Friday, September 22, 2006

I love blogging naked !!

roxyfoxy @ 5:18 am < 5 comments


"I must be wrecked to be posting this " Fuck it !!

roxyfoxy @ 5:10 am < 3 comments


I am a wanka !

Fucking hell, it's like nearly four thirty AM and I have another Ex man upstairs in my bed !!! Leave me alone ! I'm sat in my kitchen downstairs and can still hear him snoring from here.

What a perculiar evening I have had to say the least. Just to let ya all know things are good here no dramas going on which makes a change, life has been treating me real good for the last few weeks.

Decided to invite my parents over tonight, booked a lovely restaurant in the city for eight PM. For some reason I am sat here fucked out my face totally twisted and some fat fucker snoring for England upstairs in my bed !!!

Had a lovely Vietnamese meal earlier on, took my folks out for a bite to eat ! Must have called my dealer up after they went can't really remember much ! All I know is my ex man is hogging my bed snoring like fuck !!

Im feeling so horny it's a joke ! Since I have come off my Prozac after nine years I cannot stop wanking !! I had an electric tan earlier on and in twelve minutes I came four times ! It must have been the tubes heating up my gash !!

I have loads of wanking material to play with, infact I haven't played a prod movie for ages. I am on heat and I am loving it !!

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Thursday, September 14, 2006

"Thats what neighbors are for" !!!

Well what an evening I have had so far. My lovely next door neighbor popped in for a few drinks followed by a few cheeky lines as you do. We got into a rather deep conversation about how unhappy her life was !

Turns out she is a secret coke head and her man is totally not into drugs. I kind of guessed that already and haven't really taken to him from day one. Especially now, as she let slip that he had commented on the black man that comes to my house and assuming that he is a drug dealer ! Well yes he is but what the fuck has it got to do with you "Jonny" Until you start paying my mortgage keep your beak out of my business and don't be so fuckin judge mental !

Anyway after a rather lovely evening can you believe what happened next ! I totally didn't expect this to happen. As I went to open the door she grabbed me to give me a hug and thank me for listening to all her shit, she only started snogging me !

"Jesus I didn't see that coming" whets all that about then ! Maybe shes heard me beating off through the walls ! Ha Ha !

"Come back" don't do things like that then fuck off !

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Saturday, September 09, 2006

"Self destruct"

Whatever I say at this moment in time is not going to be positive, remember, only the people that read this blog are seeing the real me, even the people who think they know me don't get to read this blog, maybe they will one day ??

I have been up for two days, I have canned nearly a litre of brandy, pigged out on at at least half an ounce of rocket fuel which i'm not proud of, and am sitting here wondering what it feels like or even remembering what it feels like, to have some real loving, and to have someone make love to me, and me not be looking at the side of the bed for money !

That would be nice.

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"I've only gone and fallen in love"

Shit what is happening to me ? I am in love for real ! The feeling is totally blowing my mind but it is complicated, he lives in NYC and doesn't have a clue what I do for a living. How can I even begin to go with all this when I am living a complete lie ! There is no way I can ever end up with a man I have to lie too. I already spend my life being untrue to myself and people around me, there is no way I will lie to a man that I fall in love with.

Fucking hell my life is just one mad fucked up joke !!!!!!!!!!! Why am I here ????????????? Everything I touch turns to heartache ! Don't get me wrong, I love life, and keep fighting and overcoming all these obstacles life seems to throw my way, but when is it going to be "Roxys time" maybe never, maybe there's another life waiting for me ??

???????????

roxyfoxy @ 7:23 pm < 3 comments


SELF ESTEEM AND PROSTITUTION

"I am not begging for sympathy. I chose with my eyes open to do what I am doing today.

And I know that I have never enjoyed such self-esteem as I do now. I have escaped from emotional sponging. I cannot be put upon.

If you want my body, you must pay for it. However odd the adjective may sound, there is, to me, something clean about that.

What I am doing is a job like any other, a way of keeping alive..."



Sheila Cousins autobiography "To Beg I am Ashamed" (1953) as quoted in "Harlots, Whores and Hookers- A History of Prostitution" by Hilary Evans /Taplinger Press 1979

roxyfoxy @ 2:20 pm < 0 comments


"I call the shots"

Well: It's the early hours of Saturday morning and I have just scored some finest Peruvian flake it's the dogs danglers !!

I went back today to go pick up the hire car, I am driving a lovely Ford Mondeo complete with bad boy alloy wheels !! I'm going to stop moaning seen as according to the owner of the hire car place this is his best motor !! Thank god for baseball caps !!

Mmm this candy is hitting the spot just nicely, haven't had any good gear for ages well at least a week ! Moderation that's what I say !! It looks like I may be driving this for some time, I have requested that my car dealer finds me the CLK in quartz blue he reckons it's like finding a needle in a haystack. I wish I hadn't spotted the dam thing in the garage now ! If he has no joy after another week I may settle on a black or silver one as he reckons there are loads of them around.

I have decided no brand new cars from now on in three years the Audi lost me 10 K !! Think how much of that would have gone up my nose though so its swings and roundabouts me thinks !

Well it is now 6.10AM it's been a few hours since I left this post on hold to go and do a booking. I wasn't planning on even leaving the house as I had not long landed back here from scoring a couple of G's yes "The Devils Dandruff" struck again.

I told the guy I would be there within the hour, and the rest I forgot I was arriving in a Sherman tank !

As soon as I got there I knew it was going to go tits up. The reason being, he was one of those clients that from the minute you arrive keeps harping on about what he expects for his money blah blah ! "Does the hour start from when we get upstairs or am I using my time to be pouring you drinks"


He started off being quite tolerable, then every time I moved my arm he thought I was clock watching. He kept saying every five minutes that he wanted his full hour in the bedroom. Well in the end to shut him up off we went upstairs. Then he starts calling the shots in a way that made me feel on edge. He kept saying im paying you I say what etc, well im sorry to tell you mate but I'm not here to be thrown around and be fucked left right and centre so that you think your getting your moneys worth.

An escort is not paid in my opinion, to be fucked for a whole hour of the booking. I hate clients like this, because they worry that much about the poke and thinking they are getting stitched up that they make the sex unbearable.

I kept explaining that by now I had been there over one and a half hours but to him he hadn't had his full hour fucking me. I explained that if he wanted to pay me another hour I would happily stay as he kept commenting that I hadn't got any more bookings to go on. He refused to pay me to stay for longer so I said see so why should I. He couldn't understand that I was not his girl and was not enjoying him keep holding his load back like I had all fucking night !

That was it, I had,had enough of his fucking dictating his definition of a bootycall, I call the shots end of.

Maybe next time he uses the service, instead of fucking about and worrying too much, he will get on with what he had paid to do and let loose !!

roxyfoxy @ 2:28 am < 1 comments


Boom Boom

How is visiting a prostitute like bungee jumping?



They both cost about the same, they both just take a few seconds, and, in both cases, if the rubber breaks, you're dead.

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Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Pimp my ride

Oh lordy: what a day i have had ! I had only been without a car for less than 24 hours before I started listing the implications it would start to create, fuck it 3pm I decide to hire a car well another shopping car more like. Sealed the deal whilst blagging a corporate rate, using the Bank of Scotland as my company ! Treat ! Even chatted up the muppet taking my call and got a free upgrade to a faster car !

Jumped in a cab, magic pine carfresh tree swinging in my face, BO pits to top it off. Landed at the car company I hadn't been given the correct information regarding identification. I was livid to say the least, she was having none of it !!

Had to pay my weekly adverts as today is the deadline so I flagged a cab and what'd ya know BO man appears like Mr Benn !!

He didn't even charge me even saying to sort him out next time !!

In the meantime I was still riding with the hope that I could pick my new car up maybe that evening. Yes whilst out and about on Sunday I fell in love with a CLK 200 super stush car.

The car as far as I was concerned was mine ! just waiting for the paperwork feeling excited at the prospect of not having a selfish peoples car (2 seater) Crash, Bang, Wallop the call comes letting me know he sold it to a higher bidder !

Anyway watch this space all is still good ! I promised a client I would be there for 10PM, called one of my old Ex men, he very kindly loaned me his Hyundi Korean heap of shat !!

The client was hideously unappealing to the eye ! I lay on my back picturing what I knew his Mrs looked like ! Perfect match, which was confirmed as I went to wash my paws inthere bathroom which was downstairs may I add ! lazy fuckers do you not listen to Sarah "great tits Beaney)

He opened the plastic sliding patitian door to be polite, I nearly took it off it's plastic rail trying to shut it so he couldn't see me racking one up !!

So I have my Ex man waiting at mine as I am driving his car, D calls to arrange my training shedule for this week.Yes I have hired a personal trainer, lets see how long this latest fad lasts for !

Well D came over Andy was already in my bed when he arrived as he had to be up at 5.am (WTF) apparently we made that much noise throughout the night that the poor guy didn't get a wink of sleep. It's not my fault I didn't ask him to sleep here he could have gone back to his own house. I did tell him I was going to be on one, so he did have the choice to go home.

We were still sat in my kitchen when he came down at 5.15 AM I offered him a brandy and coke but he was having none of it, I haven't heard from him since !!

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Tuesday, September 05, 2006

A Daughter Is a Daughter all her life (Written by Polly, my Mum)

On a cold December morn,
Our baby daughter is born.
A beautiful girl, greeted with much pleasure,
A bundle of joy to love and treasure.

A happy child with striking looks,
Always inquisitive, with a love of books.
Preferred the outdoors to going to school,
A St. Trinians character, she broke every rule.

A love of cooking shaped her first choice of career,
Hotel voted her the best trainee chef for many a long year.
Hours are long, together with poor pay,
A move to a Solicitor's office won the day.
When an office move takes place, she shows her skill,
Organising "the opening" with a buffet fit to kill.

The office rouitine works well for a while,
The clients respond to that lovely smile.
Despite good achievements, she moves on to pastures new,
Nursing the elderly and infirm brings new challenges too.
We were so proud of the way she approached the work,
loved her patients, no task did she shirk.
Gruelling nights, with no time for a break,
Heavy lifting-excruciating backache.
Committed to her patients, ensuring best quality of life,
In an industry where bad practice is rife.

Sadly, back problems force change to an office base,
Sales targets and customer business to chase.
Discovers she loves the cut and thrust,
Finding out very quickly who you can trust.
Results are rewarded, at last, with good pay,
Achievement and hard work finally won the day.
Her vocation she has clearly found,
All agree her results are sound.

Leaves the U.K for a spell in New York,
Miss her like mad, on the telephone we talk.
We visit and enjoy a wonderful holiday,
Sad that its so short a stay.

A talent for creating an attractive home,
Her new pad is an enormous milestone.
Pride fit to burst when i survey,
Objects d'art in fine array.
Her new kitchen is her pride and joy,
Sparkling dishwasher, her favourite toy.
Makes entertaining a work of art, there's no doubt,
When it comes to cooking, she knows what she's about.
Mouth watering dishes served to perfection,
Table laid with scrupulous attention.

Gererous to a fault and a very good friend,
Someone on whom you can always depend.
A love of life and great fun to be around,
Her energy and vitality knows no bounds.

Maxwell, her cat, is her greatest fan,
His loyalty and adoration beats any man.

She loves her parents and we adore her,
Family is important, we all concur.
So from this poem, you can tell I am justifiably proud,
of a daughter who definitely stands out in a crowd.
This rhyme ends with love and good luck,
Possibly to be incorporated within her book !!!

roxyfoxy @ 1:24 pm < 2 comments


No wheels Grrrrrrrrrr !

I haven't got a lost to post at the moment as I am carless so can't really go on any bookings unless they are local in a taxi. I sold my car yesterday and got the price I wanted so that was good. I'm sure by the end of the week I will be driving around again.

I took another call yesterday regarding my missing cat from a local animal sanctuary, a Persian cat had been found about three miles away the previous night. After sending a picture via email to them it turned out not to be her never mind !

As I mentioned before my Mum said she was going to write a poem for my blog, well it arrived in the post this morning so I will post it !!

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