Saturday, August 26, 2006
Two ships that pass in the night should always buy each other breakfast
I am really struggling at the moment, the cat missing, the flooring guy stitching me up, the police statements, the huge responsibility of owning this house, the drugs, just about everything. I so want to be happy, but something keeps fighting me all of the way. How cruel life has been to take luley away from me. I don't even want to have to be typing all this shit ? But boy when is it going to be my time ? This is sucks to be typing but fuck my life is so testing. I don't want sympathy it's not a cry for help, I understand I'm different but the road is long !Make me smile xx
Oh Luley look at your silly little face i miss you heaps !
Not one of my best but i like it !
Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone.Ten out of ten people die, so don't take life too seriously.
Be profound, funny or quiet.
After you talk in a meeting, listen to hear if you said anything.
I don't need your help today.... Love, God.
Our sickness is between our ears.
Want to hear God laugh? Tell Him your plans.
Don't expect to learn about people from books; a person can't fit in a bookcase.
Now I can wake up and say, "Good morning, God!" rather than "Good God, it's morning!"
When I turned myself over to God, I took my life out of the hands of an idiot.
When the world comes to an end, it will do so without my permission.
If you pray for a Cadillac and God sends a jackass, ride it.
There's no one too dumb for this program, but it's possible to be too smart.
All I wanted was to control you, myself and everything else.
My disease is an elephant. As long as I remember it's there, I won't get stepped on.
Try praying. Nothing pleases God more than to hear a strange voice.
Reality can be hell when you're only visiting.
God save me from myself.
We're all here because we're not all here.
"Disco Shit"
Check this out i love kool quotes from movies !There are no accidents... there is only some purpose that we haven't yet understood
I thought I would share with you this bizarre coincidence booking I took this evening. I landed at his house around 9.30 PM. I walked into his house and stood in his kitchen breaking the ice as you do.I commented on his broad accent straight away by saying I recognize that twang and it's not from here. He laughed and said you are right, im from "Blah Blah" I said really that's where I used to live with my parents before leaving home.
Infact, I said, my parents still live there. He asked me where abouts and I told him. I used to live in the same street, he said. What number do they live at, he asked. I said 126, he said I used to live at 126. It turns out he was only the guy that we bought the house off many years ago ! How mad is that ! Roger Cooper the dodgy builder that I had heard my parents mention many a time over the years referring to him as a cowboy and how they regretted the day they bought a house from a builder. Well yes mum you were right he is a cheap skate and yes he is still a pisshead !
How mad is all that ! The chances of that ever happening words cannot describe! All I can say is it was strange for both of us, for him remembering living there as the happiest times in his life with his wife and family, before she divorced him. For me it was where I lived and grew up, happy and carefree before realizing how fucked up and challenging my life ahead of me would be.
Wednesday, August 23, 2006
Just for the record, size does matter honey !
Hellooooo ! How's it going ? Im kind of good I think. Had a pretty boring day today and evening so far. I hate being bored it makes me think too much !My cell has been quite busy, I have just blown out a booking for this evening, to go and entertain a couple. I really wasn't up for it, I don't know why.
Entertained a client this afternoon, well that was until he went in the horrors. He payed me a substantial amount of money for two hours, and then freaked out after not even being here half an hour. His cock wouldn't get hard, I tried everything I could, but it was not happening.
He hadn't been blessed with much as it was, poor thing ! He said keep the cash, don't worry I will, what was he expecting a refund ! It's not my fault he couldn't get it up.
He did lick my pussy and made me cum so it wasn't all bad. I wonder why so many men have got such small cocks ! It makes my job so much harder.
If anyone wants too share some good tunes they are feeling at the moment, then give me a shout, the music I'm listening too could do with updating.
Sunday, August 20, 2006
someone to turn this players life around
Oh dear I am totally wankered. I have not slept a wink... I think that tingle gel has done my honey some damage. All I have done for the last say four hours is think I need to pee. I think I got carried away with the amount I used on my bean.My poor axewound feels like it has been bathed in creme de menthe ! Its nearly 12pm and I need to be meeting my mother at 2pm at my very sick grans deathbed ! More tears I guess are ahead of me. I haven't mentioned her before as I guess I have been trying not to think about it. We are so close, a lot of my character most defiantly come from her ! I have just sat and cried buckets writing her a letter to help get her better. I really do not know what is going on in my life at the moment everything seems to be so fucked up.
I need some loving that's what I need. All of a sudden, after so long riding alone, I long for someone that doesn't make me look at the side of the bed for money.
I had enough of running wild
I'm switching out my whole lifestyle
I don't wanna live the way I used to
I'm giving up the booty calls
Spinning C's at that ta-ta bars
No leaving with two or three girls to get me off
All I need is one who's really down
Someone to turn this player's life around
Girl, I feel like you could be the one To make a difference in my life
I like these lyrics x
Drugs may be the road to nowhere, but at least they're the scenic route. ~Author Unknown
Mmmm pondering !
Prostitution,when unmotivated by economic need,
might well be defined as a species of psychological addiction,
built on self-hatred through repetitions of the act of sale by which a whore is defined.
Kate Millet
Prostitution
I slowly start to remove my clothesand my bear skinned body starts to show
I like to sexually Intense these men over and over, again and again
I lay my naked body on the bed moving so slowly,
as if im dead kissing his body all over,
bit by bit it starts to get dangerous and he starts to hit
I cry out hopelessly and begin to plead
my jaw is broken and it starts to bleed
my life is in danger, what did I do wrong
he wants our session to be prolonged
I say no more and he hits me again
I wish I never got involved with these men
I get up to leave but its to late
he is twice my height and triple my weight
he pounces on me with a knife
about to take my already messed up life
should I let him do it, or fight back
he rips into my body with an almighty whack
blood starts to seep through the deepened cuts
revealing my bloody tissue and guts
my eyes begin to close and everything dark
he has poisoned my body and left his mark
my soul seeps away and finally im dead
if only I forgot about money and used my head
courtesy of Miss Muppett
Courtesy of the Scarlet Harlet
THE DARK ROMANTIC FORESTSThe dark romantic forests,
Beaches of pure white sand,
They make me feel lonely,
Needing someone to hold my hand.
I walk alone in the moonlight.
There' s no one else in the world,
No one to share my feelings,
To realize that I'm a girl.
Someday when I get older,
My walks won't be alone.
A man will be there to guide me.
I'll make my world his home.
"Excuse me sir can I order an extra pillow"
Just got back to base ! I was so glad to get out of the shopping car which I am driving at the moment courtesy of Audi. Well whoever decided that an Audi driver would want to drive a polo ! The dam thing hasn't even got a CD player do people really still buy cassettes ? I kept knocking the back wiper thingy not being used to hatchbacks.I passed the time away by rubbing durex play tingle lube which just for the record, is this weeks BOGOF (Buy one, get one free) offer at Tesco's ! I had dashed it into my handbag along with my silver bullet hoping for some filth. I think I over did it with the lube it was burning up. Anyway landed at my booking which I had been booked using a secret code. I have never heard this one has anyone else ?
He rang down to the porter and requested he order him an extra pillow ! I'm loving that one. Had a call earlier to go and see a couple, which I would have done but she only wanted me if I sucked pussy ! She said I'm not sucking yours ! I had to tell her that I was the plug not the socket ! Most girls don't mind that usually but she wanted a giver so no can do. That's not saying I don't but not on demand.
I am calling it a day now on the work front, I don't fancy going back out in the chicken chaser. It is judgment day on Monday regarding the flooring guy who has stitched me up. I want to nail the bastard for the way he has caused me pure headaches. He is now thinking that because of how I earn my money that he has got me in a corner and making threats.
How dare he ! And more importantly how dare I have mixed my business with my home. I am going to totally nail the bastard. I don't do business that way that's not how it works...
Listening to the Tidy Boys set on Galaxy FM not bad few cheeky little ones being dropped so im off to enjoy.
Saturday, August 19, 2006
FYO (Flick your own)
I went to see my regular client last week Stuart, the one who owns the pub. Well he had told me to land there around 11.30 am, which I did. As I pulled up he came running over saying he still had a few punters left finishing there drinks.He told me to use the front entrance and pretend that I was in need of a Taxi. So I walked into the bar, standing out like a sore thumb I guess. All eyes were on me if you know what I mean. I sat at the bar and asked him to call me a cab, in a loud voice he said you will have to wait an hour for it. He dropped the first clanger by then saying "Jack Daniels and coke is it" oops ! I then forgot I was meant to be without a phone and started to call someone, the whole set up looked well dodgy im sure.
Anyway, before long the table behind me invited me to join them. I sat there surrounded by country bumkin fruit packers, this is a rural village don't forget. It's all fruit and pick your own. Anyway start chatting to this girl called Vicky who was a lezza ! She made it obvious she fancied me and asked me what I was drinking.
Of cause I started playing up to it all i was loving it, being put on by a diesel dike.I blatantly lied and told them all I was not into men either ! Ye right !! After a few tot's it started to look appealing to invite her back to mine.
I arranged to meet her outside in an hour after I had sealed the deal with Stuart. He was well pissed off when we went upstairs maybe because I was rushing him more than normal so I could go home and have some fun. She was waiting outside like we had arranged and got into my car ! We picked up a couple of G's and a big fat bag of bud my treat I thought !
Well we got back here and got on it but that was about it really. I had a big day ahead of me so I wanted to go upstairs and chill. All good at this point I thought I was going to finally get to use my strap on well she was ! I got into bed she took her jacket off, that was about all she took off.
My cunning little plan had failed. I lay there really feeling up for it she was having none of it, I said I really fancy a massage she said she didn't feel fresh as she had been at work all day ! I couldn't be bothered to even offer her a shower especially as she said she didn't want to take her boots off as her feet were stinking !
Can you believe I had to resort to going to the bathroom for a sneaky frig In my own house ! what a waste of time and coke I may add and to top it all off I had to drop her all the way back to the sticks sitting behind tractors feeling fucked ! I received a tex later that day thanking me for a great evening, I didn't bother replying it wasn't great for me !
"Thanks to Oscar for sending me this"
"Cocaine is God's way of saying you earn far too much.money"
My first blog email !!!
WTF !
I would just like to say that what i have just posted, must have been over the last few weeks when i had no internet connection so attempted to blog on word like i said i would try and do. As you see it was not ever going to work, roxy piffle at it's best infact it is that silly i had to copy and paste it LOLReading it back now my head was shot and dose'nt it show !
The only love i know at the moment (But that aint a bad thing)
This was bought with five bookings HA !!
Fuck off ! you stink
I have just got back from entertaining two clients back to back as I call them. Well,... I am not going to pull any punches but just for the record each one of them were filthy son of a bitch's ! Utter filth I am not impressed I hope I haven't caught scabies off the filthy creatures. I arrived at the first booking which was a Travelodge so I was kind of expecting a peasant !Well that was an understatement the man was a fucking beast ! He greeted me and the stench nearly knocked me over. "Alright me duck" He said ! It turns out it was his birthday and he was working in the area on the roads, and all of the lads had chipped in for him to get laid. He fucking stunk I have just got out of the shower I could smell all of his cock and BO in my beautiful Maine ! I can't bear anyone who has BO I find it utterly repulsive, his had gone well past BO it was more like fried onions !! Just so you get the picture the man was obese he was from up North so had a nauseating accent, his feet were like camel hoofs and his cock well words cannot describe what I had in my hand. His ball bags were stretched down his legs. It gets worse think shadrack dingle out of Emerdale with a longer scratty rats tail hair doo ! and finally he had only got one real eye and a dodgy looking glass one, so you could say he really didn't have a lot going for him !!
I said after maybe twenty minutes of trying to get him to cum that we should call it a day it was that or offer him a full no quibble refund !!! As I opened the door into the lobby, the lads who I presume were the ones who had all chipped in and were waiting until I had left just sat there gauping as I left the building !
As I got into my car, I sealed the deal with another punter who was a few miles away. As I tottered up his path there stood before me was, let me think ... OK think Mr Bean but with grey hair ! He lived in one of those horrible white cladded semi's complete with Fleur De lyes decor and a plastic toilet seat ! Simon had just finished his shift packing fruit which he told me trying to break the ice. I went into his bedroom he had a single bed which had been stripped of it's duvet which was laying on the floor. I couldn't work out what wa going on, there's no way im laying on a quilt on some punters bedroom floor but at the same time there's no way im laying my booty on his bottom sheet ! fuck that ! that is a definite no. I lifted the quilt back onto the bed, whilst at the same time telling him we would lay ontop.
As I went to step onto the bed my foot stuck to the side of his bed. Well that started me off. I asked him what the fuck ! "That's why it was on the floor he said" On the floor" I asked him, I told him I wasn't happy and asked if it was piss as his room smelt of it.
I really layed into him, I kept my mouth shut for a little longer then I made him get up and open the window as his room stank. He then went onto inform me that his cock doesn't get fully erect due to a car crash he had, had. ' Great' double whammy ! Well there was only one thing to do give him a proper show blagging would have took energy at this stage I didn't have. As soon as he said the noises I was making were really doing it for it I all of a sudden lay back turned my head away and took about thirty five seconds to come whilst he did at the same time.
I was really pleased with myself after as I thought I had handled it well. I have just sparked up a spliff so I will wrap this up, you know I'm in the horrors the next day when blogging whilst high on skunk ! stay lucky Byeeeeeeeeeeeeee x
P.S you can now email me by going into my blogger profile (about me) and linking from there. Send me things like pics or shit for this blog if you like but don't nause me !!
Mmmmmm ??????????? blame it on the boogie !!
Well 2.50 am back here on word even stopped trying like an obsessed beatch to find a wireless connection. Don't worry I haven't camped outside mcdonalds yet.
Just watched a porn in bed reflecting over just this day and thinking back to the events instead of riding with it all.
What a miss match of people and instances worse thing is is the feeling of not having the world wide web and goggle at a click even a fucking pc is your best friend when doing coke.
It would have made things so much better, urban 75 I have missed as I know that would have helped me even if the tossers were there .
My cell is now ringing knowing what is the point taking the cell as I cant speak or bear the sound of Asking how much I charge and where im based grrrrrrrr
Then thinking I could'nt drive to a booking like this and when I say that you know.
Oh took a bootlle of pink shamps nextdoor had a few tots around 7pm at mny pals shop. Wine next door then here I am well down the bottle of jd. Fuck it ages since jack was here.
Another thing I forgot to mention , I spotted a little bottle of filth last week, paced it in my new slick bathroom cabinetamongstt the vicks, nasal spray sinus all in all everything to cover a coke symptom even ear drops wtf.
It would have been rude not to have banged out my first coked up frig.
Extacy there is nothing like being able to drop the porn on at my volume the works its my house myyyyyyy lounge underneath mine !!!
Fuck me yes purlease, infact I have been thi king of nothing else except cock for ten days. Helps with my sorrow !!
Sitting here listening to an old skool remix of omar nothing like this my kitchen is rocking. Im sat here in frount of my la[top French doors wide open black stilettos hair down silk gown ha the slut is here.
I m missing my tunes for real my pirate jams I lock into for sure I am. I guess I was a little blind to see that the keys were only a small part in it.
3.06 maybe finiwh this toke and bed. Dose'nt feel right the house is so not complete with out her.
Fuck i have no shame sharing this !!!
What the fuck is this ? HA i wont alter it i just found it on word !
Its sun evening and I am just starting to wrap my latest bender up. I fucked up and failed miserably, the day started off promising I went to a Sunday market with my French girlfriend to see her before I go away tomorrow. Didn’t really buy anything except bagpuss for her twins and a
Which followed by a sociable line ! my afternoon went out of the window after that. I had planned to buy some of those twirley topiaz tree thingys one eith side of my door. Well we then had a change of venue and came back here. This is funny d put a porn on as you do we were hanging out in my kitchen so I don’t know why ? my leather blinds for the window have not arrived yet. I walked into the lounge and I suddenly noticed my 32 inch screen showing some porta Rican gal sucking this guys dick. I keep forgetting im on ground level after 9 yrs funny things like that I notice. I took an early night last night now bearing in mind im not sleeping good im not relaxed I guess its listening out for luley im already having nightmares anyway the whole thing is fucked up I mentioned buying a doorbell well I hadn’t planned to hear it go off at 2am I shot up too the window my immediate reaction was old bill cat news etc I looked out and there was knowone there. I put it down to the wind and rain that was hammering down. 4am the dam thing goes off again this time with a new melody I shot back up I was spooked by now and I don’t get like that I like to live where I feel safe. I creeped down and ripped the batteries out of the dam thing. It wasn’t the wind its on the same frequency of maybe someone in the apartments up the road. That was weird maybe it was a sign. When I woke up yesterday morning when I opened my French doors there was a huge blue feather laying there.
Anyway so im here charged with a few of my pals the cell goes its this weird call saying she thinks she may of seen the cat, again I cant control myself and im twatted where why what etc she said she would call me.
In the meantime me and d had a misunderstanding so it all stopped so I was home alone 1 g left fully loaded bar stocked I must haqve gone into denial so fucked up bitch decided to go and post more leaflets I was sweating like a bitch had silly shoes on tottering around all of the george wimpey homes shoving these lost cat things through boxes. I then took a call with another sighting omg multiply by 100 due to the posh this girl said we think we have your cat I was like grab it babes get it im coming over when I pulled up I went into this room think shameless ! it was full off people who you can tell all they eat is egg and chips by there pasty faces. I looked down it was a Persian cat but not her, I reqlised how beautiful luley is this cat was not her. They wre all gutted they said how they didn’t want this to happen and how bad life treats you I said don’t worry life is a test.
Shes not far away, so I go away tomorrow for my four days jolly I have made a brief list things not to forget some porn poppers ha ! dildos even though they don’t want them I do ! I wil convert them. I packed four bikinis my maid outfit, and I will bling it up with my lingeries my red collection is looking mint with my summer tan. I shopped yesterday went to waitrose and tonight It just sprung to mind im not here. Maxy is going in the catterie im gutted about it due to the bad timeing finding himself in a new pad then me leaving him somewhere im sure he will love it it is the Portland of cateries no hood cats allowed. I have a crush on one of my neighbores he is so cute, young mmm. I am sitting here waiting to crash as soon as lord Maxwell comes back. Back to my booking they are cool and they are under no illusions about me they found this blog and read it.
Tune im listening to filterfunk message in a bottle deland and crockett remix
Feeling inner city good life just dropped that.
Ha just found this awesome
Smoking a lovely bud last glass of rose before I go to bed I may have a blast on the little bottle of filth and wrap it all up nicely with my choice of prod I think the current one has stayed too long due to being too mash up at the time to go find a nother. Yes I think its this tune im in love with you want you to love me too slick lyrics. One of those fuckin cds where ha another classic deepest blue fuck I feel all loved up like when we used to go clubbing when the little fellows were stush.
The drugs do work !!
You need to be high to read this !
Well I wonder what my neighbors are piecing together about what they have clocked so far about my lifestyle.
With in three weeks of being here so much has happened.
I have had the cat crisis which led to my neighbour thinking when I went on that couply booking that I had gone. Bless her I told the other neighbor I was going to ST Tropez don’t ask why I just did, she was relieved when I told her I was no longer suicidal and was back on form at that I invited her and j to come at take a look at my stunning topiaz trees and fucking pots that make me wet just looking at them.
Then there is the site manger suive I told them over tapas last Friday.
My dealer pulled up this evening in his porshe which my neighbor opposite clocked. They are all so lovely but seem to find me hilarious they will when they wake up and see my huge sign stating these premises are under 24 hour cctv.
I took it from the last place I don't care the way it looks it makes me feel safer having cctv.
I had a toke this evening which was divine. Tune I am listening to this moment, no thang on me snoop (featuring bootsy Collins)
Just dropped biggy tune forget the name think its big poppa ya it is.
Going to sleep when I finish my tot no gear or weed left.
Juicy reach for the stars !! you had a goal
Living life without fear
Super Nintendo sega genesis when I was dead broke i couldn’t picture that
Birthdays were the worse day
Dam right I like the life I live
Fookin tune one of my favs
However happy dayz not long till I get back online yippy im getting there house starting to look stush I got through all the fucked up tests was tried with it. I am riding with things again things are no longer dark the sun is shining once again for the fox.
Gagging for it !
Hello ! Love N Light to everyone reading this, I cant believe it's nearly the end of the week again, this week has been better for me im slowly starting to enjoy living here. It is no where near furnished to how I want it but it's coming on. I have decided to get rid of the TT at the end of the month I have had it for three years I am bored of it now. Plus it sticks out like a sore thumb I cant drive anywhere without being clocked.Bad news I did get caught on the speed camera so I have sent my license off and am waiting to hear my fate ! Business has been at it's worse these last few weeks, it has been that bad that I actually found out what it feels like to go without cock ! I didn't like it one bit it felt like torture and that was only doing six days yikes !!
This is so funny, one day last week, I grabbed my bag to go to the bank which I had used the night before to go on a booking. So I flung the silver dildo and stockings on the sofa and forgot all about them being there. When I got back the guy was there ready to install my sat TV, as he walked in the dildo was lying there staring at both of us, at this point I attempted to very badly try and hide it by shoving it down the side of the sofa, which was a bad move all round due to the size and girth of it. It now looked even worse pointing blatantly up in the air. Anyway, after he had gone I carelessly moved it again to the nearest place, which was in a carrier bag at the side of the sofa which my wall prints were in that I had bought that day. I never gave it a thought until...
Well I'm sure it wouldn't have been there for that long really would it. That was until I hear my Mum going into the bag the next day about to admire my prints, before I could stop her in her hand she has my seven inch dildo !! All I could think was I hope I cleaned the thing hoping there wasn't dryed up snail trails on it !! I made some piffle up it was a present for a friend ye right !!
I'll be back I have a bootycall much love Rox xxx
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
Come home little princess
My new house
I guess lying on yer back for a living aint all that bad after all !
Still searching for my princess
Hey, another week has passed more tissues and issues but im hanging on in. I hope that I haven't lost my readers due to me not being able to update so much. It's nearly 2 am and im writing this on word and hopefully I can copy it onto a disc and publish it at my friends tomorrow.
I go away on Monday with the couple I mentioned a while back who have booked me to spend next Monday to Thursday at there private holiday home on a fuck fest. Hang on with me and then the following week my broadband will be installed and then I will spend time focusing on the devils dandruff and get it back into shape.
Don't forget I will have a whole four days of antics im sure to report back with, I may keep a journal while I am there so I don't forget the best bits.
I digress I have just got in from a booking and took a slow drive around the streets while it was quiet looking for Tallulah belle. Still no news except for the call I took on Tuesday morning I was in the bank at the time so I was on voicemail. I got into my car and my Bluetooth was booming out the last part of a message which said in connection with your missing cat.
I hit the brakes faster than the speed of light. I dialed the number and got thought to this old man who was hit with where are you, where is she, when why what it was like all of a sudden this one call all of a sudden took me higher than any thing I had ever felt. It was so magical kind of like when you were a little girl and everything was about dreams and all things nice.
Happy endings that kind of stuff. I pulled up ran to his door, well the fox gets out of the car looking fly I may say roof down headscarf my new big shades, he came to the door typical client material I bet, the mans not 100 % sure if it is her I just wanted him to say something positive I was getting so frustrated all of a sudden I just broke down saying this and that,
Yes dear I understand im a cat lover all he could say was about his pussy, typical man, as soon as he pointed to where his Smokey was buried I broke down like a silly bint.
He said the local newspaper would work that was it 'don't you think I would do that if I could, Im an escort don't you think I haven't thought that I can't bring attention to myself kind of meaning. Well his eyes popped out of his head, as I stood there wishing I could retract what I had just said.
I needed a stiff drink, still no cat, but he said if he saw it this evening he would call me.
Called my mum and told her the good news. Hope was there blue Persian, I couldn’t wait to get his call.
Next day I was still feeling granday, fucking glued to my cell, I took a call from what I can only describe as I don't even really listen to Maria but as I typed that last sentence her lyrics came blinding straight into my head.
I just got up to fix another JD and questioned blogging the down times again which unless you have read all the archives which had a very dark patch. I guess I feel funny about typing something huge that has happened in my life which is not in any way connected to my job. I will carry on typing as I would like to read back and try to find answers to what has been going on in my life, and I can only start to do this is by typing you know girl.
The chances of this happening was a harsh test. This women was about to shatter all my dreams she had seen my posters and all she had in mind was to make me aware she had a blue cream Persian cat in the area, not only the area the road behind where the old man who had said he had seen her.
The comedown was like rock bottom, the bitch even sent her son to the mans with the pedigree certificate ''all I can say to her is fuck you bitch I don't want your pussy im hardly going to take her cat I could buy ten of them thanks very much. So that was fucked up big style.
Before I continue as they say time is a healer things are looking up I am fighting back now I love my new house I can deal with shit luley is not far away I see her in my dreams pawing my new door and I see the number.
Have been mega busy this week, Wednesday was a fucked up night. I took a call from a guy who had called me ages ago saying in a winey voice '' need to make love to a women even telling me it had been 13 yrs, fuck me words cant describe,
He came to greet me at the end of his garden path he looked younger than I had expected, I am not fond of OAP bookings infact WTF !!
We went up into his 70's style
When he said 13 yrs he meant it!! I said you must have had a wank check this out he dosent believe in doing so. I didn't take the subject any further I don't do non wankers. He said he had the odd wet dream 13 years of nothing where does it go?
So blew air kisses he thanked me for cuming which I replied no thank you, winking at him for cuming.
I landed at my 9pm who at 6.pm had given me the gut feeling, how mad is this I took his call which is only coming to light now. I had a 7pm and 9pm and him for 9.30 if his was the only booking that night I was saying to myself listen to your heart so I carried on with my full diary. I was in the area so I said ill be over. I drove up the road pulling my nose it was hardly
I had asked him for a land line number, as soon as he said he didn't have one always spells tramp sorry but you have a phone line if you're logged on. I then asked him questions which I never need to ask. He said he was 28 I asked why he didn't have a landline and what his job was which he said was it and he only rented the place every so often and he said his name was
As I got into my car the cell rang, its
All of a sudden I said you're not Asian are you. Yes he said big mouth goes ''fuckin forget it I don't do Asians''He is so lucky it wasn't another gal he was fucking with with her pimp in the car.
I couldn't believe an Asian had slipped through the net! All the signs were there. I then took a call from a guy whispering his name as Andy I had a feeling as soon as he said the area it was him. Well I used to hate seeing him as you will see. I stood outside waiting for him to come down from his smeggy flat onto of pound world peasant in his old room it has this window ledge covered in nails if I rem right to stop the pigeons. Having stood outside for at least ten mines four calls to his whispering creepy voice. I was livid when I got to his pokey bed-sit I even said hurry up lets get it over and done with. I didn't care I was sick of trying to get him to talk to be fair his state of health looked worse than ever as it had been 2 yrs since I last saw him.
The way he made me feel totally freaked the fuck out of me, he didn't say one word and just stared at me, I kept saying are you ok, he didn't move, I said get your pants off, constantly scanning the perimeter of the room clocking the tea stains on the wall the filth dressing table, things got worse I kept saying why didn't you let me in and stop freaking me out. I then heard a notice which sent me off on one again. I was like Andy whose here I was terrified and I mean that. The way I was feeling like I was in some totally fucked up booking which I was going to get if you have seen hostel then your know where im coming from.
I looked at the door which a hand had appeared I shot up whose that what the fuck. A fat peado looking freak said what is going on in here do you want to tell me Andrew whets going on.
He then said is this the same girl from earlier Andrew, at this point I thought shit it's the old bill it's a set up!! I said who the hell are you he said he was the landlord.
The relief I felt I wanted to jump on him. I was like oh my god thank you thank you so much. I had been that freaked out by Andrew. I could see him looking at the whole picture he was sat on the end of the bed, jeans round his ankles me sat in turquoise French knickers tits out.
I have never got dressed so fast. I said I wasn't the girl he was referring to. He said so you haven't got a pimp outside waiting in the car. I said no holding my keys I was like get me out of here walk me to my car. Turns out dear Andrew had another girl before me and her pimp had chinned his mate. I told the guy I can see how that has happened, fuck me he needs sectioning, as I left his squallier I said don’t ever call me again. All his landlord was banging on about was how much had I took off him not enough to put up with that shit sunshine.
I have just kind of starting to enjoy my new pad, I will post some picks soon. Little things over the last few days have picked me up, I have been here three weeks and only the last few days I have started focusing on things. My kitchen looks funky I have a pink kitchen with cocktail bar we heyyyyyyy !
Im not girly but pink works its different I have just ordered the baby pink bar stools maybe I will find my dream man one day who will bend me over one mmm yes purlease.
I bought a chandelier and door bell today this is an example of things I have to deal with that maybe others don’t and never even would do.
I bought a door bell how cute, I couldn't stop testing the dingdong I stuck it on the wall and noticed a place to write I guess that would state a name or family surname. Its no big deal but I can't put jack in. Who am I Kate Emelia
Havent touched any sniff since residing here, I have worked out why not ok no gadgets no net no tunes etc the only way to stop the habit is to loose the net fact. No way ! I have missed it as much as luley ! Oh ye guess what this is high five im smiling typing it ha. I took matters not my hand over the remote I have missed for time. You remember ff whilst fully loaded manual style. I got to work cotton buds new batteries clean all the clogged up oil out. Treat can you believe I cured it! I pressed play well what day a know filth.
Well I have really enjoyed typing this and can't wait to be back in business. Don’t forget away next week week after expect me. Also if this post is copied and pasted raw onto blogger then it will not be fannied up spell check punct etc. Depends on time xxxxxxxxxxxxx love n light xxxxxxxxxxxx rox
The fox is back yippey !!
Oh my gosh how long have i been away for !I hope i havent lost all of my readers i will be gutted ! It has been one thing after another trying to get a phone connection sorted in my new gaff. I will be quick as i have loads of emails and shit to catch up with but i will start updating the last month of my life this evening.
Thursday, August 03, 2006
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- Name: roxyfoxy
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Where the hell do i start ! Well i give a mint blow job !! For now ill just say ive been on a bender for the last 10 years i work in the adult industry and i live a mad life.
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