 52 Festival road, I've gone from book to leaping out of bed deciding the porno already in the machine (too much talking remember my remote control problem) Under the bed there's the most amazing collection of porn.
I don't want to show off, but I fucking love my prod movie stash. Anyway, I cant believe im sharing my wank moment !!! The movie starts got my silver bullet, delve into the bag that looks like "scrapheap challenge" remembered the gold bullet that goes with the silver one was in lost property at a Holiday Inn somewhere on the M1.
I found some ass beads, hadn't replaced the batteries from last time (I remember hearing them buzzing on my floorboards before passing out last time) I opened the 3 remotes on the bed. Fucking hell I cant believe I got out of bed to go get the batteries. Infact OMG I have just realized they really are on constant charge for my dildo collection !!!!!!!!
Anyway all good except, I decided the scene on the amateur lesbian movie I had chosen (result) was too good to miss the start. Anyway gave myself the proper orgasm Three men failed to give me. I sat up leant down to take my shoes off (I always wank with my Jimmy Choos or Blahniks on sweety.
Brandy and coke flys up the wall dripping all into my dildo bag ! Fucking hell that's why I got up. Been a long time since I lay on the wet patch xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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