The Devils Dandruff

Diary of a High Class Hooker.....Enjoy Your Stay!

Monday, April 10, 2006

What can i say !

Just been on my 10PM appointment another blast from the past I used to see this client a few years ago.

Got pissed on some nice vino and he fucked me over his jukebox which was playing "Bad Moon Rising" Well in a fashion I wasn't bothered anyway because around six PM this evening I was feeling that horny it was a joke twitching like mad.

Anyway went into my boudouir and Maxwell and Tallulah-Belle were snoozing, I thought it was out of order to disturb them just to have a frigg. So I grabbed a dildo lay back on my sofa whilst watching Essex Boys DVD (Don't bother its pants) and had a nice wank. I wondered if my neighbor's would be able to see they are probably used to it !

Took my car to be washed again everytime it rains it's still pissing purple emulsion down my drive. The guy's washed it and I asked them to valet the inside as it looked trashed due to virtually living in it last week.

They did an OK job seen as I was dealing with a bunch of Albanian immigrants who couldn't speak a word of fucking English. I don't usually take the change back, but they in my opinion did not deserve a tip. !! On the roof the items which they had retrieved from under the seats were.

1 Contact Magazine
1 Strawberry Condom
2 Bottle Tops
2 Hello Magazines
2 Chanel Lipsticks
1 Glass Pink Art Deco Table Cigarette Lighter (Meant to have taken to get fixed, decided more useful to leave it incase of self defense)
1 Laddered Black Stocking

Anyway I take it all back what I said earlier, about denying myself the Devil's Dandruff I was in denial and talking utter piffle. As it happens I've just landed back with a cheeky G. Fucking hell, throughout today I have taken a fucked up amount of different drugs without giving a second thought at the time.

1 Prozac
2 5-HTP
2 Apple Cider Vinegar Diet Caps
3 (500 mg) Ultra Ginseng
1 Flaxseed Oil Caps
2 Green Tea Caps
2 Ephedrine Pills
3 Skunk Spliffs
4 Glasses of Vino
.8 of Coke (Don't go there !)

1 client that was two pumps n a squirt

1 client that didn't even make it past the foreplay

1 Pre Dinner Wank

1 client who lost it after two pumps (But failed to notice as I was making him feel otherwise, im not always feisty)

Anyway just to mention im now using Firefox, well I was until I realized it's not letting my spell check work , wish I hadn't bothered so until I fix things forgive me. Anyway be lucky Love N Light Rox xx

roxyfoxy @ 11:00 pm

Comments:

Thats why im so flexible hon xxx

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roxyfoxy : 7:40 pm

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