Sunday, February 26, 2006
Virtual fucks yes or no ?
Im going to sum up my antics in this post and when im straight hopefully ill read it back and think you wanka roxy ! well since landing back from last night. Im still on it and its 11.23 am. I just dont want to call it a day.Im lying face down naked on my bed with the electric blanket schmoozing my whole frountal. I have my laptop here half a bottle of Veuve Clicquot a big fat bud and a room that infact a whole house im managed to trash whilst on a bender. Lets play eye spy and see what i have created. OKKeyboard clogged with ash, powder and drips of champayne
Porno coming out of the TV
A can of sea Water Nasal Spray
Some black ass beads (vibrating )
A greasy bottle of baby oil
Champayne Flute caked in lipgloss
The towel i lay on so i could pore oil all over me (read my previous topic on female dryness whilst on cocaine)
And my two cells that i cant answer due to not being able to string a sentance together.
And finally i nearly forgot my vice of all vices. The webcam i forgot id been having virtual sex.
Whats that all about ? I did it once and it was the best ever i can remember every second of it. Id just discovered webcams at the time i then met this guy of a site called faceball i think anyway i had this fantasy that i had to see a cum shot but i wanted it shot at there cam thinking it would kinda land smack bang on my screen. We were lying there i positioned my webcam, whilst fucking myself watching him wank i was riding the fuck out of my gold bullet dildo. Well i was playing a new tune that had come out Hotel which sounded so slick at the time he told me we would press C when we were about to cum so we did together and with the cam streaming being kinda slower, him wanking his cock and the slow motion cum shot i squirted like a bitch. Then at the click of a button he went cheers shady, that was my name shadylady and his screen went black. I then did it a few more hundred times (no) then decided virtual fucking was not for me. I still love it but just for the fun and tease i want the real deal not that nonsence !
One hundreth post cuuuumm on !!
Nothing in the world is difficult if one sets his mind to it.After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: when you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
Never smack a man who's chewing tobacco.
It doesn't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
Never follow good whiskey with water, unless you're out of good whiskey.
If you get to thinking you're a person of some influence, try ordering someone else's dog around.
The biggest risk in life, is not taking one.
Don't worry about biting off more than you can chew. Your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger than you think.
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
Always drink upstream from the herd.
Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly.
If you're riding ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
When you give a lesson in meanness to a critter or a person, don't be surprised if they learn the lesson.
Be careful! Bees with honey in their mouths, have stings in their tails.
There are two approaches to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
Saturday, February 25, 2006
Normal is a cycle on a washing machine
Had a slow week due to me being that canned last week I forgot to place my advert. Had a few calls from my internet adverts but not enough to keep my sex cravings under control. Went to see an old regular who owns a country pub, had only been thinking lately it has been over 12 months since he called me, and then up he pops out of the blue. Forgot who Charlotte was when he asked that name. From time to time I change my working name and had completely forgotten I was once known as Charlotte, (Charlie for short !) Well he had requested stilletoes and a short skirt which I was happy to oblige even though it was -1 on my temperature thingy in the car. When I got there, he explained why the short skirt. Apparently there was a local girl, who he called a prick teaser, who always leans over the pool table in front of the bar to take her shots. So I had to act out the shot while he positioned my thong like a cheese wire up my ass. I knew he wasn't going to do me over the table, as Jim is probably over 20 stone too many hot pots I reckon. Went up stairs into his attic style room, and basically carried out the same scenario as every other time I've seen him. We have never had sex, that's why I have to bring my friend as he calls it along. He always says "good girl Charlotte" "that's my girl" which nauses the hell out of me. He's a nice client even though his sacks are like leather, wonder what turned them into rhino skin ! For some bizarre reason, I imagine his wife or someone who uses that room to be a Tranny. As im lying there, after I've counted the cobwebs above the bed. There's a hook on the back of the door with the most hideous style ladies clothing on it. When I say hideeeeous I mean rarted, who the fuck, except closet trannys wear twinsets and pleated skirts. Blouses made of that polyester stuff that sticks to the iron. Funny the things I see, or is there nothing to see? I bet there was, when his misses clocked the gism that I wiped on her sheets.Well its Saturday night nearly and im going to my cousins wedding reception, which states on the invite strictly fancy dress ! Keeping in theme I guess seen as Elvis married them in the Little Chapel in Vegas. Fancy dress is not the fox's thing normally, but I've managed to put a slick little outfit together. Im going as myself without anyone the wiser ! Well kind of. It will be like any other day dressing up to please Haaaaaa !! Im going as a gangsta's mole. I have a blonde short slut wig which seen as I have curly brunette hair down to my ass crack looks weird. Pinstripe suit fishnet stockings, red fuck me shoes a cigarette holder and a very realistic air pistol. Actually I look like a cross between Julia Roberts in pretty woman and Mallory from Natural Born Killers Commmm On ! The best of it is, I've been taking fetish and dom bookings to go to after the party. I'll Never reach my first billion if I play to hard especially on my busiest night. I'll be taking my camera so watch this space. Toodle Pip xxx
Wednesday, February 15, 2006
I do not do business via tex
How can i not share with you the bollox that comes through my phone. Just took a call from a guy who was looking for an appointment. He then went on to ask if i had experience with small men. (most of them !) I said dont worry he then kept on about it and wanted to no if i would belittle his size. He was begging to be humiliated instead of putting the phone down i lost it and ranted its not my fucking problem your cocks so small ! hung up and yes gave him what he wanted, shit ! fell for that one. I must receive around 30 tex messages per week which i am going to share before i delete them. Just to let you no i do not do business via tex i even state in my adverts no tex. Just saying the word gets me going you would not believe the lenghts these men go to just so i will reply. I get ones saying things like thanks for last night etc or im in a meeting so can only tex. You name it they try it to get a tex sex thing going. Im glad im not able to reply as anyone texing me are total timewasters. It shows how much time they have to sit there composing a story and one split second to delete the fucking thing. Then theres the ones asking for used panties to purchase W T F. Then theres the ones i want to retch at. Hee goes, hi Katie would it be possible that you could save all of your used condoms up, i would like to see you once a week to put a funnel in my mouth, pour all the cum in and be used as a human toilet. YUK !!!!! is that legal ? wait for it Love toilet slaveSingle and hating it !!
Hearts and roses and kisses galore... What the hell is all that shit for? People get mushy and start acting weird It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.This day needs to get the hell over with and pass Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass I'll spend the day so drunk I can't speak And wear all black for the rest of the week
Guys act all sweet, but it soon will fade For all they are doing is trying to get laid The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit Because I think love is a crock of shit
So heres my story...what else can I say? Love bite my ass...Screw Valentines Day!
Saturday, February 11, 2006
To be happy, we must not be too concerned with others
The wise old owl sat on the oak,The more he heard the less he spoke,
The less he spoke the more he heard,
Was'nt he a wise old bird
EKL 99
Life is a tragedy for those who feel, and a comedy for those who think.
Its not often that i let people piss me off. I guess when you knock on strangers doors for a living you toughen up. Also, all the people who have put me down along the way, without realising it have made me more of a survivor. When my time comes, and i mean this, everyone of them, can come and sail on my yaught and i will thank each and everyone of them in turn. Cause everytime i fell down they made me want to get back up. Its been a long time since i have had negative people around me. Thats until i noticed people who no fuck all about me are taking it upon themselves to slate my life.I have become aware that this blog is really getting slated, because it dosent conform to what people see as normal. What is normal ? who really thinks they have a right to judge the way others live there life. What is a perfect life ? You dont no me and you never will. I guess you will never no how fuckin good it feels to buy your own handbag ! and buy your own coke. You can all chat about me, all day long cause if your not i would be thinking why not, but at least get over me being a hooker.
All women are hoes, each and every one. The only difference between me and you is, when i fuck a guy he nos why hes here and so do i perfect ! no bullshit fucking bliss ! if people dont like this blog or cant see past what i do then why waste energy on it. What little energy i have left is precious, fuck wasting it the way others do. I havent got an issue with people commenting but at least make it constructive. Love n light xx
Whos the whore ?
The women who take husbands not out of love but out of greed, to get their bills paid, to get a fine house and clothes and jewels; the women who marry to get out of a tiresome job, or to get away from disagreeable relatives, or to avoid being called an old maid -- these are whores in everything but name. The only difference between them and me is that i give a man his money's worth.Keep a diary and one day it'll keep you. ~Mae West
If you dont like what i write then dont fucking read it
Criticism is the disapproval of people, not for having faults, but having faults different from your own.Its a 9 thing !
Had a very productive week so far. Im so excited, my new house is near completion at long last. I cant believe that the number 9 has sprung up yet again. When i was given the house number this week i couldnt believe it. I was born on the 9th, my current address is 54 which added together is 9. My post code is B27 which again makes 9. Ive been in this industry since 99. My parents house is 126 which again is 9. The postcode there is DY9, i truly believe this is not a coincidence.The more i think about certain things the more i think they are pieces of my life puzzle. I have always been a spiritual person and love it when i connect with my angel. When you live your life like i do you need that presence.
Cant wait until tomorrow, i will be seeing one of my clients who is a complete darling. We have so much fun or is it just another chemical fuck. This may sound bizzare, but i dont like men i date to do gear. That would be a recipe for disaster plus i cant be doing with the coke cock thing. Its bad enough even when im getting paid to deal with floppy coke cock. I think i should charge an extra fee, to make up for the tedious wrist wrenching wanking that i have to do. Which in the end, without the client even noticing they are lying there doing it themselves ! To be fair, i love watching a man do that its the best, but will do anything not to do it myself.
Sunday, February 05, 2006
To me love me x
"Fun is as deep as seriousness." -- Jason MercheyKeepin your head up
We ain't meant to survive, cause it's a setup, And even though you're fed up, Huh, ya got to keep your head up.Its all about the wonga
This picture rocks ! 
Running at a loss today !
What a bizarre little sesh I've been on. Bar grooves slamming some fat tunes. Usual Saturday scenario that's developed. The day started off so normal ! What is normal I ask. You no I changed the bed shake n vacked went to sainsburys recycled all my glossys. Then im trying to think at what point it all went Pete Tongue (ha London c hed !)I think I thought its Saturday lets fucking have it. I would just like to add that im still down to one bender a week. I really think when your the wrong side of thirty as some unsatisfied punt commented. One per week 4 per month is the way forward.
Had a crank booking earlier, little fucking spotty teenager, at least he had the decency before I left out, to make some cock n bull story, that his parents have come home ye whatever !! Im so going to call his parents and drop the little shit in it.
Went to see an ex client sociably, ended up shit faced, on some vino, stoned and off my pod. Andrew, got me taking loads of pics to put on his sex site. He fucking loves it, he fucks just for fun!! I ended up really disappointed that he didn't like the pics. Hes such a slag, he even got a free cheeky cum out of me. Without me even realizing ,knocked one off as you do.
Drove home, stopped of at a girlfriends house, to cut a long story short invited two hotties back to mine, cracked open the champayne top banana chang. Only got them into webcaming they were fucking loving it ! i got parra though as i caught myself having a sly gurn. Becky i thinks around 22, at one stage she asked me to give her a sexy outfit. Fucking hell im so gutted i was that caned at the time, ive now realised all that, could have turned into so much fun. Well 10.am loving the vibe, Ha loving the vibe you twat Roxy !! i just rubbed some flake on my pussy hell it feels fine ! I never understand these people who rub coke on there gums thinking they are some fine conissuer absolute bollocks ! up your hooter on your tits or on the honey pot Mmmmmmmmmm ! I was meant to work today no sex since yesterday im really feeling the pinch. If i gave this all up tomorrow, there would be, such a huge hole that would need to be replaced. A day with out being laid !
Thursday, February 02, 2006
Gosh im struggling to cum anymore today. Have entertained six clients today. My seven O'Clock client has just left, i had to lie on the bed and smoke for him, wonder what that was all about ! i wish i had a fetish were i could get of on something so silly as that. Maybe my fetish is not having one. I did ask him, he told me that one day when i was least expecting it one would jump out at me !! Cheered myself up yesterday by going to Selfridges (my fav) not that i was sad but i love shopping. Bought a georgeous Juicy Couture outfit how very chav ! it'll do for lounging around in and spent one hundred pounds on cosmetics. Have just been invited to my friends birthday bash which is fancy dress been looking on the net for an outfit. I fancy going as a gangsters mole or a bounty hunter outfit looks cool. Or maybe i'll just delve in my work attire and go as a wench or a maid.
about
Cocaine, Champayne, Sex, Money and bullshit. Forget Belle De Jour, Bridget Jones who's she !! this is the real deal enjoy xx
About Me
- Name: roxyfoxy
- Location: United Kingdom
Where the hell do i start ! Well i give a mint blow job !! For now ill just say ive been on a bender for the last 10 years i work in the adult industry and i live a mad life.
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- Another draft i aint even read but hit publish haha !
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