The Devils Dandruff

Monday, August 27, 2007

Shameless

What a peculiar booking last night ! I took all of the details and after quite a long drive i landed at my destination, well that's what i thought it was.

I started knocking on the door no answer, i knocked again, and again still no answer. I was starting to get mad thinking it was a bogus booking when all of a sudden i looked across the road and saw this guy running towards the driveway. I said "hi, just slipping a quick pint in before i got here" he nodded at me and put the key into his front door.

We walked through to his kitchen and i put my arms around him and gave him a welcoming kiss and introduced myself. He stood there staring at me, i said so shall we sort the money out then that's blah blah blah. He just stood there i said your John right ? he said in a foreign accent no I'm Fredericka i said you told me on the phone that your name was John. He just stood there and said in a funny accent that he hadn't but the landlord was called George ? i thought maybe i had got the name wrong . It then dawned on me what the fuck was this man letting me into the house if he didn't know who the hell i was ?? when i asked him he just shrugged his shoulders. It was totally bizarre more so that everytime that i had asked him if it was 60 Rain****b he had said yes ! fucking guy didn't even know his own address, turns out that it was 60 abbey road which continues into the road that i had wanted and the guy who had booked me was waiting outside the correct house.

More too the point i was thinking i cant believe i have just waltzed into this strangers house who could have been anybody but then realised whats different that's what you do most nights anyway yikes !!!

Not much to say about the booking except when he got the dick out he said its small isn't it ! he was quite correct but i just said it was an average size, which seemed to make him feel better.

Not much happened after except there was a good set on radio One playing the last Ten years of dance anthems which took me back a few years.

Lay around the house today getting through the whole box set of shameless which is fucking mint, due to my unsociable hours job thats what i usually have to do if it's something i enjoy watching. I guess Sky Plus would do the job now that I come to think about it.

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Saturday, August 25, 2007

Help The Aged

Wow, what a night ! i took a call, from whats becoming a regular booty call on the regular each week. ($$$$$$$$$$) :)

It was around 11pm last night when i got the call from Ian, i was at the time fake tanning, preening myself and more than likely busy doing fuck all !!

He made out i had to get there ASAP which wasn't a problem as i was ready to role as soon as i got dressed and put some makeup on. I put on the easiest choice of clothes which was a very OTT leopard print dress which at the time was a great choice. But it turned out not to be the greatest choice when you are still wearing it the next morning standing out like a sore thumb on tescos forecourt amongst the Saturday shoppers whilst getting fags and fuel !!

In fact, if you had looked at me you would have known i had had, a good night HA

Anyway, getting to the point, i arrived at his apartment having drove like a mad bitch. The only hurry he was in was to get my ass through the door and shove loads of gear up my hooter !

He was totally fucking spangled off his fuckin pod ! I get on with him we have good conversation but fuck me talk about beating around the bush ! ask him a question he turns it into a never ending story "Just get too the point"

So he paid me for one hour as per usual, and just for the record Ian must have been thinking that this hour he has paid me for, entitles him to a whole fucking night of my time.

I got up to go as by this point i really was exhausted by the fact that this man was totally in denial regarding his coke cock. This has to be the most severe case i have ever had to deal with it was desperate and i was having none of his piffle. "Please Kate five minutes you wait and see I'll be able to cum, "This time i promise I'm nearly there yadda yadda nearly there, yeah right ! that cock ain't going nowhere until at least Tuesday at the earliest ! he was sweating all over me, yuk ! at the same time trying to shove my pussy, with this drowned rat thing hanging in between his legs complete with a banana flavoured rubber hanging off it !

by this point i really had, had enough bearing in mind I've had no dick still ! and my pussy has had quite enough of being slapped by a stretched piece of latex and quite frankly i was not impressed. I told him "no cock no pussy"

All he had to do was get it hard it's not a big job ! i said shut the fuck up and concentrate never mind anything else ! I got up to go in the lounge i said OK the deal is if you can come in five minutes then put your poke where your mouth is fifty quid that you can't ! his next words where OK fifty quid but give me ten minutes i said see you just proved that you are chatting shit. He said ten minutes fifty quid i said no, five minutes fifty quid, you want ten minutes then it goes up too a ton.

He couldn't back it up !! so the next thing hes like right ill pay you for another hour. I was back on the grind again and accepted his offer i don't mind doing it if Ive been paid to do it but I'm not going to sit there and do it for free hell no.

So here we go again back to the bedroom which isn't actually his bedroom its the master suite of his friends that he lodges with. I don't think i would be very happy if i found out that roger the lodger had took it upon himself to use my bedroom. My question was are you fucking her or what he's like nope i said so what the fuck are we doing on her bed. I don't think that me and her have a lot in common i said wheres her dildos look in the drawer she must have one. The best he could come up with was her fucking hairbrush ! Ha not only have i used her bed been fucked with her hairbrush, then made him find me a hair bobble to tie my hair up with so i could take a shower in HER shower he came back with one of her black thongs as she had no bobbles !

Anyway i end up once again back on his sofa ready to go ! next thing the Cheque book comes flying back out, you no the story back in the bedroom. Having made him sign on the dotted line !

This man is still totally trying to convince me that he's gonna give it to me !

Now are you ready for what happened next ? i can't remember who calculated the next move must have been me ! no surprise there but as he wasn't ever going to manage to satisfy me i suggested we call a hooker up to come and fuck us. So i found the local paper and started from the best girls having clocked right at the bottom "Mature Suzy" which i had no intentions of trying to call her. Well its like 6am in the morning and all of a sudden the only person who takes the call is "Mature Suzy" So i called her pretending we are husband and wife she quoted a price which i couldn't believe was more than what I charge !!!

I didn't like her one bit from the start she was nothing like the way i do business with in fact i had to ask her if she was actually real as i did really think i was listening too her answering machine. I said how big are your tits "34B" OH ! she was as rude as fuck and was a turn off. But i said to Ian if shes ugly we just make sure shes bent over so we don't have to look at her. So the deal was sealed i said look just call her up once more all i wanted to no was that is she going to give us what we want ??

In other words yes or no are you going to be on some bullshit or are you gagging for it as much as we want you to be so next thing we are at the cashpoint then Ian decides to move the goalposts he came out with we go 50/50 all of a sudden i thought if you think i am giving a penny of my hard earned dollars to some fucking pensioner you must be crazy I'm like listen Ian my man would go crazy if i paid for pussy and i knew that she would hardly be value for money !! so that was it i said get on the phone tell her your wife's kicked off and got jealous. So basically it was one of them so near yet so far ! Can you believe how crazy i am !!!!!!

It was all funny at the same time and the more i kept thinking about her the more she was implanted in my mind i said just think babes at least she wouldn't have drank all our champagne she would have bought her flask "Mature" i bet she wasn't a day under 60 !!

Well i am now sat here contemplating whether to go back to Ian's as he is still wanking like a bastard !! BYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYE MWAH

roxyfoxy @ 5:39 PM < 2 comments

Saturday, August 18, 2007

A cokeheads restroom HA

What a nause keep having to piss

roxyfoxy @ 7:08 AM < 2 comments

Good Mornin xx

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Monday, August 13, 2007

You can stand under my umbrella

This is what i had on when i just squirted !

roxyfoxy @ 2:34 AM < 0 comments

And ths is where it hit my pillow !!

roxyfoxy @ 2:27 AM < 0 comments

This is the back !

roxyfoxy @ 2:26 AM < 0 comments

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Holla back right now

It has come to my attention that i hardly ever respond to comments that peeps have took the time out to do. its just something i haven't been doing. That is so rude and i hadn't really noticed being totally oblivious as per usual.

I have answered loads of old ones just now, and was feeling the love that loads of you give me that has brightened up my bad day. Don't ask ! i have been feeling crushed and having to deal with something that really was a head fuck that i didn't know how to deal with.

I don't even dare take myself back to the dark place that came out of nowhere in the early hours of this morning cause i only had one way out. I felt suffocated being in a situation that had no answers, i always have a solution or land sunny side up but not where my heart is involved. I am feeling good tonight cause i have had time to think and realise that i am bigger than what happened i let someone take me out of character which you should never allow to happen.

No one can ever fuck with me but remember it is always going to happen remember that, be careful and don't ever play yourself the way you allowed someone to make you do exactly that last night.

peace xxxx

roxyfoxy @ 10:40 PM < 0 comments

ASIF....................

whats wrong with us asian men hun . u might have had a bad meet with 1 but that those not mean we all like that so com lets not be silly and let me com see u

roxyfoxy @ 4:30 AM < 0 comments

Just keeping you up to speed with how good i am mwahhhhhhhhhhh x


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GMT: 12/08/2007 03:19

roxyfoxy @ 4:20 AM < 0 comments

This is copied and pasted from one of my net profiles

Im 28 years old, with an all over body tan and a curvey size 14 figure. I have expressive eyes and a great smile. I have 36D natural breasts with great nipples that love being sucked hard.

Im very classy and always great fun, should you require an escort. Im totally independent and have my own transport and dont mind travelling to see clients. I have a great designer wardrobe so i can dress to please for social events. Or can look very discreet when coming to visit its up to you.

I offer both in calls and out and am based in a lovely discreet location with private parking in a safe suberb, which is very easy to find and close to the motorway links.

Im very much into the good life and having lots of fun. I love being fucked and having my sweet tasteing pussy licked until i cum.

If you book me for escorting i make great company as i love to party and have lots of fun. Remember to stock your mini bar though as that is my first port of call !!

When I'm not entertaining men, (or women) In my spare time i enjoy horse riding (i have two horses) and love to go shopping like most women ! I love being wined and dined and enjoy good conversation. I'm very much into writing and at present i am writing a book. So as you can see i like to keep myself fairly busy. I also have a stunning girlfriend who is occasionally available due to her being an air hostess, contact me for more info. (Our rates are 200.00 per hour each) PLEASE NOTE SHE IS NOT AVALIABLE FOR BOOKINGS WITHOUT MYSELF SHE DOES NOT WORK ALONE.

I love meeting sexy slick couples as well. Look forward to hearing from you. xx

P.S Please do not communicate via tex when arranging a meeting as i find it very unreliable and in personal.

roxyfoxy @ 4:11 AM < 0 comments

P.S when i jump post has been modified check it

roxyfoxy @ 3:35 AM < 0 comments

Im now in the horrors 241 WTF 241 my arse it's 214 OMG i have just sat here smoking a fat bud and going threw posts and comments and i'm loving it. I may have one time mentioned this but this is realtalk i blog and keep going then boom a lil tickle vibe creeps up on me and i sit and do the archives and then focus on the comments yeah i'm feeling the shit out of it HA i have just smoked a big spliff and going with the flow you know why ? cause nothing can fuck with what is planted in the back of my mind (smiling) good, bad, fucked up whatever could happen in my life between now and the next time i blog that i'm going up the stairs and i'm squirting and treasuring this latest little gem that has made me blush sharing !!! i am stoned

Post title to follow i am mashed mwah

roxyfoxy @ 3:11 AM < 0 comments

214 "and i'm feeling you'

OK The wait is over i have to make an announcement that my husband was released on Tues. I am on my way to Queens to get married shortly. I love the shit out of this man and i know i don't really go into too much detail about this whole love story but yeah we ARE ONE.....

214

Two Hearts
One Soul
For life

before i go don't forget he has never read his wifeys blog should i be nervous I'm excited but fuck !! i think i should broadcast my wedding online what do you all think ?? cause i cant tell my family well not for now. So i could make it available for the right money which would contribute for me staying longer in Queens and that would be the lick...

what do you think the going rate for me would be HA as if I'm fucking priceless

You will be getting to know who Roxy hit the jackpot with very soon.

P.S He's my baby xx

roxyfoxy @ 2:25 AM < 0 comments

When i say jump you say how high !

Well i have just landed back from a booking which i actually enjoyed ! He booked me except he forgot to mention that he was my slave. I have never entertained this part of the adult industry just not my thing. But he told me what it was all about and no sex involved he wanted to be my slave and worship me and do what i say. Well it was a Lil crazy to start but boom i was on form. I said get on your knees now, yes mistress, i said who's pussy is this he said that's for real men i said that's fuck in right bitch. Pieces of shit only get to look as pussy like this.

He said let me lick those boots i was loving it. I said get the oil and get that pussy reading for me to fuck myself, i was like open those legs show me the bitch that you are. Oh i could go on forever but i have a bad back and I'm not comfortable sat here so i will have to wrap it up but i loved it it was funny ! I'm not saying i want that shit on the regular just in a bluey like that !!

Im back this is too good a post to be keeping you on hold kisses

I said get that arse ready to be fucked thats tright be a good beatch. You are only here to be my bitch i was like tell me whos your mistress whos got the best pussy thats right bitch do as i say.

He said do you have a piece of leather i can cum on i said i call the shots you do not ask you cum when i fucking say and stay on those knees you cum on the floor HA and to finish to the glamour of the whole situation he proceeded to get dressed and totally get out of character !! he said thats me sorted for about six months bye happy as i was whilst punching those numbers into my safe and banking MY wonga XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

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Saturday, August 11, 2007

I have mastered the art of squirting !!

Can you believe i have learned how to squirt ! i wanna tell everyone it fucking rocks. Before now i never really thought about it. But last night having downloaded all my mans favorite porn star movies and this was his number one girl "Jada Fire" so i put the movie on and read the text on squirting (The post before this one) and i suddenly thought whilst watching the movie how fucking horny it was making me she is hot check her out.

I lay on my sofa doing what i had read about how to do it. don't get me wrong, i have squirted well what i thought was squirting as it now turns out to have been little more than a wet patch on the bed ! well fuck me! what happened next blew my mind for real, i knew i was about to cum so i stopped frigging and was totally mesmerised by this fountain that suddenly jetted straight up in the air shot over the back of the sofa soaked both legs from the waist down and left me lay there in a huge puddle !

I couldn't fucking believe that i could now do this in fact i had to do it all for a second time to make sure that it wasn't just a one off ! the second time was better than the first. When i finally went to bed i realised this has to be done on a towel in fact this is the absolute truth i soaked my whole body the bed was soaking and it had even hit all of the duvet !

I tasted it as well and it has no taste and it is NOT piss !! I never finger myself but id notice that her technique never involved toys always her fingers so I'm thinking it wont work with toys ! shit, the toys as far as I'm concerned can go back to Taiwan where they came from !

I'm now about to update my various adult profiles to make sure that everyone knows i am the new gash gusher !!!

roxyfoxy @ 10:34 PM < 2 comments

For all my girls don't try it now try it RIGHT now !

What is a G-Spot Orgasm ?

The myths that female ejaculation is the result of poor bladder control have been proven wrong. Physician's in there ignorance tried to cure it for decades many women felt it dreadfully abnormal and tried to hide and avoid it.

Researchers have established that one in five women ejaculate through their urethra (rather than their vagina) some of the time but not always. The stimulation of the G-Spot produces both her ejaculation and her deep uterine contractions.

Finally we now know the difference between women who squirt and those that don't is in the number and size of their periurethrat glands.

Women's responses to direct stimulation of the G-Spot is identical to the response of males when their prostate is stimulated. The first few seconds of stimulation produces a strong feeling to urinate. This feeling lasts from two to ten seconds maybe longer before changing to a distinctly sexual enjoyment.

Most women when faced with this sensation hold back their sexual responses in fear of wetting their partners.

This might explain why up to 25 % of American females never have orgasms, they've learned early that to avoid the embarrassment they have to hold back !

(Taken from Jada Fire is squirt women 2)

roxyfoxy @ 10:17 PM < 0 comments

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Cocaine, Champayne, Sex, Money and bullshit. Forget Belle De Jour, Bridget Jones who's she !! this is the real deal enjoy xx

: Name: roxyfoxy; Location: United Kingdom

Where the hell do i start ! Well i give a mint blow job !! For now ill just say ive been on a bender for the last 10 years i work in the adult industry and i live a mad life.

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