The Devils Dandruff

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Everyday can't be magical !!

You work very odd hours.

You are paid a lot of money to keep your client happy.

You charge by the hour but your time can be extended for the right price.

You are not proud of what you do.

Creating fantasies for your clients is rewarded.

It's difficult to have a family.

You have no job satisfaction.

You are embarrassed to tell people what you do for a living.
· People ask you what you do and you can't explain it.

Your family hardly recognizes you.

Your friends have distanced themselves from you and you're left hanging with only other professionals.

Your client pays for your hotel room plus your hourly rate.

Your client always wants to know how much you charge and what they get for the money.

Your client encourages drinking and you become addicted to drugs to ease the pain of it all.

You know you are charging more than you are worth but if the client is foolish enough to pay it's not your problem.

When you leave to go see a client, you look great, but return looking like hell (compare your appearance on Monday A.M. to Friday P.M.).

You are rated on your performance in an excruciating ordeal.

Even though you get paid the big bucks, it's the client who walks away smiling.

The client always thinks your cut of your billing rate is higher than it actually is, and in turn, expects miracles from you.

When you deduct your take from your billing rate, you constantly wonder if you could get a better deal.

Everyday you wake up and tell yourself you're not going to be doing this stuff for the rest of your life.

roxyfoxy @ 4:57 pm

Comments:

Oh the glamour, the glamour!!

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Arr my special poem ! Love n Light xx

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roxyfoxy : 11:17 pm

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