The Devils Dandruff

Saturday, September 09, 2006

"I call the shots"

Well: It's the early hours of Saturday morning and I have just scored some finest Peruvian flake it's the dogs danglers !!

I went back today to go pick up the hire car, I am driving a lovely Ford Mondeo complete with bad boy alloy wheels !! I'm going to stop moaning seen as according to the owner of the hire car place this is his best motor !! Thank god for baseball caps !!

Mmm this candy is hitting the spot just nicely, haven't had any good gear for ages well at least a week ! Moderation that's what I say !! It looks like I may be driving this for some time, I have requested that my car dealer finds me the CLK in quartz blue he reckons it's like finding a needle in a haystack. I wish I hadn't spotted the dam thing in the garage now ! If he has no joy after another week I may settle on a black or silver one as he reckons there are loads of them around.

I have decided no brand new cars from now on in three years the Audi lost me 10 K !! Think how much of that would have gone up my nose though so its swings and roundabouts me thinks !

Well it is now 6.10AM it's been a few hours since I left this post on hold to go and do a booking. I wasn't planning on even leaving the house as I had not long landed back here from scoring a couple of G's yes "The Devils Dandruff" struck again.

I told the guy I would be there within the hour, and the rest I forgot I was arriving in a Sherman tank !

As soon as I got there I knew it was going to go tits up. The reason being, he was one of those clients that from the minute you arrive keeps harping on about what he expects for his money blah blah ! "Does the hour start from when we get upstairs or am I using my time to be pouring you drinks"

He started off being quite tolerable, then every time I moved my arm he thought I was clock watching. He kept saying every five minutes that he wanted his full hour in the bedroom. Well in the end to shut him up off we went upstairs. Then he starts calling the shots in a way that made me feel on edge. He kept saying im paying you I say what etc, well im sorry to tell you mate but I'm not here to be thrown around and be fucked left right and centre so that you think your getting your moneys worth.

An escort is not paid in my opinion, to be fucked for a whole hour of the booking. I hate clients like this, because they worry that much about the poke and thinking they are getting stitched up that they make the sex unbearable.

I kept explaining that by now I had been there over one and a half hours but to him he hadn't had his full hour fucking me. I explained that if he wanted to pay me another hour I would happily stay as he kept commenting that I hadn't got any more bookings to go on. He refused to pay me to stay for longer so I said see so why should I. He couldn't understand that I was not his girl and was not enjoying him keep holding his load back like I had all fucking night !

That was it, I had,had enough of his fucking dictating his definition of a bootycall, I call the shots end of.

Maybe next time he uses the service, instead of fucking about and worrying too much, he will get on with what he had paid to do and let loose !!

roxyfoxy @ 2:28 am

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