The Devils Dandruff

Monday, July 03, 2006

Plastic cock sucks

Thought I would share my collection with you ! I do keep promising myself I will go dildo shopping soon. Even more so after what has just happened out of the nine I have left only two of them are fully functioning and safe to use. Maybe if they were made outside of Taiwan they would last longer or were they not designed for the hammering that I give them.

My favouite ones are the silver bullets to the right of the rabbit. However it seems I must have left the matching gold one god knows where. I don't like plastic cocks, why make it look like cock if it aint, and as for the rabbit that must be the biggest overrated money spinner that was ever made, and the fuckin loudest it's like keep the duvet over it the neighbors can hear you. It puts me right off having to drown the noise out and mind my wank fest.

If you are one of those dollys that think they are the dogs danglers hearing that I always think to myself you must be a shit fuck or don't mind having a pink rubber stinking, bed fluff catching, spinning monstrosity hanging out of your gash !

Keep it simple the best and only ones you will ever need is a gold bullet for your pussy and a matching silver one for your ass ! Good for dipping in your pile of gak like a sherbert dip and shoving up your nose very handy when your being slammed that good you don't want to move ! you can even tell everyone they are gold dipped in 9ct gold !

Anyway going back to why the dildo bag got raided. I thought I would call it a day or rap up my drugs fuelled nightshift as you do at 7am ! I take my wanking time after coke very seriously or so it seems. Never really noticed im sure it will be worth reading back when im straight. So im going to do an off the cuff Roxy post that's if I can shut the fuck up and get to the point.

Hold tight . So I made my way into my bedroom turned my TV on and made sure that I rewound the tape back more, as I remember last time it was near the end of the prod movie and so had to get up holding both bullets covered in oil in between my legs.

I closed the window so I didn't have to keep muting the volume inbetween some German dolly getting her back doors slammed out ! Then I grabbed my bag of tricks realizing I only had one working bullet with good batteries in and all the rest you see in the picture.

I turned the slim gold one third on the right which started rattling realing loud and looking well past it's sell by date ! I started watching the dodgy looking movie called cunt eaters which I had turned on at a good part so was more than happy.

European porn has got to be the best I find the yank porn too polished. So there I was lying there thinking what a lucky bitch and all of a sudden the dildos rattling more and more up my ass I carry on just pulling the duvet over to drown the noise, something was not sounding right I pulled it out the fucking think is only sparking and looks like its ready to blow up ! Holy Moly I could have electrocuted my ass ! In the end I had to make do with a non vibrating ass fuck !

roxyfoxy @ 7:23 am

Comments:

Quite a collection ya got there, i think you could use a gun rack to mount all those weapons.

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Johnny Wadd : 5:16 pm

you are so fucking gorgeous if i could i would try you everyday just too hot love the pics and your blog

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revolution : 7:47 pm

I have just one vibrator, it looks like a delphin. Marvellous.

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Check out the Wahl 7-in-1 Vibrator (http://www.babeland.com/page/TIB/PROD/DE285050) It's big, it's ugly, and it plugs into the wall. If you can get passed that, it's also whisper quiet, very durable, and comes with 7 attachments so you can do whatever you want with it.

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Anonymous : 5:03 am

I'm suddenly very old, in fact ancient - 50 years. Should I spend the twilight of my life indulging in macrame and knitting ? Will I have to swap my Calvin Klein pants for incontince pants ?

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Are you on holiday Rox?

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Cocaine, Champayne, Sex, Money and bullshit. Forget Belle De Jour, Bridget Jones who's she !! this is the real deal enjoy xx

: Name: roxyfoxy; Location: United Kingdom

Where the hell do i start ! Well i give a mint blow job !! For now ill just say ive been on a bender for the last 10 years i work in the adult industry and i live a mad life.

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