Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Still searching for my princess

Hey, another week has passed more tissues and issues but im hanging on in. I hope that I haven't lost my readers due to me not being able to update so much. It's nearly 2 am and im writing this on word and hopefully I can copy it onto a disc and publish it at my friends tomorrow.

I go away on Monday with the couple I mentioned a while back who have booked me to spend next Monday to Thursday at there private holiday home on a fuck fest. Hang on with me and then the following week my broadband will be installed and then I will spend time focusing on the devils dandruff and get it back into shape.

Don't forget I will have a whole four days of antics im sure to report back with, I may keep a journal while I am there so I don't forget the best bits.

I digress I have just got in from a booking and took a slow drive around the streets while it was quiet looking for Tallulah belle. Still no news except for the call I took on Tuesday morning I was in the bank at the time so I was on voicemail. I got into my car and my Bluetooth was booming out the last part of a message which said in connection with your missing cat.

I hit the brakes faster than the speed of light. I dialed the number and got thought to this old man who was hit with where are you, where is she, when why what it was like all of a sudden this one call all of a sudden took me higher than any thing I had ever felt. It was so magical kind of like when you were a little girl and everything was about dreams and all things nice.

Happy endings that kind of stuff. I pulled up ran to his door, well the fox gets out of the car looking fly I may say roof down headscarf my new big shades, he came to the door typical client material I bet, the mans not 100 % sure if it is her I just wanted him to say something positive I was getting so frustrated all of a sudden I just broke down saying this and that,

Yes dear I understand im a cat lover all he could say was about his pussy, typical man, as soon as he pointed to where his Smokey was buried I broke down like a silly bint.

He said the local newspaper would work that was it 'don't you think I would do that if I could, Im an escort don't you think I haven't thought that I can't bring attention to myself kind of meaning. Well his eyes popped out of his head, as I stood there wishing I could retract what I had just said.

I needed a stiff drink, still no cat, but he said if he saw it this evening he would call me.

Called my mum and told her the good news. Hope was there blue Persian, I couldn’t wait to get his call.

Next day I was still feeling granday, fucking glued to my cell, I took a call from what I can only describe as I don't even really listen to Maria but as I typed that last sentence her lyrics came blinding straight into my head.

I just got up to fix another JD and questioned blogging the down times again which unless you have read all the archives which had a very dark patch. I guess I feel funny about typing something huge that has happened in my life which is not in any way connected to my job. I will carry on typing as I would like to read back and try to find answers to what has been going on in my life, and I can only start to do this is by typing you know girl.

The chances of this happening was a harsh test. This women was about to shatter all my dreams she had seen my posters and all she had in mind was to make me aware she had a blue cream Persian cat in the area, not only the area the road behind where the old man who had said he had seen her.

The comedown was like rock bottom, the bitch even sent her son to the mans with the pedigree certificate ''all I can say to her is fuck you bitch I don't want your pussy im hardly going to take her cat I could buy ten of them thanks very much. So that was fucked up big style.

Before I continue as they say time is a healer things are looking up I am fighting back now I love my new house I can deal with shit luley is not far away I see her in my dreams pawing my new door and I see the number.

Have been mega busy this week, Wednesday was a fucked up night. I took a call from a guy who had called me ages ago saying in a winey voice '' need to make love to a women even telling me it had been 13 yrs, fuck me words cant describe,

He came to greet me at the end of his garden path he looked younger than I had expected, I am not fond of OAP bookings infact WTF !!

We went up into his 70's style Palma violet type hygenia G plan nightmare, I took the side by the teas made and dusty binatone nicotine stained clock radio!!

When he said 13 yrs he meant it!! I said you must have had a wank check this out he dosent believe in doing so. I didn't take the subject any further I don't do non wankers. He said he had the odd wet dream 13 years of nothing where does it go?

So blew air kisses he thanked me for cuming which I replied no thank you, winking at him for cuming.

I landed at my 9pm who at 6.pm had given me the gut feeling, how mad is this I took his call which is only coming to light now. I had a 7pm and 9pm and him for 9.30 if his was the only booking that night I was saying to myself listen to your heart so I carried on with my full diary. I was in the area so I said ill be over. I drove up the road pulling my nose it was hardly Mayfair, peasants!! I knocked his door noticing that the mail was on the mat and I wasn't feeling good energy I wasn't pissed off I saw it a mile off.

I had asked him for a land line number, as soon as he said he didn't have one always spells tramp sorry but you have a phone line if you're logged on. I then asked him questions which I never need to ask. He said he was 28 I asked why he didn't have a landline and what his job was which he said was it and he only rented the place every so often and he said his name was Harvey.

As I got into my car the cell rang, its Harvey im balling you don't even fucking live there he's like sorry its 85 not 87 he had make a mistake.

All of a sudden I said you're not Asian are you. Yes he said big mouth goes ''fuckin forget it I don't do Asians''He is so lucky it wasn't another gal he was fucking with with her pimp in the car.

I couldn't believe an Asian had slipped through the net! All the signs were there. I then took a call from a guy whispering his name as Andy I had a feeling as soon as he said the area it was him. Well I used to hate seeing him as you will see. I stood outside waiting for him to come down from his smeggy flat onto of pound world peasant in his old room it has this window ledge covered in nails if I rem right to stop the pigeons. Having stood outside for at least ten mines four calls to his whispering creepy voice. I was livid when I got to his pokey bed-sit I even said hurry up lets get it over and done with. I didn't care I was sick of trying to get him to talk to be fair his state of health looked worse than ever as it had been 2 yrs since I last saw him.

The way he made me feel totally freaked the fuck out of me, he didn't say one word and just stared at me, I kept saying are you ok, he didn't move, I said get your pants off, constantly scanning the perimeter of the room clocking the tea stains on the wall the filth dressing table, things got worse I kept saying why didn't you let me in and stop freaking me out. I then heard a notice which sent me off on one again. I was like Andy whose here I was terrified and I mean that. The way I was feeling like I was in some totally fucked up booking which I was going to get if you have seen hostel then your know where im coming from.

I looked at the door which a hand had appeared I shot up whose that what the fuck. A fat peado looking freak said what is going on in here do you want to tell me Andrew whets going on.

He then said is this the same girl from earlier Andrew, at this point I thought shit it's the old bill it's a set up!! I said who the hell are you he said he was the landlord.

The relief I felt I wanted to jump on him. I was like oh my god thank you thank you so much. I had been that freaked out by Andrew. I could see him looking at the whole picture he was sat on the end of the bed, jeans round his ankles me sat in turquoise French knickers tits out.

I have never got dressed so fast. I said I wasn't the girl he was referring to. He said so you haven't got a pimp outside waiting in the car. I said no holding my keys I was like get me out of here walk me to my car. Turns out dear Andrew had another girl before me and her pimp had chinned his mate. I told the guy I can see how that has happened, fuck me he needs sectioning, as I left his squallier I said don’t ever call me again. All his landlord was banging on about was how much had I took off him not enough to put up with that shit sunshine.

I have just kind of starting to enjoy my new pad, I will post some picks soon. Little things over the last few days have picked me up, I have been here three weeks and only the last few days I have started focusing on things. My kitchen looks funky I have a pink kitchen with cocktail bar we heyyyyyyy !

Im not girly but pink works its different I have just ordered the baby pink bar stools maybe I will find my dream man one day who will bend me over one mmm yes purlease.

I bought a chandelier and door bell today this is an example of things I have to deal with that maybe others don’t and never even would do.

I bought a door bell how cute, I couldn't stop testing the dingdong I stuck it on the wall and noticed a place to write I guess that would state a name or family surname. Its no big deal but I can't put jack in. Who am I Kate Emelia Victoria?

Havent touched any sniff since residing here, I have worked out why not ok no gadgets no net no tunes etc the only way to stop the habit is to loose the net fact. No way ! I have missed it as much as luley ! Oh ye guess what this is high five im smiling typing it ha. I took matters not my hand over the remote I have missed for time. You remember ff whilst fully loaded manual style. I got to work cotton buds new batteries clean all the clogged up oil out. Treat can you believe I cured it! I pressed play well what day a know filth.

Well I have really enjoyed typing this and can't wait to be back in business. Don’t forget away next week week after expect me. Also if this post is copied and pasted raw onto blogger then it will not be fannied up spell check punct etc. Depends on time xxxxxxxxxxxxx love n light xxxxxxxxxxxx rox

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